DON’T DSA MY USA: Just Say No to Commies.
July 23, 2026
BUC-EE’S: Beloved gas station chain reveals managers can earn up to $275K without college degree. “The pay scale, which has circulated widely on social media, lists cashiers, warehouse workers, maintenance employees and grocery stockers starting at $20 an hour. Food service managers can earn between $150,000 and $200,000 annually, while general managers can make between $200,000 and $275,000.”
RESIST COLONIALISM:
IrishđŽđŞ update from the Muslim prayer Mats hanging on our churches. pic.twitter.com/0FBKDVdN6L
— IrishđŽđŞâď¸ (@CapatanEl4662) July 23, 2026
KEEP YOUR DISHWASHER CLEAN: Affresh Dishwasher Cleaner. #CommissionEarned
EVERGREEN HEADLINES: The Democrats Have a Communist Problem. “The milquetoast Democrats are no match for Piker and Mamdani. They donât have any real men in the party anymore who can take them on – theyâre all too frightened of the voters. They canât Gavin Newsom their way out of this one. We’d all better hope itâs Kamala Harris and not AOC in 2028.”
THAT THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS…:
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirms that over 256,000 non-citizens have been found on the voter rolls in California, New Jersey, Nevada, and Pennsylvania. pic.twitter.com/hUo2O9JlIk
— James Hirsen (@thejimjams) July 23, 2026
FREE HELICOPTER RIDES? Communism-Socialism, Islam: How to Meet the Threats?
HEH: Federal Judge To Hood County: No You Canât Have Immunity For Arresting Someone For A Meme. Not Yours. “The first meme on the page is making fun of James Talarico, so Iâm already inclined to like them. They also have some anti-Flock camera posts.”
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE:Â Mississippi Professor Goes Viral After Hidden âMadagascarâ Trick Exposes Students Who Used AI: âYeah Weâre Doomed.â
Give this man immediate full tenure and all the endowed chair you've got https://t.co/Ofeg6B0Se9
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 23, 2026
BFR:
Wow! Sweet human for scale perspective there @_MaxQ_ . 𤯠https://t.co/KQv8PGEcMH pic.twitter.com/n1UVmNdazB
— Marcus House (@MarcusHouse) July 23, 2026
Classical reference in the headline, although somehow Space News managed not to go into what BFR might stand for.
TELL ME ABOUT IT — I HAD TO BRIBE THE BOUNCER TO GET IN: Invasive Burmese Pythons Have Formed a New Snake Hotspot Outside the Florida Everglades, Experts Say.
I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB: Rep. Brandon Gill Grills Head of American Bar Association About DEI, Future of Law Schools.
âHave you reflected on your implicit biases?â
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— Rachel Bovard (@rachelbovard) July 23, 2026
This is the way. Alinsky Rule 4: "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules." https://t.co/qVz57CEeha
— William A. Jacobson (@wajacobson) July 22, 2026
More here, from Bethany Mandel: Brandon Gillâs Socratic method.
âIf I wanted to yell at liberals,â he said, âI could sit behind my desk and make a video yelling at liberals.â
A congressional hearing, in his mind, serves an entirely different purpose.
âThe whole Westâs intellectual edifice is based on the Socratic method,â he continued. âItâs based on asking probing questions and coming to truth by asking probing and enlightening questions. A committee hearing is the perfect place to do that.â
That one sentence explains almost every viral moment Gill has had since arriving in Washington. Take the abortion hearing that made him a household name in conservative circles. The exchange wasnât built around a rehearsed one-liner â it was built around a simple premise. If someone has dedicated decades of her professional life to defending abortion rights, shouldnât she be willing to describe, plainly and without euphemism, the procedure she is defending?
âIf youâre going to dedicate your life to defending this,â Gill recalled thinking, âtell me your favorite method.â
The question wasnât designed simply to shock. It forced the witness to abandon abstractions and confront the concrete reality of what she was advocating. When she refused to answer, that refusal proved more revealing than any prepared statement could have.
Listening to Gill describe the exchange, it became obvious that he doesnât think of hearings the way most members of Congress do. Many lawmakers view their five minutes as an opportunity to deliver a speech that happens to include a witness. Gill treats the witness as the point of the exercise. The hearing is valuable precisely because the person sitting across from him is under oath, the cameras are rolling, and millions of people can watch ideas tested in real time.
And they just canât do it:
Evergreen:
THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS: What Will Trump Say About This Billion-Dollar EU Fine?
GRILL TO PERFECTION: MEATER Plus: Smart Bluetooth Wireless Meat Thermometer Digital. #CommissionEarned
NEWS YOU CAN USE: How to Manage GERD to Protect Your Airways.
THE CRITICAL DRINKER: The Odyssey — A Disastrous Triumph. “For me, The Odyssey was an impressive, thought-provoking movie with an incredible cast made by one of the most successful directors of his age, and it’ll probably go on to rake in a lot of money and awards just like we all knew it would. But ultimately, it’s a movie I’ll probably never watch or even think about again. And that really is the most damning indictment of all.”
TO THE LEFT, NORMALITY IS A HATE CRIME:
This is the position of 70+% of Americans. Itâs also common sense.
The fact that so many in the press and associated institutions treat it as something morally abhorrent and feel the need to grill a female athlete for voicing it shows how disconnected they are from reality. https://t.co/Xfb4geW3xU
— AG (@AGHamilton29) July 23, 2026
THE AP MORPHED INTO THE BABYLON BEE SO SLOWLY, I HARDLY EVEN NOTICED:
In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workersâ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work⌠pic.twitter.com/yukURpfxle
— The Associated Press (@AP) July 23, 2026
Hey, let’s pick our battles here. I’m still worried about this issue: How climate change is hitting vulnerable Indonesian trans sex workers.
THAT SEEMS LIKE A NO-BRAINER: Fifth Circuit Rules Illegal Aliens Do Not Have Constitutional Right To Roam Free In US.
ASTROTURF ALL THE WAY DOWN:
A group calling itself a "conservative social movement" against AI data centers enlisted Green Party figures, a transgender congressional candidate, a Democratic state legislative candidate and progressive activist organizations to run its nationwide protests â all while⌠pic.twitter.com/CVG8nUm5Av
— Fox News Politics (@foxnewspolitics) July 23, 2026
Full story:
A group calling itself a “conservative social movement” against AI data centers enlisted Green Party figures, a transgender congressional candidate, a Democratic state legislative candidate and progressive activist organizations to run its nationwide protests â all while positioning itself as a grassroots right-wing uprising against Trump’s AI buildout.
Humans First, chaired by Tea Party co-founder and Jan. 6 rally organizer Amy Kremer, claimed to rally conservatives on July 18 with 142 protests across 42 states. But a Fox News Digital review of the group’s own protest pages found organizers including an Illinois Green Party chapter that supports impeaching Trump, a Georgia group founded to resist Trump’s agenda and protect “diversity, equity & justice,” and a member of the Party for Socialism and Liberation as a featured speaker.
The group’s startup capital came via a loan from the Center for AI Safety, a San Francisco nonprofit whose staffers appear on Humans First’s incorporation documents.
I wouldn’t be surprised to find CCP money in there, too.
