COMPLETELY MEDIA MADE:  Yet Another Man-made Crisis.

I actually have friends who sail. Like sail across the Atlantic and pacific, for the heck of it.  And some years ago I started smelling a rat, at the hysteria over “floating islands of garbage” and the Denver Zoo’s cutesy display of plastic from the ocean and oh, the humanity!

The first rat I smelled is that none of these long term sailors had seen these islands. The second rat is that all the plastic in the displays was obviously not American.

Someone who reads my blog traced the pictures of the “floating islands.”  Would you believe carefully cropped photos of flood and tsunami debris?

I understand the beaches in Asia, where that “Ocean plastic” was harvested are pretty filthy — particularly in China — but beaches aren’t deep ocean.

In other words, guys, if after all their “climate is ending” hysteria, followed by Covidiocy you jump on this panic or believe a single word these chapeux-de-derrieres proclaim, you deserve to get it good and hard.

We’re not in a time for Trust but Verify. We’re in a time for “if the authorities tell you the sky is blue, assume it’s pink, or purple with polka dots, or any color but blue.” You will, alas, rarely be wrong.

THE CRAZY LEFT’S OPPOSITION TO NUCLEAR ENERGY TELLS YOU WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT:  Germany To Shut Down All Remaining Nuclear Plants, Forcing Reliance On Fossil Fuels.

Climate Shegimate. They just want to make energy super expensive so other people* freeze in the dark.

*In their heads it’s always other people, and this gratifies both their unearned superiority and their sadism.  Unfortunately for them, if allowed to run away with this nonsense, it always turns out they are, in fact, “other people.”

WEIRDLY THE CATASTROPHE TEH GRAUNIAD IS WORRIED ABOUT IS NOT THE DEATH OF SPELLING:  Three Years Till The Guardian’s Global Climate Catastrophe.

EVERY SUNDAY — SOMETIMES MONDAY — I HAVE A PROMO POST FOR MOSTLY INDIE WRITERS:  RARE-ISH mONDAY Book Promo And Vignettes by Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

There’s also a vignette challenge, which in the past has launched a half dozen indie novels.

As for the timing…. well, this entire week has been weird.

WELL, DUH:  More Evidence: Glaciers Existing Today Were Absent For Nearly All Of The Last 10,000 Years.

AND THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE, AGAIN:  Arctic Ocean Warming Began Already In Early 20th Century, Meaning Natural Factors Strongly At Play, Not CO2.

YOU WANT TO PISS ALL OVER SOMETHING? GO MAKE YOUR OWN THING TO PISS ON:  Marisa Tomei wanted to make Spider-Man’s Aunt May a lesbian.

No more woke remakes. Not.A.Single.One. It’s not innovative, it’s not creative, it’s not amazing, it’s not stunning-brave. It’s boring. It’s annoying. And it’s stupid. But mostly stupid.

HE’S A BIT OVER-OPTIMISTIC, BUT THE GENERAL FEEL IS RIGHT:  America’s Christmas Present Is All the Democrats’ Dreams Dying.

HE’S A LAME USURPER:  Looking around: France doubles down on nuclear energy; omicron in NYC and London; is Biden already a lame duck?

What’s  worse, Kamala which was their great non-white hope, is even lamer. And they don’t know what to do.

#TEAMHEADSONPIKES ALSO POSSIBLE. DON’T START NONE, WON’T BE NONE:  Air Travel Vaccine Mandate Possible Says Biden.

Now is the time for the sane –?– members of the Brandon Junta to fade quietly stage left, before the citizens really lose their cool. Even the lamb-like Europeans are rebelling. Don’t try us too high. Look, you can always go off to your spiritual homeland in China. We will be good and not stuff apples in your mouths. No matter the temptation. In the spirit of goodwill, we’ll punch air holes in the containers we send you to China in. We just think Xi should get what he bought.

LO AND BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Defense claims entrapment in the Whitmer kidnapping plot case.

WE REMEMBER, WE CREATE, WE WARN. THINK OF US AS YOUR THREE AM PANIC ATTACKS: Más se perdío.

THE JUNTA IS AT WAR WITH THE COUNTRY:  Unvaccinated Marines claim COVID mandate ‘purge’ as all religious exemption bids are denied.

3,080 requests for religious exemptions have been reviewed, 0 have been approved. In America we had freedom of religious conscience. But the Junta is not American.

MS. WALLACE? THERE’S ANTI-PSYCHOTICS FOR THAT:  ‘I’m a Fauci groupie,’ MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace declares.

OH, IT’S JUST#TEAMHEADSONPIKES WHITTLING:  Biden’s comments about air travel create massive instability in America.

LET THEM, AS PART OF THE “STAY IN CALIFORNIA” PROGRAM:  Beverly Hills Residents Clamor to Purchase Guns, Ammo and Personal Security Guards.

Heaven knows we don’t want them in flyover.

ABOUT TIME:  Senate Republicans Moving to Ban Federal Funds for Cities and States That Let Non-Citizens Vote.

Though arresting their traitorous rulers should happen soonest.

Look at it this way. It might save them from #teamheadsonpikes.

NOT guaranteed, but could happen.

I’D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT MAXWELL DIDN’T KILL HERSELF:  Ghislaine Maxwell Found Guilty on Five of the Six Charges in Sex Trafficking Case.

IF YOU DON’T ACQUIESCE THAT EVERY RACE IS SUPERIOR TO “WHITE” YOU’RE A RACIST. QED:   AZ State U. Students Disciplined For Harassing White Student Post Bizarre Video Accusing School of Racism.

Teach your children well, no matter their color.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT: Barbarella #6   #CommissionEarned

She is known only as “the Lady.” Her identity, her origins, even her rise to power, are shrouded in utter mystery. And make no mistake, that’s purely intentional. That she rules increasingly larger portions of the galaxy with an iron grip and a wave of fear is not remotely in question. Why she wants to wipe out every human is. And why Barbarella is targeted to be the first and most important human to die is the deadliest question of all!

(For some reason, the blurb leaves out that this issue is about Vix, Barbarella’s fox-pet. And it was an amazing amount of fun to write. No, really. Trust me.)

IN CHINA EVERY ACCUSED PERSON IS GUILTY, THE ONLY THING TO BE DETERMINED IS THEIR CRIME:  China’s AI attorney claims to prosecute crimes ‘with 97% accuracy’.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Spice found in curries can improve men’s fertility, study reveals.

THE COUNTRY CENSORSHIP IS IN THE VERY BEST OF HANDS:  “False information” according to Instagram.

THIS, TO BE FAIR:  Stop insulting us with phony social distancing theatre!

WE STAND READY AND ABLE TO CROSS A FREEZING RIVER TO KILL THE ENEMIES OF FREEDOM ON CHRISTMAS MORNING:  Merry Christmas . . . and Happy Save the Revolution Day.

Remember Americans have a very slow boil. But when we boil, we’re unstoppable. Why do you think the Junta is sniffing the air and starting to panic?
I’m still hoping we get through this with a very low butcher’s bill. I’m not holding my breath though. They are very stupid and very panicked.