Author Archive: Ed Driscoll

ARMOND WHITE: Springsteen’s Self-Mythologizing Home Movie.

As portrayed by perpetual sad sack Jeremy Allen White, curly-haired Bruce labors at a small-town bar, mostly appreciated by lumpenprole clientele and pathetic, clingy, single-mother Fay (Odessa Young). That’s the “Nowhere” from which Bruce longs to be delivered. Escapism drives his professional pursuit that turns uncommercial and derivative. A reckless road trip suggests that he wanted to imitate both Bob Dylan’s storied motorcycle accident and his John Wesley Harding neo-folk album.

Hollywood hack Scott Cooper buys into this myth, undeniably using the shame and dissatisfaction perpetuated by Democrat Party figures Springsteen and Obama. Cooper’s direction and script foolishly erect this myth based on fatuous press-release fiction that Nebraska was inspired by Bruce accidentally catching a TV broadcast of Terrence Malick’s Badlands (a high-art digression from historic tabloid tragedy). We’re meant to accept Bruce’s idiotic approach heroizing serial killer Charles Starkweather as his protagonist — as if Bruce found the secret to all-American failure and misery.

Aiming at our credulousness, Deliver Me repeats the familiar legend that Nebraska was created when Bruce broke away from his E Street Band to compose and perform alone, in his bedroom, to a simple 4-track recorder (lyrics scratched on a notebook next to well-worn pages of Flannery O’Connor’s “A Good Man Is Hard to Find”).

What’s left out is the music industry’s manufacturing of Springsteen’s image. His manager Jon Landau (Jeremy Strong) gets the film’s big scene telling off a Columbia Records executive: “In this office, in my office, we believe in Bruce Springsteen!” This BS shamelessly begs for applause.

Do they obey the laws of thermodynamics as well?

Related: Christian Toto speculates: Boss Bomb? Deliver Me from Nowhere’s Sad Tracking.

Springsteen’s hard-left politics have been chipping away at his brand in recent years. His shocking defense of sky-high ticket prices shredded his blue-collar image. And his chronic attacks on President Donald Trump, while ignoring the serial miscues of his predecessor, likely chased some potential movie goers away.

Springsteen exists in the rarefied air of rock gods. Plus, Hollywood loves cranking out music biopics, witness potential films based on Debbie Harry and Joni Mitchell.

A Springsteen movie should be a must-see event, even one that doesn’t rock the Oscar conversation.

Instead, the film could be out of theaters by Thanksgiving based on current tracking models.

The jury is still out on that, but as “Miami” Steve Van Zandt told the London Times last year, “‘When Bruce got vocal behind the Democrats, we probably lost half the audience. There’s nowhere we can’t do business.’ But some places feel like enemy territory now? ‘A little bit, yeah. We’re ten times bigger in Europe. We might play six stadiums in America and sixty in Europe.’”

HUGH HEWITT AND BEN DOMENECH: How big a story is the NBA-mob scandal? Enormous.

PETER LEMON MAMDANI:

Classical allusion in headline:

ANDREW DOYLE: Meltdown at the Oxford Union.

Harold Macmillan once described the Oxford Union as ‘the last bastion of free speech’. Perhaps this remark made sense when it was uttered back in the 1960s, but it reads today more like a mordant quip. The recent furore over George Abaraonye, the president elect, has all but obliterated the union’s credibility.

Everything we know about Abaraonye tells us that he is profoundly unqualified to lead such an institution. He openly celebrated the shooting of Charlie Kirk, posting on his Instagram account: ‘Charlie Kirk got shot loool’. In a WhatsApp group, he wrote: ‘Charlie Kirk got shot, let’s fucking go’, ‘Scoreboard FM’ and ‘It really writes itself, doesn’t it’ in response to a fellow student’s comment that ‘He was pro guns LMFAO’. This was in spite of the fact that Abaraonye had met Kirk in person only a few months previously, shaken his hand, and debated him in the chamber.

Such musteline behaviour tells us that this is not a man of strong character, but more objectionable still are his attempts at back-pedalling. Abaraonye might at least have acknowledged that it was a hot-headed moment in which he was childishly attempting to be edgy for his friends. But unable to muster the courage to take responsibility for his own words, he instead attempted to blame the victim, saying that his reaction was ‘shaped by the context of Mr Kirk’s own rhetoric’ and ‘My words were no less insensitive than his – arguably less so’.

More here: The Oxford Union won’t miss George Abaraonye. “When Abaraonye debated Kirk, Kirk had been civil with him. Abaraonye had perhaps been less so with Kirk. He showed up in sweatpants and slippers, tetchily engaged with his opponent, before sauntering away from the exchange while yawning. That his fellow students could have watched this display and still voted for him as union president a month later is baffling. The Oxford Union will survive this controversy, just as it has survived countless others. What will be harder to recover is its reputation as a training ground for bright young minds, rather than a platform for mean-spirited provocateurs.”

MOLOTOV–RIBBENTROP PACT BINDS INTERNATIONAL AND NATIONAL SOCIALISTS TO RADIO SILENCE:

 

AND NOW, A WORD FROM CHUCK SCHUMER:

AMERICA’S PROGRESSIVE DESCENT INTO PSYCHOSIS:

If you missed it, the woman who thought it was a good and persuasive idea to show up in an inflatable penis costume outside of an upscale shopping mall on a sunny Saturday, where families were out enjoying the weather, is… 61 years old.

(RELATED: Please Deliver Us From the Poorly-Behaved Women)

Not some stupid college kid. A 61-year-old woman.

A friend of mine whose son was on the scene relates that Gamble was in the street screaming obscenities at passing cars, and even jumped in front of one driven by a brand new driver who nearly hit her, before she was arrested.

Because her candidate didn’t win an election.

And the video of the arrest has gone viral because the screeching coven of progressive hysterics across the country has decided that this is a First Amendment violation of some kind — that the right to protest involves dressing oneself up as a specimen of male genitalia in front of unsuspecting citizens.

Bear in mind, these are the people who wanted to lock you up and take your kids away for not wearing a face diaper or forcing your family to take a COVID shot, but somehow they’re the defenders of the First Amendment now.

Yes, this is an extreme case.

But it’s not an isolated case.

MSNBC put the demented Robert De Niro on their air so that he could declare that White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller was a Nazi, and DeNiro then allowed that such a status would be unusual given that Miller is Jewish. Nobody at that network batted an eye. Maybe Miller’s inevitable lawsuit will change that, but the inherent psychosis is no less substantive.

And this week, we’re seeing a large number of these people come completely unglued over Trump’s having broken ground on construction of a new ballroom facility at the White House, which will expand its capacity for hosting events to 650 people, up from the current 200. The project is being financed with $250 million in private donations, and it will improve a part of the White House’s East Wing, which has stood mostly useless since the Truman administration.

And right on cue, here’s Clinton advisor James Carville using language that could get people killed – and already has: Carville Fantasizes About Trump ‘Collaborators’ Paraded In The Streets Like Post-War Nazis.

ABC NEWS JOURNALIST THREATENS POLICE: The View’s Sunny Hostin Warned Local Police Not To Target Black Son in Her ‘All-White Neighborhood.’

According to Sunny Hostin, she recently made a visit to her local police department to warn officers not to target her son because he’s black.

No, this isn’t satire.

While discussing the new Netflix documentary “The Perfect Neighbor” on The View, Hostin said the show reminded her of herself as a black mother.

“As a mother of black children, I know that black boys are not given the presumption of innocence and the presumption of youth,” she said. “She’s calling the police and saying they’re trying to steal her car and they’re 11 years old. They don’t know how to drive.”

“I have had to be in the position where I have gone to my local police department because I know my son is going to be training for the Junior Olympics, running around the neighborhood in an all-white neighborhood,” she continued.

“I have brought him to the police and said, ‘He belongs to me. This is my son. Do not harass him. Do not stop him.’”

Oh.

Hostin did not say how the police responded to her warning. We can only imagine.

To be clear, Hostin never said the police had racially targeted her black son in her white neighborhood. She was simply warning them in case they had any ideas.

The Daily Caller notes that “Hostin has repeatedly accused Republicans of being racist against black and Hispanic people,” but the city of Houston’s last Republican mayor left office in 1982. Why is Sunny Hostin assuming her fellow Democrats are crypto-racists?

BIDEN SPEECHWRITER SAYS WHAT? Jon Meacham Suggests ‘Infantile’ Trump’s Ballroom Moves A Cause for ‘Revolution.’

On today’s Morning Joe, panel regular and former Biden speechwriter Meacham began by warning the panel, and liberals at large, “Let’s not bang on our high chairs here,” i.e., let’s not overreact to Trump’s ballroom moves.

But, ignoring his own advice, Meacham proceeded not merely to bang on his high chair, but to do the rhetorical equivalent of filling his Pampers.

“You’re not a king. You can’t just do what you want to do when you want to do it. That’s an adolescent response. That’s really not fair to adolescents, right? That’s infantile. Just to do it because you can is in some ways a definition of why we had the American Revolution.”

So Meacham’s having his own “No Kings” rally speech on MSNBC.

In saying that Trump has decided to “do it because [he] can,” Meacham acknowledged that the president is acting within his lawful powers. The American Revolution occurred because the colonists had no say or representation in the English King’s decisions. Here, Americans had representation, and they used it to elect Donald Trump president — twice.

Note that the DNC-MSM had a much calmer reaction when their man made some expensive updates to the White House:

Flashback: MSNBC reportedly lets Jon Meacham go as contributor after not disclosing he was a speechwriter for Biden.

TUCKER CARLSON, CANDACE OWENS, AND GRAHAM PLATNER: THE RISE OF THE NEW AGE NAZIS:

Weird, huh? After ten-plus years of calling Trump a Nazi (and Elon Musk… and Steve Bannon… and JD Vance…. and pretty much every non-Democrat), Democrats now have a senate candidate with a literal Nazi tattoo on his chest!

(But please, tell me more about Musk and his clumsy hand motion.)

Related: The NEW ‘Worse Than Hitler’: The Extraordinary Rise of JD Vance

Meanwhile, Platner based his entire senate campaign on his opposition to Israel — accusing the only Jewish nation on Earth of “genocide” and highlighting his steadfast opposition to AIPAC (and all that evil, corruptive Jewish money).

I mean… who would’ve thought that someone who hated Israel and vilified “Jewish money” would ALSO be a Nazi? What are the odds?

Narrator’s Voice Over: “The odds were actually quite good.”

Oh, well. If Platner ever needs to rehab his image, there are quite a few podcasts that’d love to host him. Beginning with Tucker Carlson, who’s “just asking questions.”

Last year in Washington Jewish Week, Eric Rozenman wrote about the “Keffiyeh as Neo-Swastika Fashion Statement:”

Did you notice the three members of Congress wearing swastikas during President Biden’s State of the Union address early in March? They adorned U.S. Reps. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.), Cori Bush (D-Mo.) and Summer Lee (D-Pa.), of the Democratic Party’s progressive squad, now up to eight sworn members.

They sported not the hooked cross symbol of Nazism, but rather its contemporary equivalent, the keffiyeh. The traditional Arab head-covering is de rigueur among friends of Hamas. One sees them everywhere in the West, from London streets to American college campuses, and now in the U.S. Capitol.

In nations on the winning side of World War II, the swastika as an emblem of Adolf Hitler’s imagined Jew-free Thousand Year Reich remains a bit déclassé. The keffiyeh, however, provides a wonderful work-around for adherents of re-ghettoized diaspora Jewry and a Jew-free Middle East.

But in addition to the keffiyeh-wearing congresspeople, there’s quite a rogues’ gallery in the Mos Eisley Cantina these days:

Finally, great moments in working class cosplay: ‘Working Class’ Graham Platner Attended Elite $75K a Year Prep School Known for Famous Government Alumni.

FETTERMAN: I Knew When Kamala Harris Called Trump A Fascist, We Lost The Plot At That Point.

When Vice President Harris referred to president Trump as a fascist and I knew absolutely we lost the plot at that point. If you call the president or somebody like a fascist you are effectively calling the people that are going to vote for them they must be fascist as well, excuse me they support fascism and those things and that is just not true that is not it.

I happen to know and love a lot of people that voted for the president and they are not fascist, they are not Nazis, trying to destroy the Constitution all those things, they just have different priorities and they love our country in the same ways that Democrats do as well.

Kamala calling Trump a fascist concurrently with her campaign aggressively seeking endorsements from Republicans her party had previously screamed the F-word at was one of the great moments of cognitive dissonance in American politics.

Fetterman’s admission is in accordance with the prophecy:

NBA COACH, PLAYER ARRESTED IN DOJ SPORTS-BETTING PROBES: “For decades, professional sports leagues created firewalls to protect the integrity of their games from the corrosive nature of gambling. Starting several years ago, the leagues started linking arms with bettors and gambling platforms. especially on line. The money began rolling in to their coffers, but at what cost? The NBA may be discovering it this morning. Feds arrested the head coach of the Portland Trail Blazers and the Miami Heat’s point guard in unrelated investigations into gambling and corruption. And it may not end with these two, either.”

Which brings us to: LeBron James dragged into NBA mafia gambling scandal after his private information is ‘leaked’ as Chauncey Billups and Heat star are suspended: Live updates.

Say, just how deep does the sports-betting scandal go?

RICHARD HAMMOND DRIVES THE NEW PORSCHE 911 GT3 AT THE TOP GEAR TEST TRACK (Video):

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

MATT TAIBBI: Karine Jean-Pierre Writes History’s Most Incoherent Memoir.

The core complaint in Independent is that apart from a “brief reprieve” in 2020, when the summer of Floyd saw “literature such as White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo gaining in popularity,” America has shown itself to be simply too backward to recognize the essential superiority of candidates like Harris. Even so, Jean-Pierre insists, Democrats could have done more to help. “When critics said Harris didn’t know anything about foreign policy,” she wrote, “Democrats should have emphasized how she’d worked closely with our partners in Asia as well as African nations like Ghana, Zambia, and Tanzania.”

Democrats could have spent $100 billion a second on ads emphasizing Kamala’s cooperation with Zambia and Tanzania, and they wouldn’t have been able to compete with videos like the one below:

Jean-Pierre’s thesis is also just wrong. Trump was far from a juggernaut. He left office in 2021 with a 62% disapproval rating and trailed Captain Dodderpants for virtually all of 2022 and 2023. If Harris had been a good or even a middling candidate, she easily could have won. However, she was handcuffed both by her own peculiarities and the huge Gobstopper-sized zit in the middle of the Democratic Party’s forehead, which grew out of years of denials that the chief executive was a vegetable. Videos featuring Jean-Pierre figured heavily in the growth of that Gobstopper.

She raged at reporters, not even conservatives, for asking rational questions. The scene below took place in July last year, in the wake of a post-debate New York Times report that Biden saw a neurologist. Jean-Pierre had been caught not telling the truth about this, and when correspondents like AP’s Zeke Miller and Ed O’Keefe of CBS pushed her, she flipped out. Her evasions were comical, implying Presidents might have casual contact with a physician more easily than a layperson because the doctor is just down the hall as opposed to a “public transportation” ride away, while acting like reporters were being unreasonable in not accepting that a “verbal check-in” with a neurologist specializing in Parkinson’s Disease is different from a “medical exam.” Watch how calm and accommodating Miller in particular is (he’s the first reporter in the video), yet Jean-Pierre eventually rips even him for “not okay” questioning:

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Jean-Pierre had over a year to think about what to say about all this, and instead of writing the book the whole world wanted, the true story (complete with photos of Biden’s used-bib collection and pictorial toilet guides) of her frustration at having to be the public face of one of the most obvious and legally perilous cons in American political history, she denied there was anything to cover up, much less that she had responsibility for it. Then she announced she was “fed up” with a country too racist to accept a cabbage-president, before offering her prescription for success in politics. “People,” she wrote unironically, “want authenticity.”

For sure, there are seriously goofy Trump administration characters. There continues however to be a massive underappreciation for the number of true lunatics escaped from the just-completed Biden period. The whole issue of Biden’s competence is under investigation and may eventually become a criminal matter, making it even more amazing that someone like Jean-Pierre would write a memoir at all, much less one this detached from reality. Is politics just a jobs program for crazy people? I don’t know how to read this book and conclude anything else.

Next up for the wrath of KJP? Biden’s former press secretary launches extraordinary attack on George Clooney for saying what everyone thought about ailing former president.

Former White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre blasted actor George Clooney in her new book for writing a high-profile essay telling Joe Biden to drop out of last year’s presidential election.

In July 2024, Clooney penned a guest essay for the New York Times in which he described seeing an ailing Biden in the run-up to the election.

‘When I woke up, the piece was there, splayed across the pages of The New York Times. The headline? “George Clooney: I Love Joe Biden. But We Need a New Nominee,” Jean-Pierre wrote in in her book, Independent: A Look Inside a Broken White House, Outside the Party Lines.

‘I read it in disbelief.’

Which means that KJP is actually angry with Obama, who was desperately looking to secure a fourth term in the White House: “A political mole told RadarOnline.com it was Obama who urged Clooney to call for Biden – his own vice president – to end his sputtering campaign, fearing the fallout if he did it himself.”

KJP’s book may be titled Independent, but she’s not going to risk burning any bridges with her party’s biggest grandees.

OPERATION BLITZ-CRINGE: Graham Platner Swaps Nazi Skull for Morbidly Obese Celtic Wolf.

Platner claims to have gotten the Nazi tattoo during a drunken night out in Croatia in 2007. The embattled candidate said he only recently became aware of the Nazi affiliation. In an effort to preempt a story being shopped by his Democratic primary opponents, Platner went on Pod Save America and denied being a “secret” Nazi. He did not deny being an overt Nazi, raising further questions about his support for genocide.

Genevieve McDonald, who resigned as Platner’s campaign manager last week in response to unearthed Reddit posts in which the candidate disparaged black people, rural Americans, police officers, and rape victims, suggested Platner was lying about being unaware of the tattoo’s significance. “Graham has an anti-Semitic tattoo on his chest,” she wrote. “He’s not an idiot, he’s a military history buff … he knows damn well what it means.” Another former associate of Platner’s told Jewish Insider the candidate proudly referred to the tattoo as “my Totenkopf.”

An extensive Free Beacon analysis determined that Platner’s attempt to cover up the anti-Semitic tattoo was also riddled with Nazi symbolism. A close reading of the poorly drawn obese wolf creature suggests the new tattoo is most likely a reference to Blondi, the German Shepherd who accompanied Adolf Hitler to his Führerbunker in 1945. Most glaringly, the animal’s arms and legs are positioned to resemble two halves of a swastika. The less said about the tattoo’s proximity to Platner’s nipple, the better.

Heh, indeed. Theodore Dalrymple once warned that the tattoo parlor is “the refutation of the doctrine that the customer is always the right. In the tattoo parlor, the customer is always wrong.” That’s especially true with both Platner’s original tat and its replacement:

Und die hits kommen einfach immer weiter! Senate Candidate With National Socialist-Linked Tattoo Recruited Socialist Paramilitary Group in Maine.

Alas, it really isn’t.

And it only took ten months to go from socialist gnostics seeing a Hitler salute from Elon Musk to, “eh, so the big lug’s got a Totenkopf tattooed on his chest. No big whoop, right?”

BERNIE’S GOT A FEVAH, AND HE NEEDS MORE OLIGARCHY!

Buy a copy, comrade — because those multiple homes and private jets don’t pay for themselves!

UPDATE: ‘No Kings’ Oligarchy Fighter Bernie Sanders Explains Why He Needs 3 Homes.

ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY:

Democrat politicians and their operatives with bylines have worked for years to whip their base into a perpetual frenzy. Given the (literal) bloodlust of the Dems’ base in recent years, I can’t say I blame the politicians for fearing the monster they’ve created. But will they do anything to dial temperatures back?

SHARK SANDWICH: Chuck Schumer Was Right: Eating Burgers in Blue Cities Contributes the Most to Global Warming.

Now it can be told: Chuck Schumer had to eat that raw burger to save Mother Earth.

According to a research paper in Nature, the Bluer the region you live in, the more impact your meat-eating has on Carbon Dioxide levels.

Therefore, it follows that while eating beef is bad enough for Gaia, cooking it would make it even worse. Right?

The obsession with the climate impact of cows is something to behold. It is second only to the elite’s fascination with the moral exhortations of Greta Thunberg back when she worried about climate instead of the fate of terrorists.

Please run on banning burgers, leftists, as you find yourselves on the 20% side of yet another 80/20 issue.

DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER LAUGHTER? Sasha Stone: All the President’s Memes.

I can’t think of a group of people more in need of mockery than the puritanical, uptight, overly serious Left. That so many are afraid to make fun of them tells you everything about what they have become. Saturday Night Live couldn’t even bring itself to make fun of the viral Katie Porter videos. They pivoted to the old standby of making fun of the Republicans. Yawn.

There’s a line in The Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal Lecter says, “Oh, Clarice. Your problem is you need to get more fun out of life.”

Sorry, Democrats. It’s time to face the truth: Trump is funny. He’s not a normal president and never will be. But the alternative on offer is an America without humor — a dreary and depressing dystopia that has hollowed out culture and made us all hate each other. At the very least, with Trump, we can laugh.

Which certainly beats the alternative that the left have proffered for at least a decade:

(Artwork by Jon Gabriel.)

HOW IT STARTED: ‘That’s Our Guy!’ MSNBC’s Jen Psaki Torches Trump Rally Fans Cheering On Trump’s ‘Racist White Supremacist’ Speeches.

JEN PSAKI: The four times indicted Republican frontrunner is continuing to echo the language of Adolf Hitler and brag about compliments from Vladimir Putin. So that’s pretty much where we are right now. Donald Trump said all of that in New Hampshire just over the weekend, where Governor Chris Sununu just endorsed Nikki Haley…

But we do want to start tonight with what I hope will be a bit of a sober reminder of where the American electorate sits right now. It’s important for everyone to hear.

So this weekend, Trump once again echoed dictators, praised autocrats, repeated racist language, and was still cheered on by arenas packed with people who will cast their ballots in just over one month!

Mediaite, December 19th, 2023.

How it’s going:

Last November, Dennis Prager noted: Calling Trump ‘Hitler’ Has Done Permanent Damage to the Moral Realm. “The abuse of language is a fundamental characteristic of the Left. Leftists have done this not only to ‘Hitler,’ ‘Nazi’ and ‘fascist’ but to ‘genocide,’ ‘apartheid,’ ‘racist’ and virtually every other term connoting evil. It started with Stalin calling Trotsky a fascist and it continues to this day.”

Every Republican president and presidential nominee is Hitler, until he is given the proverbial strange new respect to attack the next Hitler. It’s going to fun watching this happen in real time over the next three years.

Related: Harry Sisson Dares Piers Morgan’s Panel to Name One Democrat Who’s Compared Trump to Hitler.