LOOK, I’M OLD FASHIONED, I REMEMBER WHEN THEY HAD GIANT PAPIER MACHE PUPPETS! Not enough people showed up to riot apparently so they had a dance party and gave speeches.
November 7, 2024
WHEN TO OF MY FRIENDS SYNERGIZE, THE RESULTS ARE HILARIOUS: The First Three Items on Trump’s Surprisingly Bipartisan Agenda (Parody or Maybe Not).
ANOTHER ELECTION LIKE THIS AND THE DEMOCRATS WILL DEMAND WE CLOSE THE BORDER: Scarborough, Sharpton Claim Black and Hispanic Men are Sexist and Racist.
HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY SQUIRREL: Downfall: The people want justice for Peanut.
ANYONE KNOWS IF LIBERAL TEARS ARE HEAVY ON CARBS? Jon Stewart Lashes Out at Pollsters After Harris Defeat.
ALL OF THEM: ‘Resistance’ Lawfare Abusers Must Be Held Accountable.
Also feel better at seeing Professor Jacobson is looks as unslept as I am….
NOWHERE NEAR TIRED OF WINNING: More Winning: Progressive Los Angeles County District Attorney George Gascón Loses Reelection.
STOP. I ALREADY VOTED FOR HIM. CAN’T DO IT AGAIN WITHOUT A TIME MACHINE: ‘Trump Shock’: European Media in Meltdown Over Trump’s Victory.
Okay fine. I’ll invent a time machine! Show me how upset the European media is again!
I WOULDN’T ADVISE THAT. CANADA PRESCRIBES DEATH IF YOU’RE DEPRESSED: Trump Wins, “Move To Canada” Searches Spike, Liberals Meltdown Online.
IT MIGHT BE CONSIDERED SEXIST. ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY’RE REALLY BAD AT TEACHING ANYTHING: What do you mean, “They Didn’t Say Anything About That”?!?
November 6, 2024
MAKE THE RUBBLE BOUNCE:
Donald Trump wins 312 Electoral Votes.
Hey Libs,
This is a landslide.
And it’s about to get much worse.
National Voter ID is coming.
Mass deportations of criminal aliens.
Along with new census maps greatly empowering red states.
The Obama Dynasty is officially over.
You failed pic.twitter.com/SkmuP70yiq— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) November 7, 2024
“I HATE THE ARISTOCRATICY, MAN” [VIP]: Well-Designed Systems Self-Correct
(Not very classical reference here,)
DECISION DESK CALLS ARIZONA FOR TRUMP, giving him a win with 312 electoral votes.


Note his dramatic popular vote lead, too.
OPEN THREAD: Living in interesting times.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Kamala Calls For Peaceful Transfer Of Power To Adolf Hitler.
CONSERVING CONSERVATISM MOST CONSERVATIVELY: Bulwark Crew Wishes Biden Would’ve Been More Authoritarian to Prevent Authoritarianism.
Anyone catch this? At the end of last night's @BulwarkOnline's election coverage, the hosts, agitated at Democrats' impending demise, said the Biden Admin should have gotten even more extreme to prevent this from occurring.
Jonathan Last (JVL): "[The Biden Admin] should have… pic.twitter.com/o0BaClnj6b
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 6, 2024
And don’t get them started on how much they appreciate the common sense of the average voter:
We witnessed a total meltdown on The Bulwark's election stream last night.
"Voters are too stupid to even, like, exist in the world…they're just morons who can't understand anything." pic.twitter.com/1VqsWnyj9n
— America 2100 (@America_2100) November 6, 2024
Or ask them for their thoughts on illegal immigration:
One of the panelists on The Bulwark election stream last night declared that he was "prepared" to hide illegal immigrants in his attic—to protect them from being deported. https://t.co/XPsa0bg3xe pic.twitter.com/SzMfXRtK9k
— Nate Hochman (@njhochman) November 7, 2024
THE NEW SPACE RACE: China’s new rocket for crew and moon to launch in 2026.
HELEN AND I SPENT A COUPLE OF HOURS AT A FRIEND’S HOUSE, sipping champagne and gloating reflecting on the elections. Our hostess, a woman who built a very successful business up from nothing against considerable hardships, commented that she thinks Trump’s four years in the wilderness are worth it. She said he had been “fine-tuned by fire,” and is now tougher, and much more knowledgeable about what he faces, than he would have been if he had been re-elected in 2020. I think she’s right.
UPDATE:
Pretty incredible when you think about how the entire corporate media was singularly focused over the last 4 years on destroying Trump, in tandem with most of the federal gov’t, the state of New York, as well as various assassins, & not only did Trump win, but he’s going to win…
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 6, 2024
Plus:
'Don't Despair,' Kamala Tells Celebrating Nation https://t.co/BoU27gGwJP pic.twitter.com/Ro1U9b78yl
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 7, 2024