March 1, 2026
FUN:
Hacking Iranian state TV and forcing Trump + Netanyahu to speak directly to the people is one of the most savage psychological moves I’ve seen in any modern conflict. The regime spent decades controlling every screen in the country, and now the same TV that preached “death to…
— Viral YouTube Videos (@viral_youtubes) March 1, 2026
“We control the horizontal and the vertical.”
SO WE WON’T BE HEARING MUCH ABOUT THIS SHOOTING:
The most terrifying part of this entire sentence are the words “naturalized US citizen”.
We let this guy into our country, handed him paperwork that said “congratulations, you’re an American now!” made him eligible to vote in our elections, and he took all these things, turned… https://t.co/G6fyS2wDb1
— Christian Heiens 🏛 (@ChristianHeiens) March 1, 2026
DEATHS ONLY MATTER IF THEY CAN BE USED AGAINST REPUBLICANS:
We lost three Alabama national guardsmen and 47 more wounded in Syria to an Iranian drone attack under the Biden admin and you and your scumbag friends in the media didn’t say fuckall.
Maybe keep our troops names out of your fucking mouth. https://t.co/nOSwcWqcap— 7% NaCl (Salty) (@TwoRulesOfWar) March 1, 2026
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AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah https://t.co/5cVoMONQYF pic.twitter.com/y543EeiDSp
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 28, 2026
WHAT DO THEY EAT WHEN THEY CAN’T GET HOBBIT? Mosquitoes have been sucking our blood for 1.8 million years.
NOAH POLLAK: “One of Trump’s greatest legacies will be how he blew up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure on terrorism.”
One of Trump's greatest legacies will be how he blew up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure on terrorism. As the era of Islamic terrorism began in the 1970s, western countries (very much including Israel) spun up all kinds of pseudo-sophisticated theories…
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) February 28, 2026
Blowing up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure is pretty much Trump’s wheelhouse, as Glenn wrote in 2022: Donald Trump and America’s New Class War.
HEH, INDEED:
China's anti-stealth radar detects the presence of stealth aircraft by exploding, thus alerting defenders that a stealth aircraft is definitely in the area. pic.twitter.com/BBxKUjI6Ft
— Space Koala (@SpaceKoala) March 1, 2026
WE WIN. THEY LOSE:
One of Trump's greatest legacies will be how he blew up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure on terrorism. As the era of Islamic terrorism began in the 1970s, western countries (very much including Israel) spun up all kinds of pseudo-sophisticated theories…
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) February 28, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
WE’VE DESCENDED INTO SOME SORT OF BIZARRE HELL-WORLD IN WHICH BOY GEORGE IS A VOICE OF SANITY:

I’M SORRY, GIVEN HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BUILD UP OUR MIDDLE EAST ARMADA, THE PROTESTORS COULD HAVE AT LEAST ASSEMBLED SOME GIANT PAPIER-MÂCHÉ PUPPETS:
These are all Communists. Not "people who are to my left are commies." Actual Communists. Just search for CUNY Internationalist Clubs and the other names on those signs.
Communism is a cult without a God. It demands your entire life in service to them. You're seeing that there… pic.twitter.com/7HYu4Mzmob
— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) March 1, 2026
Tweet continues, “Communism is a cult without a God. It demands your entire life in service to them. You’re seeing that there are a lot of Communists out there who are dedicated to destroying the country.”
Including feminist and clean energy icon Jane Fonda, who is all-in to mourn the oil-rich mullahs:
I appreciate Jane Fonda taking the time to come down from her multi million dollar house in the hills to tell all the Iranian people why their liberation is a bad thing pic.twitter.com/FOpo1s9KnF
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) March 1, 2026
UPDATE:
It will never not be hilarious that the same retarded, SSRI-gobbling weirdos who walked around dressed as handmaidens are now collectively wetting themselves because Donald Trump killed the guy who literally made women walk around dressed as handmaidens. pic.twitter.com/GeUz9Qe1JU
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 1, 2026
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ANOTHER AUSTERE RELIGIOUS SCHOLAR MOURNED BY THE WAPO: WashPost Touts Khamenei as Man With an ‘Easy Smile’ and Love of ‘Poetry.’
In the wake of Iranian Supreme Leader Aylatollah Khamenei coming down with a killer headache after getting a U.S. warhead on his forehead, on Saturday, The Washington Post published one of their infamous glowing remembrances of Islamic terrorists. The paper fondly remembered the brutal Islamic dictator as a “avuncular figure” with an “easy smile” and love for “Persian poetry.”
Readers might remember when The Post fluffed up the former leader of ISIS as an “austere religious scholar”; well, they back at it again with Khamenei in their obituary titled: “Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran’s supreme leader, is dead at 86.”
The sub-headline brushed over Khamenei’s authoritarian rule: “He played a behind-the-scenes role in Iran’s Islamic revolution, served as president in the 1980s and dominated the country for more than three decades.”
“Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Shiite Muslim cleric who played a behind-the-scenes role in Iran’s Islamic revolution, served two terms as president in the 1980s and dominated the country for more than three decades as supreme leader, was killed Saturday as Israel and the United States launched a joint attack on Iran. He was 86,” wrote William Branigin.
Flashback: Washington Post faces backlash for headline calling ISIS terrorist ‘austere religious scholar.’

UPDATE:
Nothing wrong with that headline. It is an accurate summary and conveys no implication of moral approval of the man. https://t.co/HlNIzprSvJ
— Gerard Baker (@gerardtbaker) March 1, 2026
Respectfully dissent. “Jeffrey Dahmer, Hungry Wisconsin Man, Passes Away” is an accurate summary as well. And/but it, also, implicitly conveys, at a minimum, moral tolerance, if not full/on approval. https://t.co/dhvUBoekQH
— Mark Halperin (@MarkHalperin) March 1, 2026
FIRST SECDEF SINCE 9/11 THAT SEEMS HONESTLY INTERESTED IN WINNING:
And they keep calling Hegseth & Co “incompetent” after they’ve pulled off multiple large scale operations with virtually no leaks.
Maybe they don’t know what competence looks like? https://t.co/DQ4n7zUoyR
— RBe (@RBPundit) March 1, 2026
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HIGHER EDUCATION. BUBBLE UPDATE: Community college enrollment outpaced university enrollment this school year.
PRINCIPLES, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Almost seriously, Bill Kristol’s career arc is worthy of Dante or Goethe. Repudiate all the causes you devoted your life to in order to oppose one man, who then delivers all the results on every one of your formerly lifelong priorities. https://t.co/QO53mGEDgM
— jeremysenderowicz (@senderowiczj) March 1, 2026
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Trump Cuts the Head off of the Snake. Again.
PRETTY MUCH:
This says it all pic.twitter.com/jx4DW2nBen
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 1, 2026