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Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds
September 30, 2024
MY SERVICE IS STILL FINE. But I was at the Verizon store today to pick up my my new iPhone 16 Pro (review forthcoming) and there was a steady stream of people who had no service. When will the Verizon outage be fixed? Here’s what we know.
EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: Preterm births rising in United States. “The rise dovetailed with an increase in some factors that make an early delivery more likely, including rates of diabetes, sexually transmitted infections and mental health conditions, along with a corresponding decline in factors that protect against it.”
A VERY OLD KIND OF WISDOM: “It’s a very old kind of ‘wisdom’ that the contemporary world has walked past.”
IT ONLY AFFECTS ICKYY RED-STATERS THEY’D RATHER DIED OUT ANYWAY: The entire Biden-Harris Cabinet is missing in action on Hurricane Helene disaster response.. “Zero Cabinet-level officials are on the ground in the American South.”
UPDATE (From Ed): Missing in action?! Why the man himself says he was “commanding” — and on the phone for two hours!
"I was on the phone for two hours" as a response to Americans dying in floods ought to be remembered as one of the most shameful statements ever uttered by an American president. https://t.co/VbEe7uey3p
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) September 30, 2024
KAMALA’S KATRINA:
Reporter calls out Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for not being in DC to coordinate the Hurricane Helene response.
Biden spent the weekend in Delaware, while Kamala was fundraising in California pic.twitter.com/E79TuUgdek
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) September 30, 2024
WE’VE SEEN HOW ISRAEL WEAPONIZED PAGERS, CAN’T LET CHINA WEAPONIZE OUR CARS: Is your car safe? Biden’s new ban could wipe Chinese tech off the road. “While the full report can be found on the Department of Commerce notice, the breakdown by the White House highlighted systems which could control or correct vehicle movement, any data collection on driver and/or passengers, all cameras, sensors, autonomous driving software, and anything which could record and/or send information about American infrastructure.”
IT’S WORKING FOR ME: Massive Verizon outage — live updates and what to do with iPhone in SOS.
EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY:
NEW: Privately owned helicopters are delivering supplies to stranded victims as the government is "nowhere to be found" after Hurricane Helene demolished the Southeast.
Locals are volunteering their time and money to help Americans in need.
"Today, myself and my family cooked… pic.twitter.com/Ur9v04N9sp
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 30, 2024
Related:
@NC_Governor post videos from some kind of safe, isolated operation room or podium.@GovRonDeSantis is on the ground everywhere
Am I being unfair? Maybe it's not safe for the governor of North Carolina to be oit there. let's see what happens in the next couple days.
I sense… pic.twitter.com/oPzIcJKwmH
— Never Tread on Me Vikov (@NeverTreadOnWe) September 30, 2024
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CHEERFUL NEWS: Your cells are dying. All the time.
BUGS, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US! Like human shoppers, bees have irrational biases when choosing flowers to feed on.
WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: VA makes emergency telemedicine available nationwide.
SHOT:
The modern economy rests on a single road in Spruce Pine, North Carolina. The road runs to the two mines that is the sole supplier of the quartz required to make the crucibles needed to refine silicon wafers.
There are no alternative sources known. From Conway’s Material World: pic.twitter.com/mYfrfub8dw
— Ethan Mollick (@emollick) March 9, 2024
CHASER:
I have asked for pictures on facebook. I joined the Let’s Talk #SprucePine #NC page. 12K+ Hundreds of families have loved ones unaccounted for…the roads into Spruce Pine are not passable. Bridges are collapsed. People are scared and desperate. Spruce Pine needs the… pic.twitter.com/FttEYIW3Ai
— Gretchen Smith🇺🇸 (@MAGAgpsmith) September 28, 2024
UPDATE (From Ed):
You’re about to hear “don’t politicize hurricanes” from the people who ran on “George Bush hates black people because Katrina” https://t.co/PBXt3qIA59
— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) September 30, 2024
DEMOCRATS ARE VIOLENT CHILDREN, CONT’D: Kari Lake’s daughter assaulted at Arizona State U. voter registration drive.
HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Med school prof claims there are student ‘concerns’ over Israeli student’s ‘participation’ in ‘genocide’ due to IDF service.
WELL, WITH TODAY’S LEFT IT’S MORE LIKE HYDE TO HYDER:
When ideologues fear impending defeat, they often suffer a nervous breakdown resembling a Jekyll/Hyde transformation. Until they can regain their composure the breakdown reveals something unexpected and quite terrifying.
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) September 30, 2024
THIS IS JUST TERRORISM: Protesters Force UC-Berkeley FedSoc Event On Judicial Reform in Israel To Shift Online; Dean Chemerinsky To Pursue Disciplinary Action Against Disruptive Students. Punish them severely, not just with a slap on the wrist. The leftist culture of impunity needs to end.
PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS OFTEN ENCOURAGE THE BULLYING OF NERDS: The public school teacher would like to make the young guy seem like the nerd that “popular” kids shun? If that’s a debate strategy, I hope to detect it in real time.
It won’t be hard.
“I’D RATHER HAVE A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER IN THE FBI.” The FBI Raided the Wrong Home—the Government Refuses to Pay for the Damage. “The FBI had a warrant—for a house with a different address number on a different street. Now, the Institute for Justice (IJ) is asking the U.S. Supreme Court to revive their lawsuit for accountability, which has been thrown out by the lower courts.”
Classical reference in headline.
EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: Longshoremen’s union says port strike on East Coast to start Tuesday.
ADHERING TO OUR ENEMIES: The Left Wails in Mourning for Nasrallah.
THIS WASN’T AN ACCIDENTAL OCCURRENCE: The Decline of the Rust Belt and the Loss of Community.