THE NEEDS OF THE PARTY ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE, COMRADE:

1996. Bill Clinton campaign ad hypes his hardline immigration record:

Doubled border agents!
Signed law protecting US workers from illegals!
Record deportations!
Dole doesn't want to jail illegals!

Run this ad today, and you'd be smeared as a far right xenophobic bigot by the… pic.twitter.com/E6h7eTCvdl

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) July 26, 2026

MAINE MESS: There’s Not A ‘Ha Ha’ Big Enough.

Remember how Democrats pushed rapey commie Nazi Senate candidate Graham Platner off the ballot not because he was a rapey commie Nazi, but because polls showed him losing to RINO Susan Collins in November?

Well, the “we don’t need no stinking voters” nominating committee has picked his replacement. Tiny problem: he may not be eligible to run.

Ineligibility only becomes a problem for Democrats if it also turns out that Troy Jackson has sexually assaulted one too many women who aren’t Republicans.

ISLAM RECOGNIZES NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE RELIGIOUS AND THE POLITICAL:

“Don’t politicize” means don’t blame the politicians that were instrumental in creating this act of terrorism.

— Sue Ellena (@Sue_ellena) July 26, 2026

ROBERT SPENCER, ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is Zohran Mamdani Mentally Ill? “Ah, of course. Claiming that obvious Islamic jihadis are mentally ill is the common practice of authorities in Europe, and we have seen it in the U.S. as well. Officials don’t want to acknowledge the reality of Islamic jihad, as that would raise uncomfortable questions about why they’re doing so little (if anything) to stop the jihadis, and so they pretend that each and every violent Muslim screaming ‘Allahu akbar’ is mentally ill.”

I LIKE GROK:

Fun game from @instapundit. Gotta say grok might be reflecting preferences, though grok makes the case, shows its work, and frankly writes very well. Exactly nailed my beliefs and intent. I did not expect that answer, don't quite fill those shoes, though there are in fact one or…

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) July 26, 2026

I use three LLMs — Grok, ChatGPT, and Claude — because each has its own strengths and weaknesses. But Grok is easily the most fun, and since it uses X for training, is also the most up-to-date.

HOW TO MURDER INNOVATION WITH THIS 1 WEIRD TRICK:

Watched a 60 Minutes segment on a guy whose company spent $3 billion working on curing a rare and deadly disease in children.

The dose of the resulting drug is very expensive.

Commenters are calling for “Luigi” to be released to kill him.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) July 24, 2026

UPDATE (From Ed): The Assassination Fan Base.

AWKWARD:

I dead seriously saved this clip, and am going to post it, Ibram Kendi, and Robin D'Angelo under any posts I see from Wokists arguing that right-wingers are just too dumb to be profs and attorneys. https://t.co/lBGwjxM4Bj

— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) July 25, 2026

OH MY: Ilhan Omar’s Sister Linked To Central Figures In Minnesota’s Fraud Scandal.

The federal meals scandal is described as the largest public theft in Minnesota history. The statehouse’s House Fraud Prevention and State Agency Oversight Committee is probing the Somali-born congresswoman’s involvement in the scandal, but Democrats in May blocked a subpoena that would require Omar to produce records.

Public records in the state, however, may tie Omar’s sister, Sahra Noor, to the operation. Noor has run several businesses in the region, including the People’s Center Clinics & Services in the Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis, which controversially received a $2 million earmark while her sister was a state representative.

Noor went on to found a group called Grit Partners Consulting, and publicly says her company “has secured more than $20 million in funding for health initiatives” and has “consulted on projects backed by” federal health agencies such as USAID and the Center for Disease Control.

Grit Partners was incorporated at a home on Hyacinth Ave. in Lakeville, Minnesota. That address, and the woman who lives there, are lynchpins tying together at least three Feeding Our Future convicts, The Daily Wire found.

Read the whole thing.

WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT…:

This was basically the interview. pic.twitter.com/jDERmnRZnE

— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) July 24, 2026

ICYMI: Ukraine Declares War on Wildberries (Really).

KOSTAS MOROS: Sorry, Gun-Grabbers, We’ve All Seen Where Those ‘Common Sense’ Proposals Lead.

HEH:

Does “cracker” count too? Cuz if so we’re gonna need more prisons. https://t.co/mrNGc9RtRb

— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) July 24, 2026

IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™: Climate Lie Implodes but Greens Already Spent Taxpayers’ Billions. “Your West Coast, Messed Coast™ correspondent has been corresponding on the radio in Seattle this week, where the rats have been fleeing the mayor’s rickety USS Commie Express barge.”

FROM THIS WEEK’S ROCKET REPORT: Will Amur ever fly?

Nearly six years have passed since the state-backed Russian space corporation, Roscosmos, unveiled plans to develop a reusable rocket called “Amur-LNG.” Clearly designed in response to SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket, Amur was intended to have a reusable first stage, methane-powered engines, and the capability to deliver 10.5 metric tons to low-Earth orbit in reusable mode. At the time, Russian space officials said they planned to debut the rocket in 2026, so basically right about now. The latest update from Roscosmos suggests the Amur rocket won’t begin flight tests until 2031, Ars reports.

Year for year… To summarize, when the Amur rocket was announced in 2020, its flight date was scheduled for 2026. Some six years later, its projected launch date has moved five years into the future. The only reasonable conclusion is that Russia’s answer to the Falcon 9 rocket will not arrive any time soon, and it is unlikely to do so until at least two decades after SpaceX first landed an orbital rocket.

Quite a comedown for a country with such a storied space program.

#METOO:

I never want to hear the term “white privilege” ever again. pic.twitter.com/X3hWLoY805

— C3 (@C_3C_3) July 24, 2026

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Brought a Horse to a Rodeo Fight… Wait, WHAT? “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn how not to pick up women at Lowe’s, all about proper rodeo etiquette, and why Wyoming has the coolest nine-year-old in the world.”

YES: We can read hard things — if we put away the phones and try.

People are reading (or, at least, buying) The Odyssey, thanks to Christopher Nolan’s blockbuster movie. They’re arguing about whether the many-sided Odysseus should be seen as a heroic adventurer, a sword-shocked vet, a crafty killer or a dozen other interpretations. Emily Wilson’s modern translation has sold one million copies, and three other translations are on the top 10 list.

Young Americans can learn to read complex, challenging books, writes Natalie Wexler. Those who do will have an advantage over AI’s cognitive cripples.

What a perfect phrase there at the end.

CHANGE:

President Trump is leading a political "counter-revolution," seeking to reverse decades of progressive policies on immigration, education, energy, and American history, doing more than any other Republican president.https://t.co/Lh2w6B8mqa

— Victor Davis Hanson (@VDHanson) July 23, 2026

THAT THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS: One Pennsylvania County Has 3,500 Noncitizens on Non-Juror List, Potentially Voting.

ANALYSIS: TRUE. James Carville Says DSA Are ‘Paternalistic, Over-Educated Little White Turds’ Who ‘Think They Know Better Than You.’ “They think that Lenin was a more glorious human being than Martin Luther King or Frederick Douglass. That’s what they really think.”

GOOGLE IS SO BAD (AND BING, TOO) THAT I ACTUALLY PAY FOR KAGI SEARCH:

AI made it worse and the summaries are so often wrong. https://t.co/bRfa2a5gpa

— Avi Woolf, Wilderness Conservative🐺 (@AviWoolf) July 24, 2026

“Don’t be evil” morphed into “Be lame” so slowly, most users never even noticed.

BILL WALTON: The Crusades Test “We were talking about why the West no longer defends its own culture, and whether the fading of Christian conviction explains it. And I said, half testing him, half testing myself: why don’t we think of ourselves as the Christians who fought the Crusades? Christians defended Western Europe for centuries. Successfully. Then one day we decided to hold the door open.”

YOU ALWAYS NEED MORE DURING WAR THAN YOU PLANNED FOR DURING PEACE: Unlimited AI tokens aren’t unlimited after all as US Army burns through supply. “The Army uses Ask Sage, a multimodal generative AI platform where users can run different large language models (LLMs), including Alphabet’s Gemini, Meta’s Llama, and OpenAI’s ChatGPT. ‘Apparently the whole Army burned through the whole year of tokens for just one service,’ says an Army employee who spoke to WIRED anonymously because they were not authorized to speak to the press.”

I’M AFRAID ROB IS CORRECT:

Let’s be honest about why this article was written & published…

It’s was a shot across the bow to any white woman that even thinks about complaining about abuse by anyone not white. It was a threat to shut up lest be called a white supremacist. A murderer of Emmitt Till. A klan… https://t.co/9rBsjaTjfs

— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) July 24, 2026

YES. NEXT QUESTION? Is Dem Fundraising Powerhouse ActBlue a Massive Money Laundering Machine?