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TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden says Palestinians ‘gotta learn how to shoot straight’ after hospital blast that killed about 500 people.
President Biden told reporters Wednesday that Palestinian terrorists have “gotta learn how to shoot straight” — one day after an explosion outside a hospital in the Gaza Strip.
“I’m not suggesting that Hamas deliberately did it,” the president said at Ramstein Air Base in Germany en route back to Washington after visiting Israel earlier in the day.
“It’s that old thing: Gotta learn how to shoot straight,” Biden went on.
Insert obligatory “imagine the media freakout if Trump had said that” comment here.
The President of the United States says he wants Hamas to learn how to shoot straight. Reflect on that. He wants terrorists to be more accurate when they fire rockets at Israel. His brain belongs at a bingo game eating jello, NOT being the President. pic.twitter.com/0kPzdRLUnN
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 18, 2023
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden In Israel: Senile Joe Says He Served in the Senate with His Secretary of State.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Yikes: Biden Glitches so Badly During a Speech That His Wife Has to Rescue Him.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! How Checked Out is Biden? “Notice that all the nameplates are turned to face Biden. We know Biden has trouble remembering names of cabinet members and others, but is he so far gone that he needs nameplates for his senior national security team? It is possible to find a number of situation room photos from past presidents that have nameplates, but they are never turned to face the president.”
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! AXIOS blows lid off WH “Operation: FFS At Least Keep the Geezer Upright” UPDATE: OMG UAW visit.
Regarding the latter:
Stopped at the picket line just long enough so taxpayers had to pick up the tab for him to crop dust the country with jet exhaust to go tell donors to give him money so he can stop climate change. https://t.co/9a4x885pbK
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) September 26, 2023
WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE? Biden praises ‘Congressional Black Caucus’ during address to Congressional Hispanic Caucus.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden short-circuits during UN speech then gets in a fight with his teleprompter … and loses (watch).
Biden says he wants to work with China on "accelerating the climate crisis" pic.twitter.com/EWxRdvyuew
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 19, 2023
Why oh why can’t his handlers get the adrenochrome dosage right on road trips?
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Staff Pulls Plug on Presser as Biden Goes Over Edge in Vietnam With Confusion, Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers.
He’s talked about this before, but no one can find the film that he’s talking about. Just another one of those things brewed up in the fertile imagination of Joe Biden. What a rambling mess.
Watch as his staff cuts off the press conference even as he’s still answering a question from the podium, that’s how bad it was going. I don’t think I’ve seen this before, cutting him off mid-word. The staff knew that he was completely off the tracks at this point, and they moved to step in. Then they play music to get him off the stage and cover up anything he might be saying.
Apparently it’s tough for his White House handlers to get John Gill’s adrenochrome dosage just right when he’s on a road trip.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden says he hasn’t ‘been able to break’ for East Palestine visit, despite Lake Tahoe getaway and DE trips. ‘I haven’t had the occasion to go to East Palestine,’ Biden says seven months after Ohio train derailment.
Or as America’s Newspaper of Record notes: Nation Torn Between Being Mad Biden Never Shows Up For Work And Being Glad He Never Shows Up For Work.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! OR, TO ASK THE QUESTION IS TO ANSWER IT: Why Is Biden Going Into Hiding on the 9/11 Anniversary?
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden will observe 9/11 in Alaska instead of the traditional NYC, Virginia or Pennsylvania events.
Biden will not participate in any of the observances at 9/11 memorial sites in New York City, Virginia or Pennsylvania. Instead, the president will stop in Alaska for a Sept. 11 observance at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage on his way back to Washington after a trip to Asia.
Biden is scheduled to travel to India from Sept. 7-10 to attend a summit with other world leaders, followed by a stop in Vietnam.
Vice President Kamala Harris and her husband, Doug Emhoff, will participate in the annual observance at the National September 11 Memorial and Museum in lower Manhattan.
First lady Jill Biden will lay a wreath at the 9/11 memorial at the Pentagon.
Alaska reduces the odds of an iPhone capturing yet another Biden gaffe, or worse:
This also gives Harris a chance to act (try not to laugh) as presidential as possible for what will be a widely covered event.
But like John Larroquette at the end of Stripes, would it possible to transfer the (p)resident to Alaska permanently?
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! In the latest in a series of Biden gaffes, he claims he cured cancer.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Joe Biden Falls Apart on Camera During Meeting With Israel’s President.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden stumbles up stairs of Air Force One leaving Finland.
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE: Biden reportedly fumes and spews curses at staff in private: ‘No one is safe.’
Even the left have finally noticed Sundown Joe’s lifelong anger issues: Biden the Angry: NY Mag Puff Piece Inadvertently Reveals He’s Actually Pretty Nasty.
But some die-hard socialists are prepared to explain it all away: Who they really are: Lefties go there cheering Biden for bullying his staff because they had it coming.
UPDATE: Of course, Biden had anger and entitlement issues (and issues with lying) long before entering his late-onset Trunalimunumaprzure phase:
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!
King Charles wondering what the heck Biden is staring at before ushering him across the lawn. pic.twitter.com/xeTYneUjg0
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) July 10, 2023
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! We need a serious conversation about Joe Biden’s brain.
Speaking to reporters Wednesday, President Biden falsely claimed that Russia is at war with Iraq. Russia is at war with Ukraine.
Russian President Vladimir Putin is “clearly losing the war in Iraq,” Biden told the press pool, “losing the war at home. And he has become a bit of a pariah around the world.”
On Tuesday, during an unrelated fundraising event in Chevy Chase, Md., Biden made the exact same slip-up, mistaking Ukraine for Iraq.
“If anybody told you … that we’d be able to bring all of Europe together in the onslaught on Iraq and get NATO to be completely united,” the president said, “I think they would have told you it’s not likely.”
Although many journalists did a fine job this week highlighting the president’s apparent confusion regarding Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, one can’t help but feel as if the news industry as a whole is avoiding the obvious follow-up question. Namely, “Is Biden OK?”
Just think of the media as Democratic Party operatives with bylines, and their silence makes perfect sense.
Evergreen:
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Unwell-Looking Joe Biden Tells on Himself in SCOTUS Comments During Trainwreck MSNBC Interview.
At the end of the interview, something awkward happened. After Wallace thanked him for being on the show, Biden got up before the segment went to commercial break and as the cameras continued to roll:
Bathroom run?
Biden gets out of his seat before the commercials start and awkwardly walks off-set. pic.twitter.com/Ne9BAuXo0t— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) June 29, 2023
I wrote yesterday that I felt Biden wasn’t fit for another term based on his declining health and mental fitness. But it’s not just that. Comments like the ones he made today in response to the ruling are dangerous and do in fact undermine the legitimacy of the court by design, regardless of what he says about packing the court.
He has once again demonstrated his fair weather tendencies on “respecting our institutions” not to mention his rank hypocrisy on the matter.
2024 cannot come soon enough.
If Biden can’t handle the softest of softball interviews without glitching, he has no business pretending he’s still (p)resident.
And it really was a softball interview: Nicolle Wallace Fails to Ask Biden About His Son Hunter’s Guilty Plea During 20-Minute Interview.
TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Report: Biden Says So Many Weird, Incoherent Things That His Own Aides Are Perplexed.
You have to love the idea that randomly pleading for the queen as a US politician ending a speech is just an “old-timey expression.” I’ve got grandparents. I’ve never heard them say that, and you’d expect people from the South to be even more into folksy sayings. Why did Biden actually say what he said? No one knows, and that’s the point.
The [Axios] article in question then dropped this absolute gem of a paragraph. Truly, this might be one of the most amazing things I’ve seen written in the political press public.
Biden’s quirky aphorisms are sometimes weaponized by Republicans to insinuate the 80-year-old president is in mental decline. But Biden has been using unique phrases for years — but even some of his aides aren’t exactly sure what he means by them.
“Weaponized:”
