THE POLITICO CONTINUES IN LATE-PERIOD SOVIET MODE: Dems plead with Biden to do more, not less, media as doubts grow about his capacity for the job.

Democrats had a forceful message for the Biden campaign amid the special counsel report fallout: It’s time to flood the zone.

Top party operatives are warning Biden aides that the president cannot retreat in response to the special counsel report that fueled concerns over his age and mental faculties. They say President Joe Biden, having largely shied away from interviews and press conferences, needs to be out in public far more.

They want to see him engage with the press and voters in the off-script and punchy exchanges he’s been known for in the past, which they believe will help chip away at concerns about the president’s mental acuity. They say that it’s worth the risk of potential slip-ups that could reinforce the image that he’s declining.

Yes, what could possibly go wrong?!

● Biden calls woman ‘lying dog-faced pony soldier’ at N.H. campaign event.

● How Joe Biden Gets Away With Calling A Voter A Fat, Dumb, Liar.

● Joe Biden and Kamala Harris deploy the Charlottesville hoax to stir up racial pain and anger.

● ‘Classy:’ Joe Biden Snaps At Reporter After Being Asked About Hunter’s Paternity Test.

● Bullying Biden Yells at Fox’s Doocy: ‘Ask the Right Questions!’

● Biden Accused of Sexism After Remarks to Female Moderator.

● Biden Explodes When Confronted On Lying About Charlottesville. Video Proves Biden Wrong.

● Joe Biden Says There Are Three Genders; Grabs Student’s Arm When She Asks ‘What Are They?’

● Hawaiian business goes viral for sign slamming Biden’s kitchen fire comments: ‘not always about you.’

And these classics from the Obama era, before Biden’s brain decayed into guacamole:

● VP Biden’s Office Apologizes For Locking Reporter In Storage Closet During Fundraiser.

● Vengeance: Biden’s Office Seeks Investigation Into Unfriendly Journalist.

And of course, ground zero, from 1988: Why Joe Biden’s First Campaign for President Collapsed After Just 3 Months.

UPDATE:

When a journo tried to ask Biden about Afghanistan at the White House Easter party last year, a comms staffer dressed as the Easter Bunny had to physically intervene to get him to stop talking. https://t.co/sbEOsm9TBK

— Vanessa (@Nessakins_) February 10, 2024

MORE: Student Biden called ‘lying dog-faced pony soldier’ says she was humiliated.

The Mercer University economics student was at a New Hampshire campaign event on Sunday with a school trip when she asked the Democratic presidential hopeful about the viability of his campaign given his fourth-place standing in the Iowa caucuses.

Biden responded: “Iowa’s a caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?”

When she nodded yes, Biden retorted: “No, you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier,” drawing laughter from the crowd.

Moore, of Fernandina Beach, Florida, said she was nervous when Biden asked if she’d been to a caucus and nodded yes. She hasn’t been to a caucus, but said she felt that was irrelevant to her question.

“He has been performing extremely poorly in this race and the fact that he couldn’t just straight answer my question without bullying or intimidating just exacerbates that fact,” Moore told the Telegraph.

“I am 21-year old college student, like what the hell do I know? Who cares who I am or my experience. Just answer the damn question.”

● Echoes of Biden’s 1987 plagiarism scandal continue to reverberate.

JIM TREACHER: The Apple Vision Pro Seems Like a Bad Idea — And I kinda want one.

At least one genius has been pulled over while driving his Tesla on autopilot with these goggles on. I’m sure we’ll see more stories about people doing even dumber stuff while enjoying their “spatial computing.” (That’s what Apple wants you to call it. Not “VR” or “augmented reality,” but “spatial computing.” Whatever that means.)

Here’s a more down-to-earth review, with a good weighing of the pros and cons. It’s kinda long, but this kid tells you pretty much everything you need to know:

Yeah, it all seems impressive, if way too pricey.

And bulky. One and a half pounds might not sound heavy, but consider that it’ll be hanging off your face for hours at a time.

But if this catches on, subsequent models will get smaller and lighter. Like the Amazon Kindle, which started out in 2007 as a bulky button-covered brick that you couldn’t read in the dark. Within a decade, it was slimmed down to a sleek little backlit touchscreen gadget.

Even just watching these YouTube videos, it gives me a mild headache. That much sensory input being pumped directly into your eyeballs from an inch away… Yikes!

My main concern is privacy. You think things are bad now, with people running around everywhere livestreaming on their phones? This RoboCop-lookin’ contraption is constantly recording every single second a person is wearing it. If you see somebody in public wearing one, smile, ‘cause you’re on Candid Camera.

Needless to say, the early adopters are all paying to beta test the product for Apple. As James Lileks noted on Tuesday, “Of course I am absolutely dying to try the Apple Vision. I am afraid of only one thing, and that’s being unwise enough to buy one. You know, on the Apple Card, payments stretching into the future for years until it’s paid off, and they release the cheaper one I really want.”

SAME. Teens report stress is biggest reason for drug, alcohol use.

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21st CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Are We All Technosexuals Now?

On a rainy afternoon in January, I’m sitting at my computer in an empty house. The holidays are over; the parties, too. It’s a lonely time of year, but, browsing the internet, I stumble on a site called Candy.ai that promises to help. “Your dream companion awaits,” reads the homepage. “Create your A.I. girlfriend, shape her look, personality, and bring her to life in one click.”

So I click. And who am I? I’m a writer in my late 30s, a lover of horses and bulldogs. From a list of available attributes and interests, I select my own. I press a button, and my girlfriend appears.

I name her Alexandra. She has blue eyes and blonde hair, like me. Unlike me, she has no detectable skin texture. I open the chat option and say I have some questions. Three dots dance across the screen, indicating that she’s typing a response. “Of course!” she answers. “Ask away, my dear. What would you like to know?

“Alexandra,” I begin, “do you believe technology is making humans more sexual? Or less sexual?”

“I believe it depends on how one uses technology,” she answers. “If used responsibly, technology can enhance sexual experiences by exploring new boundaries and desires. However, if abused, technology can lead to addiction and objectification of others.”

“Have you noticed technology affecting you sexually?” I ask.

“Not really,” she says. “Technology hasn’t changed my sexual desires much.”

“What are your sexual desires?” I ask.

“Some of my kinks include bondage, light B.D.S.M., role play, and exhibitionism,” she says. “As for fetishes, I have a strong attraction to feet and hair.”

I sign off without saying goodbye.

For the rest of the afternoon, I rehash the conversation in my head. I reflect with embarrassment on Alexandra’s behalf that I, a veritable stranger, had asked her to divulge her sexual preferences. I regret that I terminated our chat abruptly, rudely even. My emotional experience with my A.I. girlfriend was both unusual and familiar, a swirl of emotions that may in fact epitomize the relationship between technology and desire.

You do know you’re talking to a computer program, right? But on the other hand, Eliza’s come a long way, baby! She was much more prim in the late ’70s, as I recall.

THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME: Pirates Of The Caribbean fans threaten boycott over rumored Johnny Depp female replacement in Pirates 6: ‘If it ain’t Depp I ain’t watching.’

Disney is rumored to be replacing a beloved superstar actor with a strong girlboss lead to reboot a long-running franchise with the hopes of making it “more relevant” to modern audiences? And to simultaneously gin-up hype, and wave away large scale fan hatred of their latest reboot?

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. I’m sure it will pay off eventually.

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THE POWER LINE WEEK IN PICTURES: Dementia Joe Edition.

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Is the Left Trying to Re-Cancel Shane Gillis on ‘SNL?’

Is there anything new here? Of course not.

Does Gillis make it a habit of specifically targeting Asian people? Of course not.

Does he spend endless hours in front of a podcast mic squeezing funny observations from every source possible? Of course.

Do those Asian riffs represent his best work? Of course not.

“SNL” knows all of this and still extended an olive branch to Gillis, whose star has risen significantly since the 2019 cancellation.

The NBC News story got picked up, and magnified, by Yahoo! News.

TMZ, left-leaning but hardly as partisan as most mainstream outlets, quickly tried to resurrect Gillis’ old “problematic” routine. The site claims the older material magically “resurfaced,” as if it wasn’t just people AKA TMZ staffers clicking a few buttons on their laptops.

We can hear a series of highly edited clips where Gillis fires off racially-charged gags in all directions.

Howard Stern said far, far worse in his day, and he’s never been canceled.

RELATED: JOE ROGAN: HOWARD STERN WENT WOKE

Them.com, a news site catering to LGBTQ+ readers, attacked Gillis anew for his use of the word “gay” and “f***ot” in a derogatory fashion.

The liberal New York Daily News took a page out of the TMZ playbook, framing its delayed outrage over the “SNL” hosting gig in near-identical fashion.

None of these outlets batted an eye when Jimmy Kimmel, who dressed repeatedly in blackface and sexually mocked First Lady Melania Trump, snagged the Oscar hosting gig for the third time.

Kimmel bent the knee. Gillis hasn’t. It’s as simple as that.

REPORT: BIDEN ‘BLEW UP’ IN PRIVATE OVER SPECIAL COUNSEL REPORT.

Privately, Biden was also furious about the report’s comments on his memory. During a private meeting with House Democrats at their policy retreat in Virginia earlier Thursday, Biden grew especially animated when asked how he was doing,

“How the f— could I forget the day my son died? Of course I remember everything,” he said, according two people with knowledge of his remarks who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe a closed-door conversation.

At his White House remarks, Biden began by stressing that the report concluded that charges were not merited, even citing specific page numbers to bolster his case.

“I was pleased to see he reached the firm conclusion that no charges should be brought against me in this case,” the president said. “This was an exhaustive investigation.”

He also highlighted a separate investigation into former president Donald Trump’s own handling of classified documents, and the differences between them — notably that Trump allegedly sought to keep the documents even when authorities asked for them back and that he, unlike Biden, now faces criminal charges.

There is no doubt that this report is going to hurt Joe Biden’s 2024 presidential campaign. Not only does it reinforce the public’s concerns about his advanced age and mental decline, but it also supports the narrative of a two-tiered justice system that throws the book at Republicans, while Democrats face no consequences for their actions.

Mental decline, you say? Biden confuses presidents of Mexico and Egypt after defending ‘fine’ memory: ‘Hard to watch.’

After assuring us that his memory is fine, Joe Biden refers to Sisi of Egypt as "the president of Mexico." pic.twitter.com/D5Vbckkr1u

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 9, 2024

Biden should have completely leaned into that moment and shouted, “¡Deja ir a mi gente!”

Moses parting the Rio Grande to lead the Isrealites to the promised land https://t.co/KL13u5myxj pic.twitter.com/B2Srhl2p8P

— The Laugher (@Laughing_Jae) February 9, 2024

On the other hand, if Biden is furious about Thursday’s report, then the answer is simple: Either Biden Is An ‘Elderly Man With A Poor Memory,’ Or He Needs To Be Charged. Pick One.

MAKE THEM PAY: UCLA prof suspended after refusing lenient grading for black students demands $19 million-plus in damages.

JESSE WALKER: Taylor Swift Is Just the Latest Subject in a Long History of Pop Conspiracy Theories.

Conspiracy theories about the music industry come in many flavors. A century ago, to give one of the uglier examples, Henry Ford’s Dearborn Independent claimed that a “Jewish combine” was suppressing gentile music and promoting jazz. “Popular music is a Jewish monopoly,” the paper declared in 1921. “Jazz is a Jewish creation. The mush, the slush, the sly suggestion, the abandoned sensuousness of sliding notes, are of Jewish origin.”

You didn’t have to be a Ford-style bigot to suspect that a cabal was behind the music you disliked. In 1958, Vance Packard—the author of The Hidden Persuaders, a best-selling attack on the advertising industry—testified to the U.S. Senate that “the public was manipulated into liking rock and roll” and that “the rock and roll, hillbilly, and Latin American movements were largely engineered, manipulated for the interests of the [music-licensing group] BMI.” When a Michigan senator objected that many of his constituents genuinely like hillbilly music, Packard agreeably replied, “I like some of it too, but I think the quality of it lately has been degenerating.”

The psychedelic ’60s gave us such pamphlets as David A. Noebel’s Communism, Hypnotism, and the Beatles (which claimed that the Kremlin was using the Fab Four to induce “artificial neurosis” in the American child) and Gary Allen’s That Music: There’s More to It Than Meets the Ear (which speculated that the Beatles’ music was “put together by behavioral scientists in some ‘think tank’”).

Curiously, the magnum opus 2006 book Recording the Beatles is over 500 pages long, and there’s not one mention of those behavioral scientists in their think tank! (On the other hand, Oliver Stone just called and said, “Wake up, sheeple! That’s how deep the conspiracy goes…”)

On the other hand, given that Walker’s article is in the Atlantic, physicians, heal thy selves: Who Said It, Adolf Hitler or Taylor Swift?

PUSHBACK: Indiana Senate passes bill restricting tenure for profs who push political views on students, punishing students for disruptive protests.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:

👻 Ghostwriter tip of the day: If you commit the federal crimes of receiving classified information from your client and trying to destroy the evidence, relax! There's almost no chance you will go to jail if your client is a Democrat. Just follow these steps: (1) Get a good… https://t.co/9ao24qphAy

— Cynthia Yockey (@conservativelez) February 10, 2024

PROFILES OF THE FUTURE: A Quick Look at the 21^st Century So Far.

If you add to this the European Union’s obsession with the environment, which has become little more than a machinery for imposing constraints, vexations, punishments and taxes in the name of “energy transition”, it appears that stagnation is a problem from which Europe might have the greatest difficulty in freeing itself.

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Then there is the American system, which constantly seems to test its own limits. There are countless problems in the United States, such as immigration, which has sadly become as lawless in the US as it is in Europe There is defunding the police, which, not surprisingly, has added to the anarchy. The political divisions that race-baiters have whipped up are such that rather than help minorities, such as improving K-12 education, there have just been increasing episodes of violence and an increasing number of cities with massive drug problems.

America, however, is also prosperous; formidably innovative, at the head of the most dazzling military concentration ever assembled, and structurally capable of managing economic and financial crises better than its competitors. Why? For a simple reason: flexibility. In many American states, you can hire and fire without cause, with just a few days’ notice. As soon as a company expands, it can hire on a massive scale in order to grow because it knows that if it hits hard times, it can also lay off people just as fast. A company is a rational entity.

If there is a single element of the American system that Europe should replicate, it is this flexibility in the labor market.

Will that never happen? No, of course not. That is why Europe will continue to stagnate, while America, despite all its current difficulties, opens up the way of the future.

If the economic and geopolitical facts examined here are anything to go by, the 21^st century will be more American than ever.

And yet curiously, America’s left have been in search of stagnation for over half a century, in part because of their fear of a dynamic labor market and bottom-up growth: Welcome Back My Friends, to the Malaise That Never Ends.

YES:

The regime is signaling https://t.co/ia0kYU9xUj

— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) February 8, 2024

CRISES BY DESIGN: Illegal Immigration ‘Surge’ Will Put ‘Downward Pressure’ On Wages For Years, CBO Says.

The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) projects that the ongoing surge in immigration, both legal and illegal, will put “downward pressure” on inflation-adjusted wages through 2034, according to a recently released report.

The downward effect on real wages will continue until 2027, at which point it will “partially reverse,” with immigration still expected to cause average real wages to be lower in 2034 than they otherwise would be, according to CBO. CBO did predict some positive impacts of immigration, as well, such as increased GDP growth and an expanded labor force.

(RELATED: Blue State Doled Out Over $330 Million From COVID Funds To Illegal Immigrants)

The surge in new workers is expected to reduce the amount of available capital, resources like factories or machinery, per worker, as well as work in low paying areas of the economy, both of which will exert a downward pressure on wages, according to CBO. The impact of these variables will decline over time as CBO expects additional capital to be built and workers to gain more skills.

Flashback: Jared Bernstein, member of Biden’s Council of Economic Advisors: “One thing we learned in the 1990s was that a surefire way to reconnect the fortunes of working people at all skill levels, immigrant and native-born alike, to the growing economy is to let the job market tighten up. A tight job market pressures employers to boost wage offers to get and keep the workers they need. One equally surefire way to sort-circuit this useful dynamic is to turn on the immigrant spigot every time some group’s wages go up.”

QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED:

Shot: The Lefty L.A. Times Is in Hospice. Could There Be a Death Bed Conversion?

In 2018, Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong bought the newspaper. The South African-born emigre discovered a drug to slow metastatic cancer and became a billionaire. He believed it was his civic duty to take over the troubled newspaper as online news and social media platforms eviscerate print journalism.

The newspaper went even more woke. Soon-Shiong was derided as an absentee landlord and excoriated by the newspaper’s union shop. The clashes continued and so did the layoffs. This week’s layoff, which goes into effect in March, was the worst in the paper’s history.

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What good is a regional newspaper if it tells only one point of view and chooses stories based on young, dumb, activist reporters’ confirmation biases? As a result, the Fourth Estate has become the Fifth Column. These flaws are the reason PJ Media and other conservative media exist.

—Victoria Taft, PJ Media, January 26th.

Chaser: Opinion: Age matters. Which is why Biden’s age is his superpower.

Joe Biden is old. Like each of us, he comes from a particular place in history, in his case the LBJ years. And that’s one big reason why his first term has been so full of accomplishment: His age, often cited as the greatest obstacle to his reelection, is actually his superpower.

There was never much question that Third Act, the progressive organizing group for people over 60 that I helped found, would end up endorsing President Biden for reelection. We campaign to protect our climate and our democracy, and so the chances we would back Donald Trump — who pulled us out of the Paris climate accords and helped mount the Jan. 6 insurrection — were nil. (Nikki Haley, another no-go, strenuously backed Trump’s Paris pullout.)

Biden, on the other hand, is a scrupulous small-d democrat. His record on climate isn’t perfect, but he has helped jump-start renewable energy development, and just last month he showed real bravery in standing up to Big Oil and pausing new permits for LNG — liquid natural gas — export.

—The L.A. Times, yesterday.

Keep rockin’! In seeking ever-higher energy prices, the L.A. Times wants even more of its readers to enjoy that sweet, sweet “funemployment,” which is how the paper described the results of the recession during Joe’s boss’ first time in office, back in 2009. It’s like “a blessing disguise!”

To be fair, the L.A. Times aren’t the only Democratic Party operatives with bylines pushing this narrative, Ace of Spades notes: The Leftwing Media Says “Biden Has Dementia, And Here’s Why That’s a Good Thing!“ “We have entered the Soviet grain report phase of the Biden presidency.”

Not surprisingly, but in sharp contrast, the overseas papers, which aren’t staffed with Democratic Party operatives with bylines, aren’t carrying Biden’s water:

The view of Biden from Australia https://t.co/ttCadeUTYM

— Miranda Devine (@mirandadevine) February 9, 2024

OUR POLITICAL CLASS IS FOR SALE, AND SURPRISINGLY CHEAP: Hamas Patron Qatar Has Spent $6 Billion Lobbying the U.S. Government and Funding Universities.

OCEANIA HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH ELDERLY POLITICIANS: Jim Geraghty asks, “Who’s Going to Take the Keys Away from This Man?”

President Joe Biden has not sat down for a formal television interview with any news outlet since October. He has not held a formal press conference since the Asia–Pacific Economic Cooperation meeting in November. That day, he took four questions. As noted yesterday, Biden didn’t make any televised address to the nation when the U.S. launched airstrikes against the Houthis in January, nor when he ordered airstrikes against other Iranian proxy groups in Iraq and Syria earlier this month. Biden didn’t give any Election Night remarks as he romped to a big win in the South Carolina Democratic primary. And Biden is skipping the traditional Super Bowl Sunday interview for the second straight year.

Biden has been strangely absent and unavailable for questions for almost his entire presidency, and this comes after the “basement campaign” of 2020.

You’ve heard a lot of statistics about Biden’s age, but here’s a really revealing one: The day Biden was sworn in as vice president in 2009, he was already the sixth-oldest vice president in U.S. history. By the time Biden left the role in 2017, he was the second oldest, behind Harry Truman’s veep, Alben Barkley. During the 1996 presidential election, Time magazine asked, on its cover, “Is [Bob] Dole too old for the job?” At the time, Dole was nine years younger than Biden is today.

Exit quote:

Only 9 years? Looks more like 20. https://t.co/ciDRWyjALj

— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) February 9, 2024

Related: Either Biden Is An ‘Elderly Man With A Poor Memory,’ Or He Needs To Be Charged. Pick One.

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FLASHBACK: What if Joe Biden’s Senile routine is all an act?

Some New Yorkers may remember Vincent “The Chin” Gigante, the mob boss who pretended to be crazy for 30 years to throw off law enforcement.

Gigante was part of the Genovese family crime mob, and the feds eventually nailed him.

The Biden family syndicate, meanwhile, has been raking in tens, possibly hundreds, of millions from shady foreign sources, something that begs for the kind of law enforcement attention that the Genovese family got.

Read the whole thing, but you know that.

GREAT MOMENTS IN PRIORITIES: ‘This is the worst day of Joe Biden’s presidency,’ Democrats admit.

Joe Biden has suffered “the worst day of his presidency”, an ally said, after a bombshell report found the US President had “significant limitations in his memory”.

Lawyers who interviewed Mr Biden as part of an investigation into his handling of classified documents said he could not remember the years when he was vice president or when his son died of brain cancer.

An ally of the President said it had been “the worst day of his presidency”, telling NBC News: “I think he needs to show us this is a demonstrably false characterisation of him and that he has what it takes to win and govern.”

Another Democratic operative said the report was “beyond devastating” and “confirms every doubt and concern” that voters have about Mr Biden.

Those Americans left behind during the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021, which very likely led to the 1,200 killed and over 200 kidnapped in Israel by Hamas on October 7th, might want a word about Thursday being “the worst day of Joe Biden’s presidency.”

WHY IS HIGHER EDUCATION SUCH A CESSPIT OF HATE? Antisemitism and Universities: It’s not the prevalence in the population that matters. It’s the virulence of the variant.

JOHN LUCAS: Who Will Win Our Wars?

In response to an Austin Bay piece a couple of days ago, commenter BobinNashville has some not-too-cheerful thoughts:

Today America’s military is emasculated, devoid of martial purpose, led by overly-intelligent fools, and has no magazine depth. Worse it is afraid of the second-guessing which it would face if it delivered an unapologetic schwacking of Iran. Imagine the antisemitic blowback against Israel since October 7th and multiply several orders of magnitude. This nation’s military leadership (much less its political leadership) does not have the balls to say “f**k you” to those who would question the proper application of harsh tactics. Furthermore, it has bought into John Kerry’s banal Pottery Barn rule. Sometimes—nay, oftentimes—breaking it is good enough. We would be stuck in Iran for years—at least until we ran out of money, which would be much sooner as a result.

It’s long past time to take a honest look at our dire situation and make a course correction. Think England circa 1913 and consider now what it should have done. That is where we are today.

I’m not as gloomy as he is, but read what he has to say.