Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds

CHICKS DIG BAD BOYS: House Dem: I’m Deeply Sexually Attracted to a Real Leader! “Hey, all the signs are there! The nervous laughter, the subconscious preening, the head tilt — she’s totally into him! And why shouldn’t she be? Dexter just watched the last few years with a senile placeholder in the Oval Office rather than someone who could take charge, and clearly the contrast has deeply affected her. Dexter might want to check on the White House social schedule to see when Melania will be out of town next.”

I’m really enjoying all the mockery of Democrats and leftists. The devil hates to be mocked.

#WINNING: Literally on a government watch list a few weeks ago, and now she’s in charge of her tormentors.

Mitch McConnell voted no on her, of course.

Next, Kash Patel.

ABSOLUTELY, IT’S INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM: Conservative Groups Call On EEOC To Investigate ABA Diversity Programs. “A coalition of conservative legal groups on Monday asked the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to investigate several of the American Bar Association’s diversity hiring programs, claiming they discriminate by giving priority to minority applicants and other underrepresented groups.”

“Underrepresented.”

WHEN THEY SAY “WITHOUT PROOF” OR “WITHOUT EVIDENCE” YOU PRETTY MUCH KNOW THE UNDERLYING STATEMENT IS TRUE.

IT WASN’T A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS WHEN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES WERE CENSORING THE POLITICAL OPPOSITION, THOUGH, SO THEY CAN F*CK OFF. “Constitutional Crisis” is a Talking Point.

The talking point has gone out. Manufactured on the left’s Slack channels and dutifully regurgitated by the American press corps, it is the semi-sane version of “coup,” but it is a talking point nonetheless. No, reporter, I don’t take you seriously when you claim this is a constitutional crisis. You’re just parroting the left’s hive mind.

The left has an easier path into the newsrooms of America with editors and producers, many of whom lean left, shaping the daily narrative designed with a bias towards Democrats. Thus, within about twenty-four hours of prominent progressive pundits using the phrase, Kaitlyn Collins regurgitated it for them as news, the New York Times spilled ink over it, and it is off to the races.

But was it a constitutional crisis when Democrats and members of the press conspired to cover up the mental decline of the former President? Was it a constitutional crisis when he used the power of the pardon to benefit his son? What about pre-emptively pardoning members of his family? What about when it turned out he really had met with Hunter Biden’s clients after years of denying it, but now we got photographs? What about when his office conspired with the supposedly independent Attorney General to deny access to the Special Prosecutor’s audio that would have revealed his mental decline? What about when he pardoned the former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who, by accepting the pardon, acknowledged the commission of crimes in office? The Supreme Court said acceptance of a pardon implies guilt of a crime.

“Constitutional crisis” is not a serious talking point. But they are seriously and stentoriously delivering it. It is the 2025 version of this from 2017-2018.

But people don’t really care, Margaret.

SCHUMER’S FALLING BACK TO ARGUING THAT DOGE IS DOING THE RIGHT THING BUT THEY’RE DOING IT WRONG. They must have some devastating internal polls.

JOEL KOTKIN: Why Jews Are Fleeing the West. Because the Western political/managerial/academic class is made up largely of garbage people. And garbage people tend toward Jew-hating.

CHANGE: Goldman Sachs: On Second Thought, We’re Out on DEI Too.

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NOW THAT ASTEROID 2024 YR4 IS LOOKING MORE LIKELY TO STRIKE EARTH, an InstaPundit reader posts this bit of poetry in the comments:

O it’s Elon this, an’ Elon that, an’ “Chuck ‘im out, the cad!”;
But it’s “Elon, please, a rocket!” when the rocks are lookin’ bad.
When the rocks are lookin’ bad, my boys, the rocks are lookin’ bad,
O it’s “Save us, Mr. Elon!” when the rocks are lookin’ bad.

I think Kipling would approve. Of the poem, and of Elon.

IMPEACH NOW:

OPEN THREAD: Tuesday’s Groovy.

ELON EXPLAINS DOGE:

@nypost

During a press conference in the Oval Office, Elon Musk revealed that the Department of Government Efficiency allegedly uncovered disbursed social security payments to individuals who are 150 years old.

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