JEFF DUNETZ: Maybe It’s Time To Fess Up, We Jews DO Run The World.

The banks? No one really believes that silly thing about Jewish bankers in New York controlling all the stupid money! Sure, they’re all Jewish, but they come from Lithuania, not New York. We run the world’s monetary system from the EU central office. Our man there is named Harvey Cohn. And Harvey runs a tight ship.

I spoke to Harvey today; he agrees it’s time to let the cat out of the bag. But there is one thing he would like to do first. Much of the world’s “antisemitism” is part of the plot to perpetuate the myth that we do not run the world. Harvey even has Louis Farrakhan on the payroll (please don’t tell anyone it’s bad for his image).

You know that famous picture of Bigfoot walking through the forest? I hate to disappoint people but it was a Jew in a costume. He was on the way to the international convention of the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy (WWJC) and put on an Ape costume so people wouldn’t know about the convention.

Heh,indeed. Read the whole thing.™

BREAKING: Charges Dropped Against Alec Baldwin for Fatal Shooting.

FLASHBACK: Artificial Intelligence & Robotics, as Viewed From the Early 1950s.

I THINK THIS MAN AIMS TO MISBEHAVE:

Give me a sword. I need an army, and it can’t be just the Party. I need Democrats, Republicans, and Independents.

I won't pretend to agree with you on every position. But I would make America a safe place to debate your positions and I will give you an ear and open mind.

— Robert F. Kennedy Jr (@RobertKennedyJr) April 19, 2023

Plus:

🔥 Robert F. Kennedy Jr Announces His Candidacy for President

"This is what happens when you censor somebody for 18 years. I got a lot to talk about. They shouldn't have shut me up for that long because now I'm really going to let loose on them for the next 18 months. They're… pic.twitter.com/5NFNdUSnWz

— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) April 19, 2023

He’s like Eugene McCarthy vs. LBJ, kinda.

Related: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. emerges as frontrunner among declared 2024 Democrats.

TBH, I DON’T ACTUALLY WANT MORE SCREENS: 2024 Porsche Cayenne Gives You More of Everything.

VIDEO: Elon Musk Warns Tucker Carlson: The Feds Are in Your Twitter DMs. “According to Elon Musk, who took over the social media platform last year, government bureaucrats were routinely taking a close look at users’ content.”

READER FAVORITE: DASH Rapid Egg Cooker. #CommissionEarned

WELL, IF YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, MAKE IT A DOOZY: A new single-shot pistol chambered in .45-70 Gov’t.

BOOK OUT MAY 16: ‘BRUTAL MINDS: THE DARK WORLD OF LEFT-WING BRAINWASHING IN OUR UNIVERSITIES.’  If only this were an exaggeration.

INDEED:

The next test flight is supposed to take place “in a few months,” according to Musk, and by then they should know what went wrong at separation (with those failed engines, too) — and have it fixed.

Fail, learn, iterate, succeed.

SAD: Portlandia No More.

Stare wrongly at the wrong homeless person, cut off the wrong car in certain neighborhoods, or just be a bystander when the gangs start shooting, and you could end up dead. Was it always so? Not like this. Crime has skyrocketed since Brownstein’s character asked after the previous life and times of the chicken she was ordering for dinner.

Once a commenter on a story I’d written at a conservative website, after seeing that my bio included Portland, wrote: “Portland? You must feel surrounded.”

It’s true that Portland is blue. It gets a lot of conservative bad press. Urinals were omitted from blueprints for the new mega-million dollar city hall—something about gender neutrality? When Antifa besieged downtown in 2020, resulting in months of rioting and millions in property damage, President Trump offered to send in the National Guard. City hall refused the help, and vilified Trump instead. A Trump fan wearing an insignia was murdered by a rabble rouser who laid in wait at a parking garage. The killer was later gunned-down by federal agents in a Washington State apartment complex parking lot.

Downtown hasn’t recovered. Businesses are still fleeing. Slabs of plywood cover many street-level windows. Intractable homelessness besotting block after block and open-air shooting galleries have turned Portland into a no-go zone for thousands of locals and decimated the tourist and convention trade. The pandemic played a part in creating the current malaise, but that’s over, and there’s been little discernible bounce-back.

Decline is a choice, and one Portland voters make again and again.

THIS SEEMS PLAUSIBLE: Study suggests strong sense of purpose in life promotes cognitive resilience among middle-aged adults.

MICKEY HAS A SAD: Disney Is Set to Eliminate Thousands of Jobs Starting Next Week.

Walt Disney Co. plans to cut thousands of jobs next week, including about 15% of the staff in its entertainment division, according to people familiar with the plans.

The cuts will span TV, film, theme parks and corporate teams, affecting every region where Disney operates, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the details aren’t yet public. Some affected workers will be notified as early as April 24.

These include: ESPN Layoffs To Start Next Week.

There’s been speculation, including from Stephen A. Smith, that no one is safe from incoming layoffs.

We disagree. There’s a list of personalities we can confidently say are, in fact, safe.

The list includes the stars: Stephen A. Smith, Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Adam Schefter, Mike Greenberg, Scott Van Pelt, and Kirk Herbstreit.

And those with the race card firmly in their back pocket: Mark Jones, Bomani Jones, Mina Kimes, the mentally unstable Stanley Verrett, Kendrick Perkins, Ryan Clark, and Domonique Foxworth.

#Privilege.

Also, reported at the end of last month: ABC News Undergoes Round Of Layoffs And Realignment Of Leadership Team.

ABC News underwent a round of staff reductions on Thursday, as the division is impacted by parent Walt Disney Co.’s companywide cuts.

The phased rollout of the job reductions will impact about 50 people total, a figure that includes eliminated open positions, according to a network source.

Related: Coal miners being taught HTML coding as a second career.

—ABC News, May 7th, 2018.

VOTE BY MAIL AND BALLOT HARVESTING ARE BASICALLY MANDATORY, I ASSUME: Bird flu requires urgent national coordinated response, researchers urge.

I’ve gotten so cynical. And yet, probably not cynical enough.

ASKING THE UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS: Where Did All the Biden Illegal Immigrants Go?

In New York City, if the newcomers aren’t put up at the luxury cruise terminal that served the QE2, they could get $700-a-night midtown hotel accommodations with iconic Manhattan views. In Chicago, they found themselves whisked to suburban lodgings. In Denver, officials refer to them discreetly as “guests” and you needn’t bother inquiring about their inns or addresses.

The people enjoying these free digs aren’t privacy-conscious jet-setters, but the secrecy surrounding them might be comparable: They’re some of the millions of migrants who have illegally crossed into the U.S. since the Biden administration relaxed most border controls. 

No one knows exactly how many people have poured across the southwestern U.S. border since President Biden took office, or where they’ve gone since.

Read the whole thing.

GOODER AND HARDER, PORTLAND: Portland’s first Shake Shack hasn’t even opened yet, and it’s already been smashed up.

As Andy Ngo notes, “Portland businesses are regularly targeted by #Antifa & leftists who believe that window smashing challenges capitalism.“

THE EXPERTS ARE A BIT LATE: Experts call for end of universal masking in hospitals, clinics.

BUZZFEED NEWS SHUTTERING OPERATIONS, SHARES PLUNGE:

According to a Twitter post by CNN’s Oliver Darcy, BuzzFeed’s CEO Jonah Peretti told employees via a memo that the company will be reducing headcount by 15% across all departments and shuttering BuzzFeed News.

Related: Should You Learn To Code?

—BuzzFeed, February 10th, 2014.

OH, CANADA: Canadian Experts Blame Climate Change on Capitalism and Whiteness.

AN IVY LEAGUE EXODUS: The number of Jews on major Ivy League campuses has been cut in half or more over the past decade by new elite doctrines that downplay merit in favor of amorphous definitions of ‘diversity’ and ‘privilege.’

Not by accident.

LAUGHING WOLF: Congratulations SpaceX. “The question is already being asked on social media: Was today’s launch a success? The short answer is YES! The longer answer is the subject of today’s post.”

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Hasbro Introduces New ‘Transition Me Elmo’ Doll.

NEW YORK, NY — The creative minds behind the long-running children’s television show Sesame Street have partnered with Hasbro to come up with what they believe will be this year’s hot new toy: the Transition Me Elmo doll.

“This is the perfect toy to give to children of any age!” said Samantha Maltin, Chief Marketing & Brand Officer at Sesame Workshop. “No matter the stage of your child’s development, there’s no wrong time to introduce them to the exciting new world of gender reassignment! Transition Me Elmo will have your youngster questioning their identity in no time!”

Don’t give them any ideas, fellas!

PART II OF CHRIS QUEEN’S DEEP DIVE INTO DESANTIS VS DISNEY: The New Central Florida Tourism Oversight District Board Has a Bold Vision Beyond Merely Serving Disney’s Interests.

STANDING UP AGAINST BIGOTRY: Missouri State U ‘Business Boot Camp’ That Excluded White Males Challenged By Equal Protection Project.

BUT WHAT IS A WOMAN?

Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) highlights the vital work that Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is doing to ensure that "female dummies" are used in vehicle crash testing "to fight the gender inequity among…crash victims." pic.twitter.com/sZj5TqWrnp

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) April 20, 2023