TO BE FAIR, OZ HAS GONE MAD ON ALL FRONTS:  Aussie Bushfire Madness: Fuel Load Not an Issue, All Climate Change.

HIGHER EDUCATION IMPLOSION UPDATE:  Why Academia Is Doomed.

OH, THEY’RE TRYING:  Xmas fair killer rapped about hating Trump, supported BLM, antisemitic: will be memory-holed soon.

THEY ALWAYS HAVE PLANS:  The left always has plans: “But take it we will”.

But when has a single one of their plans worked? Remember all the five year plans? All the “we will bury you” plans? All the “The west will be red” plans?

The only thing commies and soshes are good at is retconning to make it sound like they planned what happened all along. You’re not required to believe them, though. In fact, given what they peddle, if you believe them you have to ask yourself why.

UN-POSSIBLE. ICE IS A THING OF THE PAST! ELEVENTY!  Arctic Sea Freezes Early, Trapping 18 Ships in Ice Near Russia.

BIDEN AND HIS OWNERS:  Iran’s Oil Exports to China Rebound as Biden Admin Fails to Enforce Sanctions.

SURE. MAKE PEOPLE DIE OF CANCER TO AVOID A BAD FLU:  New York Gov. Kathy Hochul Halts Elective Surgery In Response to Omicron Covid Variant.

For the record, in this sense “elective” means you won’t die in a day without it.

YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME WE HAVE DEMOCRATS IN POWER UFOS BECOME A BIG THING:  Pentagon Creates Office to Examine Unexplained Aerial Sightings.

Is it because we’re all hoping for a ride out of here, or because these people are delivered by UFOs?

CAN YOU HEAR ME ROLLING MY EYES?  Goodwill Embraces Critical Race Theory, Hires “Director of Anti-Racism, Equity, Diversity & Inclusion”.

Yeah. This will be good for the brand. NOT.

MY FRIEND MARTIN SHOEMAKER DECLARED TODAY SHARING DAY: He said if we put one of our books on our facebook pages, he’d share it, to ensure all the people he loves had a happy holiday.  Well I never got around to putting one of mine up, because we’re getting some things finished and… well… But I think turnabout is fairplay. Martin is an even better writer than he’s a friend, and trust me, he’s an excellent friend.

FROM MARTIN SHOEMAKER:  The Last Dance.

At the heart of a mystery unfolding in space, the opposing forces make a treacherous journey between Earth and Mars.

In space, mutiny means death—that’s why Inspector General Park Yerim is taking her investigation so seriously. The alleged mutineer is Captain Nicolau Aames, whose command of the massive Earth-Mars vessel Aldrin has come under fire. The vast System Initiative says he disobeyed orders, but his crew swears he’s in the right.

En route to Mars, Park gathers testimony from the Aldrin’s diverse crew, painting a complex picture of Aames’s character: his heroism, his failures, even his personal passions. As the investigation unfolds, Park finds herself in the thrall of powerful interests, each pushing and pulling her in a fiery cosmic dance.

Corruption, conflicting loyalties, and clashing accounts make it nearly impossible to see the truth in fifty million miles of darkness, and Park faces danger from every direction. All eyes are on her: one way or another, her findings will have astronomical implications for the Aldrin and the future of space travel.

MORE LIKE THIS:  Kevin Sorbo Stood Up to Cancel Culture … and Won.

REHABILITATING THE AMERICAN EAGLE IS A MUST:  At The Zoo.

DIVERSE…. YEAH. LET’S CALL IT THAT:  Fairfax County Public Schools Returns Pornographic Books to School Libraries, Calling them ‘Diverse Reading Materials’.

ABOLISH THE AGENCY, SALT THE EARTH:  FBI Tweets Thanksgiving Message.

RIDICULOUS:  Novavax Developing Vaccine Against Variant That Appeared 72 Hours Ago – Will Be Ready in Two Weeks, Already in Emergency Use Trials in Indonesia and Phillipines.

HONESTLY? I THINK A LOT OF FAMILIES HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE ONE PARENT STAY HOME WITH KIDS:  Jobs Without Workers.

Yes, that parent is usually (though not always) mom.

Look, for decades women have been working at jobs that barely cover child care and job related expenses. They thought they had to. Then they were locked in and learned that by cooking at home and looking after their kids themselves they could survive on one salary.

No, not every woman. But if 25% of married-with-children women decided that it would correlate exactly with what’s going on. And also explain why the left is thoroughly uninterested in exploring or telling the truth about the phenomenon.

THEY’RE NOT INEPT, THEY’RE HOSTILE:  Republican Governors Join Forces to Challenge Biden Administration’s Inept Policies.

WEEEEE!  Senior U.S. General Says Iran ‘Very Close’ to Building a Nuclear Bomb, ‘Variety’ of Military Options on the Table.

CAN WE SHIP BIDEN TO SOME OTHER COUNTRY?  Biden Admin Will Restrict Travel From Seven African Countries Due to New COVID Variant.

I suggest China. They bought him, they can have him. We’ll even wrap him, if they really want it. Put a bow on his head or something. And we’ll throw in the rest of the Junta as a free bonus, gratis, for nothing.

YEAH, BUT ONLY PEOPLE WHO FAIL TO TAN, RIGHT?  Salvation Army Embraces Critical Race Theory: White People Must ‘Sincerely Apologize’ For Racism.

Because…. that’s not racist.  No sale!

WE WILL NOT BE STAMPEDED:  New Covid-19 Variant From South Africa.

Also, this isn’t an epidemic. It’s now endemic in the world population. Lockdowns and masks are completely dumb. And vaccines should be treated as flu vaccines. Get them, should you want to, but otherwise shut up about it.

Yes, sure, people will die. What? People were immortal before? Yes, I might die of it?. Well, we all die of something. Shut up and start living. Only Chinese Emperors were as obsessed with immortality as the Covidiots and even they failed to attain it.

TURKEYS BLAME ELIZABETH WARREN FOR BEING DUMBER THAN THEY ARE:  Elizabeth Warren Blames Turkeys For Inflation Woes.

And domesticated turkeys are very, very dumb.

BECAUSE THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TIMELINE:  Notre Dame Cathedral Restoration is Going Woke.

THE MOST DANGEROUS SITUATIONS ARE THOSE YOU DON’T REALIZE ARE DANGEROUS:  Drowning in Chocolate.

Until it’s too late.

EDITED BY CEDAR SANDERSON:  Can’t Go Home Again.

Men and women who lay their life on the line never escape unscathed, and when the time comes to return home, they find a wall between them, and loved ones. These tales follow those who gather the hope to begin healing, and tearing down the walls that have sprung up between them, and their loved ones. No one ever said it would be easy…