HEH:

THEY’LL KNOW THE ONE WHO ISN’T WHACKED IS THE ONE WHO WAS WORKING FOR US ALL ALONG:

LOL, GEORGE CONWAY:

OPEN THREAD: Ring out the weekend.

HAHA:

#JOURNALISM:

THEY MEAN, BESIDES A SPACECRAFT: Confirmed: Humanity Changed an Object’s Orbit Around The Sun For The First Time. “n 2022, NASA made history, deliberately smashing a spacecraft into an asteroid to see if it could alter the object’s orbit around its larger companion asteroid. We already knew that the Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) mission was wildly successful, reducing the orbital period of the asteroid pair Didymos and Dimorphos by an astonishing 33 minutes. But new measurements have revealed something even bigger: The impact also changed the entire orbital path of the Didymos-Dimorphos system through space.”

I WONDERED AT FIRST IF MAYBE THIS WAS AI, BUT NO:

Who’s buying this stuff?

HOWEVER MUCH YOU DESPISE THE MEDIA…: