HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:

I ANSWER THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is the “Big Arch” worth eating?

OPEN THREAD: Monday, Monday.

SPACE: SpaceX offers details on orbital data center satellites.

MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Lefty hypocrites’ revolting Cuba vacation is par for the communist course.

HAHA, TRUMP SUCKERS THEM AGAIN:

Do you understand what Trump did today?
He sent ICE to the airports.
They lowered the wait times for travelers, by a LOT.
They weren't wearing masks.
It is a PR win for ICE at a time that the DEMS are digging in their heels to defund ICE.
People LOVE ICE today.
Trump, once…

— MizDonna (@MizDonna69) March 23, 2026

Before ICE: Southwest Florida airport had people waiting HOURS

After ICE: Completely empty lines. Zero wait.

Someone please help me understand how this makes ICE Nazis and why the Left is against this? pic.twitter.com/tPWyNZ7W8X

— Jack (@jackunheard) March 23, 2026

🚨 JUST IN: ICE agents were just spotted actively ASSISTING Americans through TSA at Houston airport

Democrats wanted you to believe ICE was there to TERRORIZE families

In reality, they’re helping, and Americans appreciate it 🇺🇸👏🏻

pic.twitter.com/pIDpFd3KpA

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 23, 2026

So not only did ICE fix the wait lines at Atlanta's airport, now leftists are coming to protest them!!

This is an important microcosm of modern America. Democrats screw things up. We try to fix it. Leftists protest you trying to fix the problem they created.

They hate you and… https://t.co/TX7GtlwBDE pic.twitter.com/TaAbvG0fxV

— Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) March 23, 2026

This is literally the city of Atlanta Police Department.

Not ICE. pic.twitter.com/Ncm8mZu0Ju

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 23, 2026

From Democrats’ shutdown theater to a PR coup for ICE.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? Scientists Identified a Speech Trait That Foreshadows Cognitive Decline. “The findings align with the ‘processing speed theory’, which argues that a general slowdown in cognitive processing lies at the very center of cognitive decline, not a slowdown in memory centers specifically.”

JOHN LUCAS: Stealing an Election as We Watch: Spanberger to Biden: “You think you know how to steal an election? Hold my chablis, and watch what I can do.”

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: New Study Challenges Decades of Alzheimer’s Understanding With Microtubule Discovery.

MICROBIOME NEWS: Could a gut microbe influence muscle strength?

ROBOTAXIS: Your Uber Driver Could Soon Be Replaced by Driverless Rivian R2s.

DANGER, WILL ROBINSON: Virginia Dems’ Gun Control Blitzkrieg Should be a Warning to Gun Owners Nationwide.

WELL, GOOD: Key protein found to protect cartilage, offering new hope for osteoarthritis treatment.

SPACEX COULD USE SOME COMPETITION, BUT ULA ISN’T IT: Once again, ULA can’t deliver when the US military needs a satellite in orbit.

IT’S CALLED PUTTING DOWN YOUR PHONE: People ‘bathe’ in nature to get respite from chaotic news cycle.

MOST GYMS ARE PRETTY WELCOMING: Doctors want more women lifting weights. Experts say welcoming gyms and education would help.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW:

Space https://t.co/kqOhjMYcVe

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 22, 2026

WEIRD HOW NO “MAINSTREAM” #JOURNALISTS HAVE TRIED THIS FOR A STORY:

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out.

Here's how it went:

1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health…

— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) March 23, 2026

HARD TO BEAT THIS ONE:

Looking for a headline that has it all? pic.twitter.com/DwO5abcLsB

— i/o (@avidseries) March 23, 2026

PRIORITIES: Poor-performing California school district shells out $600,000 for ‘rap’ curriculum.

DIVERSITY PROBLEM: University of Kentucky employee donations favored Democrats by nearly 10 to 1.

MAKING CLEAR WHICH SIDE IS WHICH IN IRAN:

IS IT WRONG TO LAUGH?

The fact this former journalist is publishing this lament in the hard-left Nation magazine helps explain the role he himself may have played in destroying the industry that once employed him. https://t.co/9xIt4FuRu0

— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) March 22, 2026

I feel like this guy probably told fired coal miners and steelworkers to “learn to code,” so I’m gonna say not really.

I’M SURPRISED THEY’RE EVEN THAT HIGH, TO BE HONEST: Don Surber: Bad war coverage, bad ratings: TV audiences down 42% from the Persian Gulf War. “Elon Musk, meanwhile, said X broke a record in engagements on the first day of Epic Fury, a record users broke the next day.”

Plus: “People want the news but the cable news channels don’t deliver news. They deliver panels. Usually the panel is a black guy, a white guy and three ladies.”

TO BE HONEST, IT’S NOT A SHOCK AT THIS POINT:

I wasn’t expecting the selling dildos to fund abortions phase of Anglicanism https://t.co/82iQGBFpbq

— 🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 (@nonregemesse) March 22, 2026