WELL SAID:
OK, you’re not edgy or cool to say the allies were the bad guys in World War II. You just retarded. It’s literally the stupidest possible thing designed to appeal to the stupid as possible people. Stop being stupid. https://t.co/pqXm8Ttxie
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 5, 2025
#WINNING:
BREAKING: Inflation has fallen to 1.22%, per Truflation.
I voted for this! pic.twitter.com/1uqHz6TRPU
— Ian Jaeger (@IanJaeger29) April 6, 2025
OPEN THREAD: Because I love you and want you to be happy.
THE NEW SPACE RACE: U.S. Space Force chief: China’s capabilities in orbit a ‘destabilizing force.’
TO BE FAIR, LIFE AS A WORM ISN’T THAT GREAT: One Protein in Male Worm Brains Makes Them Risk Their Lives For Sex. I mean, you’re a worm. You might at least get laid.
Related: https://twitter.com/RapidResponse47/status/1908881679495684327
Also: https://twitter.com/WallStreetMav/status/1909010696677023950
UPDATE: Don’t know why these X links aren’t embedding. Posted screenshots.
TIME TO GET A DEFIBRILLATOR: AI Predicts Sudden Cardiac Arrest Days Before It Strikes.
IGNORANT ARMIES:
“Donald Trump is trying to repeal parts of The Constitution. Like rights.”
“Which rights?”
“I don’t have all the information.” pic.twitter.com/hJh0gvZnkg— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) April 6, 2025
They have no idea what they are protesting. Literally they have no idea what DOGE or Elon Musk is even doing. Thats what happens when you fry your brain on MSNBC all day. pic.twitter.com/lBAfAOycaO
— Insurrection Barbie (@DefiyantlyFree) April 5, 2025
This man holding a Canadian flag at the Asheville NC anti-Trump/Anti-Elon Musk protest could not explain to a reporter why he was protesting.
These people have no idea why they are protesting…
… and Elon Musk gave Starlink for FREE to Western North Carolina and saved lives pic.twitter.com/1STIMeYUMO
— Matt Van Swol (@matt_vanswol) April 6, 2025
SPOILER: NOT FOR THE BETTER. Study reveals how aging affects bone cell structure and function.
DESPACHOS DESDE EL AGUJERO DE LA MEMORIA: Pirates will restore Roberto Clemente sign to right field wall following fan backlash at its removal.
The Pittsburgh Pirates will restore a sign honoring franchise icon Roberto Clemente to the right field wall following fan backlash at its removal.
In the sign’s place is an ad for Surfside alcoholic drinks.
Many fans took to social media over the weekend to express outrage over the sign’s removal. Roberto Clemente Jr. also shared his disbelief at the removal of the image.
It’s the 2020s — entire sports teams have been memory holed, so it’s not surprising to see an individual player also disappear as well, but it’s good to see his tribute back.
NOW THAT’S SOME SERIOUS POOL HUSTLING!
My God. They did it, they actually did it. And it's perfect. https://t.co/vZErC7tTqK
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) April 6, 2025
THIS IS CNN: Trump Ag Secretary Laughs After Jake Tapper Insists ‘I’m NOT On The Left.’
Jake Tapper has denied being “of the left.”
On Sunday’s edition of CNN’s State of the Union, host Tapper, in a loaded question, asked Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins: “How long do you anticipate this tariff chaos is going to be going on? 30 days, 60 days, 90 days?”
In response, Rollins wryly responded:
“We’re now two days in, right? You’ve got two days of data. Everyone, especially on your side, on the left, is freaking out.“
Snapped back Tapper: “I’m not on the left.”
That earned a sardonic laugh [see screencap] and “thank you” from Rollins.
So, Tapper is “not on the left.” Really? Let’s go to his record.
Read the whole thing.
Secretary of Agriculture @BrookeLRollins: “Everyone, especially on your side, on the left, is freaking out.”@JakeTapper: “I’m not on the left.”
Rollins: “All right, Jake, thank you.” #CNNSOTU pic.twitter.com/xs6EEiTkJd— Brent Baker 🇺🇲🇺🇦 🇮🇱 (@BrentHBaker) April 6, 2025
WELL, SOMEBODY SHOULD: 2025 Audi RS6 Avant GT Celebrates the Ethos of the Sport Wagon. Long ago, I had a VW Passat wagon. Great car, great sound system, really nice interior, but it had reliability problems. Replaced it with a Toyota Highlander Hybrid at 50,000 miles.
TOO MANY SENIOR OFFICIALS WERE COMPLICIT IN THE COVERUP, AND QUITE POSSIBLY IN THE RAPES: Labour Quietly Killing Promised Grooming/R@pe Gang Inquiry.
STAY SAFE: Headlamp Rechargeable 50000 Lumens Super Bright LED Head Lamp for Adults. #CommissionEarned
ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: How Much Ammo Do You Carry? “It might be that, instead of spending so much time talking about all the spare ammo we carry, it would be a better idea to focus on improving our ability to hit a target quickly and accurately with that first shot.”
BRIGHTEN YOUR SMILE: Crest 3DWhite Brilliance Deep Stain Remover. #CommissionEarned
PREMISE OVERLOAD: During the protests over the Bush-Cheney War on Terror 20 years ago, Glenn always used to ask, “where are the giant papier-mâché puppets?” Finally, like Pinocchio, they’ve gotten their wish, and they’ve become sentient. Well, almost:
The theater kids saved democracy yesterday.
— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) April 6, 2025
Wait — she’s apparently implying that Trump is a Nazi because there is a swastika in the middle of the Betsy Ross flag. But just in time for Fourth of July 2019, Nike and Colin Kaepernick ginned up a protest to sell his sneakers by explicitly calling the Betsy Ross flag a symbol of hate:
The Pied Piper of wokeness, Colin Kaepernick, kicked off the week by successfully pressuring Nike to recall a shoe adorned with the original 13-star American flag attributed to America’s founding mother, Betsy Ross.
For years, polite liberal opinion has lectured us that Kaepernick, who famously kneeled during the national anthem when he was an NFL football player, didn’t hate America — he just wanted to protest police brutality against African Americans. We were to also overlook the time he wore socks featuring pigs dressed as police officers and the time he wore Fidel Castro on his T-shirt. Hillary Clinton declared those kneeling during the anthem were “not against our anthem or our flag.”
Whoops.
Now Kaepernick is tossing Betsy Ross into the basket of deplorables, while Democratic presidential contenders like Julian Castro, Kirsten Gillibrand and Beto O’Rourke clap along like well-trained seals.
This quickly set off quite a chain reaction that year:
● Major League Soccer Declares Betsy Ross Flag a ‘Symbol of Hate.’
● Jim Treacher wrote on July 3rd 2019, Betsy Ross’s flag design “was good enough for Obama’s inauguration. Not anymore. If Betsy Ross is racist now, how about the 76ers? The Patriots? Should we start picketing showings of Hamilton?”
● That same day, “MSNBC guest Michael Eric Dyson compared the Betsy Ross American flag to the Nazi swastika and a burning Ku Klux Klan cross.”
Sort of like those earlier Hitlers George Bush and Dick Cheney last year, was the Betsy Ross Flag temporarily rehabilitated, but only to attack Trump once again, or has America always been born of original sin? Or did the young theater kid not remember 2019’s corporate wilding attack on the flag before swinging into action?
(Classical reference in headline.)
JONATHAN HAIDT, CALL YOUR OFFICE: Young females face higher social anxiety from smartphone use, study finds.
DISPATCHES FROM THE PALACE GUARD COMEDIANS: SNL Mocks Elon Musk, Not Democrats Torching Teslas.
The sketch brought “SNL” alum Mike Myers back to portray Musk. The fictional Musk bragged that a new Tesla model offers an adaptation for modern times.
Recently, our dealerships have been the targets of many attacks … Suddenly no one likes Tesla cars. I asked myself why, then I answered myself. Because of me!”
His solution? The Tesla Model V.
“The first electric car in history to be fully self-vandalizing! With features like self-smashing headlights, self-slashing tires and AI-powered graffiti … You can choose from penises or swastikas, or my favorite: swastikas made out of penises!”
The vandals in question could spend years behind bars for their actions. Tesla owners, likely Democrats who hoped their purchase would positively impact the climate, now fear for their safety.
“SNL” could have mocked the raging hypocrisy in play. Liberals have spent years demanding more EVs to prevent Climate Change. Now, their party is cheering on attacks against the number one electric car company in the country.
Instead, they turn what many dub domestic terrorism into a laugh line. Maybe [Mel] Brooks can visit the show’s writers’ room and give them a crash course on Humanity 101.
Not surprisingly, SNL in its current ancient and enfeebled state lacks the courage to force their own audience to ask themselves, “Are we the baddies?”
WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: Antiviral chewing gum shows promise in reducing influenza and herpes spread.
