AT LEAST THE MIND-WASHED VICTIMS OF SATANIC PANIC COULD RECOVER NORMALCY AND ALL THEY’D LOST WAS TIME:  French Senate Report: Sex Change Surgery for Minors Could be ‘Greatest Ethical Scandal in the History of Medicine’’.

SLAP THEM HARDER. SERIOUSLY? PRO LIFE HATS ARE REASON FOR EJECTION?   Pushback: Smithsonian to pay Catholic students $50K and publicly apologize for ejecting them from Air & Space for wearing pro-life hats.

THIS COMPLETELY BOLSTERS THE IMPRESSION THE CASE IS LEGIT!  Judge in Trump’s Hush Money Case Slaps Him With Gag Order.

Not!  Nothing convinces me so much that these idiots are in fact lizard people are their apparently ignorance of how humans think. Unfortunately having seen this in every communist regime, I know it’s just how Marxism rots the brain. Friends don’t let friends believe Marx. Marxism, not even once.

I HOPE ISRAEL IGNORES THE PRESSURE FROM SUICIDAL WESTERN ELITES. ISRAEL IS FIGHTING FOR ALL OF CIVILIZATION:  Hamas Rejects Biden-Backed Lopsided Hostages-for-Terrorists Deal, Hardens Position As Western Pressure On Israel Increases.

HAVE ‘OFFICIALS’ EVER LIED TO US BEFORE?  NYC bridges have ‘right precautions in place’ to prevent deadly situations after Baltimore collapse: officials.

SPEAKING OF MALDISTRIBUTION OF EDIBLES:  Mike Tyson selling edibles shaped like a chewed ear — and now you can get them in New York.

*Also, head>desk.

IT COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE THE SHOVER OR HIS FAMILY:  Brother of accused NYC subway shover blames city for fatal attack — ‘failed’ him and other mentally ill people.

I blame America’s history of slavery, American capitalism, but above all, American maldistribution of edibles*.

*It’s sarcasm!

HE DOESN’T NEED A FILM REEL TO KNOW WHY HE FIGHTS:  Hamas blew off his arm, fellow IDF soldiers mistook him for enemy —now combat medic gets state-of-the art robotic prosthetic in NYC: ‘I will have a normal life’.

FORGET IT, HE’S ROLLING:  Biden claims he commuted over collapsed Baltimore Key Bridge by train ‘many times’ – but it doesn’t have any rail lines.

YEAH, IT’S INSULTING TO ASK AN OBVIOUS QUESTION LIKE THAT:  Karine Jean-Pierre blasts ‘insulting’ radio host for asking if Biden has dementia.

I mean, of course he does, but the talking mop probably can’t pronounce “dementia.” So, there’s that too.

WHETHER OR NOT TO LEAVE THE EUROPEAN CONVENTION ON HUMAN RIGHTS (ECHR) SHOULDN’T BE IN QUESTION:  A referendum’s not the answer to the Strasbourg question.

For one the entire Rights of Man project started with a Soviet attempt to Tu Quoque the free West. So what exactly could one expect?

FUNNY HOW OFTEN THINGS WORK THAT WAY:  Renters Reform and the Road to Serfdom.

I’M SORRY, BUT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC:  This dishonest denial of a covid jab link to cancer.

OPEN THREAD: Because I love you and want you to be happy.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the morning after a tragic cargo ship accident and bridge collapse in Baltimore, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg called an emergency press conference to announce he is taking three more months of maternity leave.

“It has come to my attention that the twin babies I purchased at the baby store require more undivided attention,” said Buttigieg. “I will be taking some much-needed time off to care for my children, and that is in no way related to the tragic bridge collapse that apparently happened somewhere. Right now, I need to be a mother to my children. Please respect my family’s privacy during this time.”

It’s satire (for now), but back in what passes for reality in 2024, after the bridge collapse, AP is taking up one of Buttigieg’s pet causes — all those pesky racist roads: AP Gives Us a Biography of ‘Controversial Figure’ Francis Scott Key.

Gearing up to rename the bridge already, are we?

— GumSlinger (@GumSlinger) March 26, 2024

SPACE: SpaceX To Sell Starlink-Derived Laser Comms To Other Sat Providers.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT? Coming Soon to a McDonald’s Near You: Krispy Kreme Donuts.

FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY:

Related: Anthony Fauci continues to mislead about masking, as CNN confronts him (amazing video). It works for individuals but not populations, is his new line, but, this too, lacks data.

YOU WILL NEVER FIND A MORE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY: There are no good guys at NBC.

[Ronna] McDaniel’s hiring simply could not stand with the elite of MSNBC like Chuck Todd, Joe Scarborough and Nicolle Wallace (all former political operatives) as they issued on-air apologies over NBC management to hire someone so closely attuned to a political party they don’t belong to.

Jen Psaki would like a word. While she was sitting White House press secretary, she signed a lucrative on-air contributor deal with MSNBC, NBC News and NBC’s Peacock streaming service. It was unprecedented — a sitting White House press secretary taking questions from her contractual colleagues was a clear violation of ethical conduct between a supposedly independent press and the White House they are meant to be covering.

There was no hand-wringing. There was no public uproar. There were no on-air apologies or brow beatings. Jen Psaki was welcomed at NBC with open arms — and zero hint of hypocrisy.

Likewise, MSNBC played a major part in rehabbing the reputation of controversial race-baiter Al Sharpton, even rewarding him with own show to host. Once again, not a peep.

By Monday, the zone had been flooded with commentary from others at the cool kids’ media table. Self-appointed media finger-wagger Margaret Sullivan caterwauled over at the Guardian, writing, “Can NBC News recover from its damaging decision to hire Ronna McDaniel?” She went on to say that. “Hiring McDaniel — a powerful election denialist who joined then president Donald Trump in pressuring voting officials not to certify the 2020 election — was like putting a standing chyron on the NBC Nightly News: ‘Lying is rewarded here.’”

If election denial is the new on-air standard at NBC, then a lot of people should be fearing for their jobs, including Rachel Maddow, Chris Hayes, Joy Reid and others.

Indeed:

For YEARS you have falsely claimed that Trump stole the 2016 election by colluding with Russia. You spent years attacking people who didn't agree with your dangerous conspiracy theory. You can sit down.

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 26, 2024

Both sides’ lawyers stand to make a killing, however: “McDaniel is seeking legal representation as her termination is imminent, adds the report.”

UPDATE: Great moments in gaslighting:

Former RNC Chair @RonnaMcDaniel is out as an NBC contributor.

Here is the note that NBC News Chairman Cesar Conde sent to staff:

Hey all,

There is no doubt that the last several days have been difficult for the News Group. After listening to the legitimate concerns of many… pic.twitter.com/2vzzXqqNXY

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 26, 2024

Because if there’s one thing that NBC News has long been known for, it’s their “deep commitment to presenting our audiences with a widely diverse set of viewpoints.” But then, to paraphrase President Reagan, sometimes the left hand doesn’t always know what the far left hand is up to.

I WAS EXPECTING AN EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOM: Scientists Ignited a Thermonuclear Explosion Inside a Supercomputer.

The headline over-promised a bit.

HMM: Vast Implications – Scientists Develop Novel Technique To Form Human Artificial Chromosomes.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: All-new Amazon Fire HD 10 tablet. #CommissionEarned

EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: Eli Lilly warns of shortage of insulin products.

“STRONG POLICING WORKS:” What New York can learn from Miami Beach’s spring-break breakup.

READER FAVORITE: Stud Finder Wall Scanner – 5 in 1 Stud Detector. #CommissionEarned