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July 29, 2025
FIRE HER, SHE’S AN EMBARRASSMENT.
Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad https://t.co/5exM8Q55a4 pic.twitter.com/kqaDUR5L6X
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 29, 2025
NOT SO GREAT, BRITAIN:
Imagine my shock: the police who were helping to cover up the grooming gangs were also r*ping the victims too.
The entire edifice of the state in Britain has been weaponised against the British people. https://t.co/JNLNJhUnM9
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) July 29, 2025
WHAT MIGHT THEY LEARN NEXT? Blue City Discovers Enforcing Laws and Prosecuting Criminals Actually Work. “In 2022, Mosby’s last year in office, Baltimore saw 334 homicides across the city. The next year, under Bates’s watch, that number dropped to 262. In 2024, it dropped further to 202 homicides. And during the first half of 2025, Baltimore saw just 68 homicides, a 62 percent drop from the same timeframe in 2022. Auto thefts are also down 34 percent, robberies are down 22 percent, and arson is down 10 percent in Baltimore so far in 2025 compared to the same timeframe last year.”
DOJ FILES A MISCONDUCT COMPLAINT AGAINST JUDGE BOASBERG.
Related:
9/9 And memo indicates that not all members of Judicial Conference attended the breakfast. Bottom line: Judge Boasberg's comments revealed colleagues on D.C. District Court had bias against a litigant. That was and is extremely newsworthy. Judge Srinivasan can take it from here.
— Margot Cleveland (@ProfMJCleveland) July 29, 2025
GREAT MOMENTS IN CALIFORNIA WATER MANAGEMENT:
reality television star spencer pratt is a journalist now, fyi, and he is covering the city's wildfire response and preparedness more thoroughly than any other reporter in the state https://t.co/ts6THTT9fT
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) July 29, 2025
Earlier: As Wildfires Rage, Chaos Erupts in Los Angeles Leadership.
21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: Robot bunnies deployed in Florida to fight invasive pythons.
DISPATCHES FROM THE SILLY SEASON: Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle Ad Attacked By Good Morning America: ‘Being Compared To Nazi Propaganda.’
In case you’ve been in a coma, the legacy media has lost its mind.
Look no further than the report from “Good Morning America: First Look” where the Disney-owned show told viewers how actress Sydney Sweeney‘s new American Eagle advertisement proclaiming, “Sydney Sweeney has great genes,” is “being compared to Nazi propaganda.”
Those words actually ran on network television. Then, as if that wasn’t crazy enough, the network doubled down by bringing on an advertising professor from Kean University to tell us how the pun, “good genes” is tied to the eugenics movement and how it’s bad for America.
Let’s dive into the segment.
Holy crap, Good Morning America on Disney owned ABC ran a story this morning saying the Sydney Sweeney clothing ad is connected to Nazis. Legacy media is dead: pic.twitter.com/IcPmRJr8R0
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 29, 2025
The eugenics movement “weaponized the idea of good genes,” professor Robin Landa told GMA. “…to justify white supremacism.”
Since this is 2025, I think we all knew how this was going to end up:
(Classical reference in headline.)
SHE CAN’T DO THAT. CAN SHE? DOJ Goes Nuclear on Anti-Trump Judge Boasberg.
HOW STUPID CAN STARMER BE? DON’T DARE HIM:
In possibly the stupidest bit of strategery in modern history — which is itself quite an accomplishment — Starmer has announced the UK will recognize Palestine as a state UNLESS ISRAEL agrees to a ceasefire.
🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆:
Keir Starmer says UK will recognise Palestine as a state in September, unless Israel agrees to a ceasefire.
“…The UK will recognize the state of Palestine by the UN General Assembly in September- unless the Israeli government…agree to a ceasefire…” pic.twitter.com/HzY8CQq0RO
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) July 29, 2025
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21ST CENTURY HEADLINES: Marathon Fusion claims it can turn mercury into gold while creating clean energy.
JOEL KOTKIN: Why the South is Winning. “For much of America’s history, the South has been a laggard, a poor region weighed down by intense racism and reactionary politics, lacking both industry and newcomers, foreign or domestic, to imbue it with dynamism and energy. But that’s changing — big time. Far from singing romantic paeans to Jefferson Davis, the Confederacy’s president, or celebrating his (blessedly) ‘lost cause,’ the South increasingly embraces the very attitudes and policies that once made the North dominant. . . . Overall, the southeast quadrant of the country is now the most dominant economic region, and since 2018 has produced almost all the country’s population growth and half its new jobs, according to the Texas Stock Exchange.”
I HAD BEEN ASSURED THIS WAS JUST A PARANOID RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY THEORY: New York could become first state to ban natural gas hook-ups. “New York has moved a step closer to becoming the first state in the nation to ban natural gas connections in new homes and buildings, after a federal judge on Wednesday rejected a challenge to the controversial law.”
SHOTS AT COLBERT? CBS Reminisces About Johnny Carson as Late Night Withers.
After weathering a week of blistering heat from the rest of the liberal media following the announcement that The Late Show and host Stephen Colbert were being kicked to the curb, CBS seemed to respond in the form of a love letter to Johnny Carson and reminiscing about what late night used to look like. CBS News Sunday Morning put together a piece remarking on how Carson brought people “peace,” “hope,” and laughter at the end of the day instead of being a divisive political silo.
“With so much talk about the future of late-night TV shows just now, we thought it was the perfect time for Jim Axelrod to take a look back to a time when late night was the place to be and ruled by a most singular man,” proclaimed fill-in host Tracy Smith as she introduced the segment.
Walking into the legendary Studio 1, Axelrod marveled at space. “It may not look like much now, but once upon a time, this was where the king of comedy held court,” he beamed. “As Johnny Carson presided over not just late night, but American popular culture.”
Something no current late night host could boast.
How is Colbert’s ride into the sunset going? Stephen Colbert continues to be bested by Gutfeld after announcing cancellation.
Fox News’s Gutfeld! topped the late-night ratings this week, even after The Late Show with Stephen Colbert saw a bump in viewership since Colbert announced the show’s cancellation.
Colbert’s show attracted an average of 1.9 million total viewers. In the week since the show was confirmed to end in May 2026, viewership bumped up to 2.4 million according to Nielsen ratings.
Still, this bump wasn’t enough to beat Gutfeld!, which saw a 3.1 million viewers tune in this week. Almost 400,000 viewers between the ages of 25 and 54 chose Greg Gutfeld over Colbert. The Late Show reported less than 300,000 viewers within this demographic.
Probably for the best for all concerned that no one is watching: Canceled Colbert Rips on Paramount With Stream of Pee Jokes.
Stephen Colbert emptied his bladder all over Paramount with a stream of pee-related jokes, tearing into the network for cancelling his show and bowing to President Donald Trump to get an $8.6 billion merger with Skydance Media approved.
Reacting with a spit-take to news that the Paramount-Skydance merger had been approved by the FCC following the cancellation of his show, Colbert quipped, “I’m cancelled!? What!? And I’m being told I already knew that, but I spent the weekend huffing airport glue.”
Composing himself, he added, “I’m thrilled for everyone at Paramount that the deal went through and very excited for our newly announced official combined Paramount-SkyDance stock ticker name, which will go from ‘PARA’ to ‘PSKY.
“Soon, PSKY will blast hot streaming content right in your face with hits like Yellowstone, Yellowjackets, and the full variety of water sports. I predict PSKY will become synonymous with number one. PSKY: a pitcher of warm entertainment.”
And thus, the would-be successor to David Letterman comes full circle:
OR, RICHER PEOPLE LIVE LONGER AND LIKE TO LIVE NEAR WATER: Living near water could mean you’ll live longer.
CAN AMERICA BE GREAT AGAIN WITHOUT A RETURN TO THE MOON?
July 20 marked 56 years since Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin first walked across that “magnificent desolation,” to borrow the words Aldrin radioed back to millions of television viewers on Earth.
From the summer of 1969 to the end of 1972, through six Apollo Moon landing missions, the United States of America placed no less than a dozen human beings on the surface of the Moon.
The rest of the world could only watch in awe – or, in the Soviet Union’s case, envy.
With the lunar dust kicked up by those first explorers long since settled, Armstrong’s “giant leap for mankind” is at risk of reverting to merely “one small step.”
That will be the case if America retreats from its admirable legacy of lunar exploration.
Put simply, NASA’s “rebooting” of the Moon is in trouble: the Artemis program aims to return American astronauts to the Moon, this time to establish a sustainable presence. But projected budget cuts and layoffs, including senior leadership – and an enormous amount of difficult-to-replace human capital – have translated to delays, scaled-back missions, and an overall “brain drain” that place the administration and its mission on shaky footing.
America will eventually get back to the moon; but it could well be via the private efforts of Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk, rather than bloated post-Apollo version of NASA.
THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES REIGNS SUPREME: Israel Might Annex Gaza… All Because of France?
THE NEW SPACE RACE: A secretive space plane is set to launch and test quantum navigation technology.
There are two active X-37Bs in the Space Force fleet, both built by Boeing. The first made its debut flight in April 2010. Since then, the two uncrewed spacecraft have made a succession of longer flights. The first made its longest and latest flight from 2020 to 2022 over a span of 908 days. The second flew more recently, landing at Vandenberg Space Force Base on March 7 after 434 days in orbit.
It’s likely that the first of these two vehicles, both of which are about 29 feet (9 meters) long and roughly one-quarter the length of one of NASA’s Space Shuttle orbiters, will launch next month.
Over the past decade and a half, the Space Force has largely remained silent about the purpose of this space plane, flying classified payloads and providing only limited information about the purpose of each flight.
However, for this flight, OTV-8, the military has provided a bit more detail about its intentions. The vehicle will fly with a service module that will expand its capacity for experiments, allowing the space plane to host payload for the Air Force Research Laboratory and the Defense Innovation Unit.
The mission’s goals include tests of “high-bandwidth inter-satellite laser communications technologies.”
“OTV-8’s laser communications demonstration will mark an important step in the US Space Force’s ability to leverage commercial space networks as part of proliferated, diversified, and redundant space architectures,” said US Space Force Chief of Space Operations Gen. Chance Saltzman in a statement. “In so doing, it will strengthen the resilience, reliability, adaptability, and data transport speeds of our satellite communications architectures.”
Meanwhile: China adds new satellites to Guowang constellation, eyes accelerated launch rate.
GREAT MOMENTS IN LAW AND ORDER: Cincinnati’s DEI-Loving Police Chief Gives Jaw-Dropping Statement on Viral Attack.
Is there some requirement that left-wing cities have female police chiefs who are terrible at their jobs? It seems like every time a story goes national involving crime in a major blue city, the same archetype is always in charge. Are we to believe that these women are truly just the best of the best and being selected on merit alone when around 88 percent of police officers are men? New York, New Orleans, San Francisco, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, Washington, Oakland, Portland, Louisville, and Seattle all have female police chiefs. That’s not because they were selected without gender bias in mind.
The president’s son responded:
Maybe one of the reasons there is so much crime and violence on the streets of Cincinnati is because they have this absolute moron as their Police Chief? https://t.co/9I5isxbBzZ
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 29, 2025
ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT WOMEN DO ALL THE EMOTIONAL LABOR IN A RELATIONSHIP HAS NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN: “Never heard of mankeeping? I hadn’t either but apparently it’s the hip new topic after the word was coined last year by a postdoc at Stanford.”
Well, postdocs at elite universities are surely a source of relationship insight. “The term, coined by Angelica Puzio Ferrara, a postdoctoral fellow at Stanford University, has taken off online. It describes the work women do to meet the social and emotional needs of the men in their lives, from supporting their partners through daily challenges and inner turmoil, to encouraging them to meet up with their friends.”
IT’S COME TO THIS: MSNBC Goes Full Racist, Attacking Sydney Sweeney Ad Campaign.
Remember how, in recent years, nearly every high-profile “racist incident” that dominated the headlines eventually turned out to be a false flag or outright hoax? Well, nothing’s changed. The outrage-obsessed left has apparently run out of real things to be angry about, so now they’re inventing reasons to keep the mob frothing.
Case in point: the latest American Eagle ad campaign featuring actress Sydney Sweeney. According to some perpetually offended leftists, it’s somehow Nazi propaganda. Yes, really.
Yeah, I don’t get it either. In one spot, Sweeney says, “Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My genes are blue.” From that, the usual outrage machine decided the campaign’s playful “great genes” riff is secretly pushing white genetic superiority.
And naturally, the gatekeepers of left-wing culture are more than happy to amplify this.
MSNBC producer Hannah Holland, for one, has written a scathing critique of Sweeney’s casting. Instead of acknowledging the innocuous nature of a celebrity endorsement, Holland frames the entire campaign as a symptom of what she calls “an unbridled cultural shift toward whiteness.” She writes, “Advertisements are always mirrors of society, and sometimes what they reflect is an uncomfortable truth about who we’re really elevating.”
How can Sweeney’s ad be racist? At no point does she utter the words “golf” and “Chicago.”
Incidentally, here’s Hannah Holland, on the reich, right.
What exactly is the Comcast-owned network implying here?
