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TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden, 81, suffers ANOTHER embarrassing gaffe as his attempt to brand Trump untrustworthy spectacularly backfires at Florida rally.
President Joe Biden suffered another gaffe during a speaking event as he tried to paint his opponent, former President Donald Trump, as untrustworthy.
Biden, at 81 years old, the oldest president in American history, appeared before supporters at a community college in Tampa, one week before Florida bans abortions past six weeks.
He called out Trump, his 2024 general election opponent, as the sole person responsible for the ‘cruelty and chaos’ that’s occurred after the overturn of Roe v. Wade.
However, when he did so, he accidentally asked: ‘How many times does he have to prove we can’t be trusted?’
ABC News tried to cover for the president, replacing the word ‘we’ with ‘he’ in describing the speech, though he was clearly heard saying ‘we.’
The House of Stephanopoulos airbrushing fellow Democrats? I’m shocked, shocked!
Evergreen:
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BIDEN: "I used to drive an 18-wheeler."
(Biden has literally never driven an 18-wheeler.) pic.twitter.com/NA8EAni2QK
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) April 23, 2024
THE LONG-AWAITED TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE/TOTAL COELO MIXTAPE FINALLY DROPS: Joe Biden suggests his uncle was eaten by ‘CANNIBALS’ after his plane was shot down over Papua New Guinea during World War Two.
Joe Biden suggested his war hero uncle may have met a grisly end among flesh-eating savages after his plane went down over Papua New Guinea in World War II.
The president said there were ‘a lot of cannibals at the time’ in the area where his uncle Ambrose J. Finnegan’s plane crashed in the 1940s – and his remains were never located.
However, Biden’s account was inconsistent with Pentagon records which showed the plane was not ‘shot down’ as he said.
According to his own Defense Department it was a ‘courier’ flight that suffered engine failure and ditched in the ocean off Papua New Guinea on May 14, 1944. His uncle was a passenger rather than the pilot.
Biden made the ‘cannibal’ comments on a trip to Scranton, Pennsylvania where he visited a war memorial bearing the name of his relative, who was known by the family as ‘Uncle Bosie’.
The president said: ‘(He) got shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals at the time. They never recovered his body.
‘But the government went back when I was down there and they checked and found parts of the plane and the like.’
Biden went on to tell how ‘Uncle Bosie’ – who he called a ‘hell of a guy’ – had ended up in a jungle populated by cannibalistic tribes.
He said: ‘When D-Day occurred, the next day, all four of my mother’s brothers volunteered to join the military. Three of them made it, one of them couldn’t go.
‘Ambrose Finnegan – we called him Uncle Bosie – he was shot down. He was in the Army Air Corps, before there was an Air Force, flew those single engine airplanes, reconnaissance flights over New Guinea.
At Power Line, John Hinderaker asks, “What’s Eating Joe?” “You can see in these videos how feeble Biden is. He doesn’t make sense on even the most basic points. For example, he says that his uncles all went down to the recruiting station and volunteered the day after D-Day. Which would have been a little late. In fact, Joe’s uncle’s plane crashed a month before D-Day. No doubt Biden meant to refer to Pearl Harbor. But he can hardly get through a sentence without descending into incoherence.”
As Jon Gabriel notes:
He's at the stage of dementia where childhood memories merge with Looney Tunes shorts from the 1930s. https://t.co/wHzNNK4tPf
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) April 17, 2024
Classical reference in headline:
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People.
This is not good. And don’t whatabout me on Trump. I’m not a Trumper. https://t.co/DGhjCspNsx
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) April 18, 2024
Was it over when the Hawaiians bombed Pearl Harbor?!
DISPATCHES FROM THE INTERSECTION OF TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! AND BIAS BY OMISSION: Eight Brand New Biden Gaffes ABC,CBS, NBC Have Buried.
THERE GOES (VAROOM! VAROOM!) THAT KANDY-KOLORED TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE–FLAKED SCLEROTIC BRANDON! Vrooom: President Biden Was Making Car Sounds* During the Special Counsel Interview.
At times during the interview, according to the transcript, the president made noises like a car.
“By the way, you know how it works?” Biden asked Hur. “It’s really cool.”
Hur remarked, “Sir, I’d love — I would love, love to hear much more about this, but I do have a few more questions to get through.”
“You step your foot on the accelerator all the way down until it gets about six, seven grand,” Biden continued. “Then all the sudden it will say ‘launch.’ All you do is take your foot off the brake.”
The transcript then indicates “(Makes car sound)” as well as “(Laughter).”
Hur responded that it was something on his “bucket list” and once again steered the conversation back to classified documents.
Reading all of this you can see exactly how Special Counsel Hur came to the conclusion that a jury would likely see Biden as an amiable old man with a poor memory. No doubt Biden’s testimony on the stand would have been just as random and aimless at times. Perhaps he’d have told a jury how to launch a car, complete with engine noises. No one would have believed the old guy was up to no good despite the evidence showing Biden knew he had classified documents in his house and read portions of them to his ghost writer.
If the transcripts were supposed to help Biden, I think they only did so because the media is willing to find “nuance” where the evidence of a poor memory and a wandering mind is abundantly clear.
In between making car sounds, as Andrew Kerr and Joseph Simonson of the Washington Free Beacon note, “Throughout the five hours of interviews on Oct. 8 and 9, Biden struggled to recall relevant details about his handling of classified records or when he served as vice president. The transcript also confirms Biden could not recall when his son, Beau, died, and further shows that the president raised that subject unprompted—contradicting the president’s claim during a Feb. 8 press conference that Hur raised the subject.”
* Presumably, despite being handed comedy gold, this week’s Saturday Night Live will attack Special Counsel Robert Hur instead. Because of course, the show has a long history of pulling punches when it comes to elderly presidents reported to be in their dotage…
(Classical allusion in headline.)
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Things Just Got a Lot Worse for Joe Biden.
Last month, the Hur report found that Joe Biden willfully retained, mishandled, and disclosed classified information but determined that he was essentially too senile to stand trial. According to the report, Biden struggled to remember details, and he couldn’t remember when his son Beau died.
Joe Biden angrily defended his memory in his unplanned address and attacked Special Counsel Robert Hur for bringing up Beau during his interview during the investigation, which managed to make things worse for him.
“There’s even a reference that I don’t remember when my son died,” Biden said. “How in the hell dare he raise that? Frankly, when I was asked the question, I thought to myself, it wasn’t any of their damn business.”
Except that Hur didn’t bring it up. Biden did.
We’re in the Schrodinger’s Presidency phase of the Biden administration:
There are two choices this morning as Hur testifies.
1) Biden's memory is so bad he wasn't charged w/ illegally keeping classified info as a private citizen
2) Biden's memory is fine & he should be charged for willfully keeping of classified info as a private citizen— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) March 12, 2024
Presumably though, the swamp will protect its own.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden Gets Confused About Year, Spreads False Story About Trump in Softball Interview With Seth Meyers.
REPORTER: "Can you give us a sense of when you think that ceasefire will start?"
BIDEN (confused): "Well I hope by the beginning of the weekend. I mean the end of the weekend. At least my national security advisor tells me that we're close." pic.twitter.com/lY2ffcg3Jh
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 26, 2024
It’s good to see the press taking it easy on the aging Secretary Brezhnev in his dotage: American Press Goes Full Soviet.
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So when you've worked on the producing end as I did in my former life, some things are painfully easy to spot when the post-edit is complete.
In this case, I counted 28 cuts in this 2 minute video. 28. In something this short, *maybe* you do 5-6 cuts max. https://t.co/2xS3cSacst
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) February 21, 2024
I’m so old, I can remember when jump cut ransom note videos were strictly for when the DNC-MSM interviewed Republicans, not to get one of their own over the hurdle.
PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE:
The broadcast networks and CNN and MSNBC don't want you to see Biden mumbling and bumbling. Those clips are routinely skipped in favor of better-sounding ones. https://t.co/Z1yC4QmITE
— NewsBusters (@newsbusters) February 14, 2024
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Buck-Passing Joe Biden Blames Grocery Stores for ‘Ripping People Off,’ Calls Shoppers ‘Suckers.’
Never afraid to blame Middle America, Biden said:
Well, it’s going to stop. Americans, we’re tired of being played for suckers. And that’s why we’re going to keep these guys — keep on them and get the prices down.
The only “suckers,” Joe, were the 2020 voters who fell for your lies — which just keep coming.
According to a mid-January Axios Vibes survey by The Harris Poll, 59 percent of respondents felt “angry, anxious or resigned” while shopping for groceries — with anger being the most common emotion. Seventy-two percent said groceries are where they most feel the effects of inflation. And two-thirds think food will keep getting more expensive.
Does that sound like “suckers,” Joe? These people shop. Most are on fixed incomes. Many are struggling to make ends meet. Meanwhile, you stand at podiums, disconnected from reality, and read words written for you by others — most of which you have no understanding. So, Joe, who’s the sucker, here?
Related: Bad news for Biden on inflation: Voters have long memories.
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen offered a rare moment of Biden administration transparency on the economy this week.
“Well, I think most Americans know that prices are not likely to fall,” Yellin told ABC News on Sunday. “It’s not the Fed’s objective to try to push the level of prices back to where they were.”
And with that, the cat was out of the proverbial bag.
This key admission came just as Team Biden is once again trying to revise its economic message with President Joe Biden’s job approval numbers nearly in historically bad territory. If ever there was a time for a political reset, this is it. But the messaging wizards seem to have failed the president when it comes to selling his economic record to what is an unhappy and unconvinced electorate.
The problem is, when it comes to their own personal economies, voters know better.
Some of us can even remember back in the late ’70s when Joe had a comm shop that knew how to tackle this issue:
But then, that was when Joe will “just” a senator, and inflation was some nebulous out of control force that only a handful of mystical economic shamans knew how to tame. (–cough—Milton Friedman—cough). These days, the calls are coming from inside the house! How Biden Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love Inflation.
OCEANIA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE: Snopes Fact-Check Calls True Biden Story ‘False’ Despite Photos THEY Included in Post — Then Reverses It.
The updated article contained an editor’s note, explaining the complete 180.
Editor’s Note: We received a ton of comments in a very short time challenging our assumption that wearing a hard hat “backwards” means wearing it with the brim facing to the rear, and “forwards” means wearing it brim to the front. On the basis of that assumption, we originally rated the claim that Biden was wearing a hard hat backwards as false.
The prevailing counter-argument is that if the suspension of the hat has been purposely configured by its owner such that the bill and tightening knob are worn to the back (as was the case of the hat Biden wore), to wear that hat with the bill facing forward is, practically speaking, to wear it backwards. Therefore, it’s argued, it’s actually true that, in the photo op discussed below, Biden was wearing it backwards. The strap and tightening knob, which should have been behind Biden’s head, were on his forehead.
A corollary to that argument is “Biden looks damn silly in any case.”
We find these arguments sound. Therefore, the claim “President Joe Biden wore a hard hat backwards during a photo op with union construction workers in Superior, Wisconsin” is true, and this fact check has been re-rated as such. Thanks to all who argued on behalf of this correction.
So ultimately, the fact-checkers ruled that the obviously backward hat was backward after all, and that the photo of Biden wearing a hard hat backwards was indeed a photo of Biden wearing a hard hat backwards. But only after some convincing.
Perhaps Snopes needs to go back to “fact checking” the Babylon Bee and AOC parody accounts, rather than continuing (and failing) to do the heavy lifting required to prop up the ever-deteriorating husk of John Gill in an election year.
ORANGE TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE BAD! What Did Joe Biden Do to His Face?
UPDATE (FROM GLENN): The White House explains that it’s all very simple:
White House Explains That Biden Smeared Suntan Lotion On His Sandwich And Spread Mayo On His Face, A Simple Mistake That Could Happen To Anyone Even Someone Without Dementia https://t.co/6EqnTi9Gyu pic.twitter.com/HuVJn7tvWQ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 3, 2024
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE: Biden’s Latest Mangle-Pander Must Be Seen to Be Believed “Sometimes, the word salad is so thoroughly tossed that you’d swear somebody put his brain on Shuffle.”
RADICAL CHIC, THE TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE YEARS: ‘Historic’ Biden Judicial Nominee Sits on Board of Group Founded by Cop-Killing Domestic Terrorist.
President Joe Biden’s latest judicial nominee, whom the White House is hailing as “historic” due to his Muslim faith, serves on the advisory board of a left-wing group with extensive ties to convicted cop killers, the Washington Free Beacon has found.
Adeel Abdullah Mangi, whom Biden tapped to serve on the Third Circuit Court of Appeals, is an advisory board member of Alliance of Families for Justice. The organization, which works to end “mass incarceration,” was formed in 2016 with Weather Underground member Kathy Boudin as a founding director. Boudin pleaded guilty to the murder of two police officers and a security guard during an armored truck robbery in 1981. The FBI named Weather Underground a domestic terrorist organization following a string of bombings and robberies in the 1970s and ‘80s.
The Alliance of Families for Justice, where Mangi has served since 2019, organized an event in 2021 to urge the release of six Black Panther and Black Liberation Army members serving life in prison for murdering police officers. The Alliance referred to the cop killers—including Black Panther members Mumia Abu-Jamal, H. Rap Brown, and others—as “freedom fighters” and claimed they were illegally targeted by the FBI.
The Weather Underground, you say?
Bill Ayers was a leader of the Weather Underground, a violent radical student group of the 1960s. His father, Thomas Ayers, was a prominent Chicago business and philanthropic leader who served as an adviser to Mayor Richard J. Daley, father of the current Chicago mayor. Although he is not apologetic about his terrorist past (and had the bad luck to be quoted as saying, in an interview that ran on Sept 11 2001, that “I don’t regret setting bombs. … I feel we didn’t do enough.”), Bill Ayers has been accepted back into the Chicago political community and has been an informal adviser to the current Mayor Daley on education reform.
But regardless of his cachet in the liberal circles of Chicago politics, presidential candidate Barack Obama has not been eager to explain his own relationship with Bill Ayers. Published reports from February 2008 gave a glimmer of their ties. In 1995 Ayers hosted a fund-raiser for Obama prior to Obama’s run for Alice Palmer’s seat in the state Senate; they both served on the board of the charitable Woods Fund of Chicago from 1999 to 2002; and Ayers donated $200 to Obama’s state Senate campaign. Other researchers and reporters (for example, Lynn Sweet of the Chicago Sun Times) noted a few joint panel appearances and a favorable review by Obama of a book by Bill Ayers.
Yet another reminder of who is behind the scenes in (P)resident Biden’s administration, pulling the strings, “serving as a third-term president in all but name.”
THE TOWERING TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Joe Biden’s birthday conflagration.
On Monday evening, President Joe Biden’s X account posted a photo of the president sitting before a birthday cake with what appeared to be a million candles on it. Well, not a million candles, but 81, in honor of Biden’s 81st birthday. Having so many flaming candles gave the impression of one large fire atop the cake, with flames licking toward the ceiling. As birthday cakes go, it was an inferno, a firestorm, a conflagration. The fire appeared big enough to set off smoke detectors and send Secret Service agents scrambling to ensure the president’s safety. It was, in all, an amazing picture.
Could there be any more effective statement that the president is very, very old? The photo was such a powerful expression of Biden’s age that outsiders immediately wondered how in the world the White House came to release it. After all, polls show majorities of voters, Democrats and Republicans, believe the president is too old to serve a second term, even as Biden gears up his reelection bid. Nevertheless, the White House posted the picture. Who knows? Maybe David Axelrod or the Republican National Committee got temporary control of the Biden X account. In any event, the phrase “campaign malpractice” does not even begin to describe what the White House did.
Joe’s death grip on the table isn’t helping his case:
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Joe Biden honors the Vegas NHL team and then randomly asks the team to keep the Philadelphia Eagles from moving to Vegas. Does Joe realize the Raiders are there? Super weird: pic.twitter.com/HJsTJqEXJq
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) November 14, 2023
A DATE THAT WILL LIVE IN TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE: What if Biden had to give FDR’s Pearl Harbor speech?
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden says Palestinians ‘gotta learn how to shoot straight’ after hospital blast that killed about 500 people.
President Biden told reporters Wednesday that Palestinian terrorists have “gotta learn how to shoot straight” — one day after an explosion outside a hospital in the Gaza Strip.
“I’m not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it,” the president said at Ramstein Air Base in Germany en route back to Washington after visiting Israel earlier in the day.
“It’s that old thing: Gotta learn how to shoot straight,” Biden went on.
Insert obligatory “imagine the media freakout if Trump had said that” comment here.
The President of the United States says he wants Hamas to learn how to shoot straight. Reflect on that. He wants terrorists to be more accurate when they fire rockets at Israel. His brain belongs at a bingo game eating jello, NOT being the President. pic.twitter.com/0kPzdRLUnN
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 18, 2023
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden In Israel: Senile Joe Says He Served in the Senate with His Secretary of State.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Yikes: Biden Glitches so Badly During a Speech That His Wife Has to Rescue Him.