MUTINY OF THE CLOWNS: There’s a Mutiny Brewing in the Democratic Party.

SERIOUSLY? Rogue Obama Judge Threatens Trump Over Deporting Venezuelan Gang Members.

A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED: BREAKING: Trump Dismantles Department of Education With New Executive Order.

IT’S A PUZZLEMENT [VIP]: Why Governments and Other Big Organizations Act Like Idiots.

“MOSTLY PEACEFUL” FIREBOMBINGS? CNN Host Compares Anti-Tesla Terror Attacks to Conservative Boycotts.

As several people have commented, we don’t buy Bud Light. We don’t firebomb Bud Light trucks.

SICK: ‘The Daily Show’ Audience Cheers for Domestic Terrorism Against Tesla, Host Defends.

PARDONS INVALID? Legal Analysis: Biden’s Autopen Pardons Are ‘Invalid’.

With the usual caveat that I am indeed not a lawyer (Boss, you looking?) I really suspect that a court would see this as non-judiciable, which is lawyer-speak for “we’re not touching this one.”

STRANDED? STRANDED? WHO COULD POSSIBLY THINK THAT? The Left Is Trying to Cover up That Biden Left Astronauts Stranded.

WHO WAS THE PRESIDENT AGAIN? Biden’s Autopen Scandal Just Got a Whole Lot Worse.

MEET THE PRESIDENT: Is This the Aide Who Abused Joe Biden’s Autopen?

MORE GOOD NEWS TODAY: Judge Slaps Fani Willis With Huge Fine for Corruption in Trump Case.

8D CHESS? Here’s the Brilliance Behind Trump’s Move Declaring Biden’s Pardons ‘Void’.

WATCH: This Is the Strongest Case for Trump’s Tariffs I’ve Heard Yet.

FROM WHERE? PORTLAND, OF COURSE: Fired Oregon Nurse Expressed Interest in Joining Hamas, Posts Hamas War Propaganda.

“I would refuse to treat you. I don’t take care of animals. Dogs. Rats. Vermin of any kind” wrote Camesha Lynn Hart, former RN at OHSU

Former, happily.

AND KEEP DIGGING: Democrats Hit Rock Bottom as Internal Numbers Reveal Total Collapse.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Democrat Civil War Watch: AOC and John Fetterman Duke It Out

SOMEONE WILL WRITE THE 21ST CENTURY “ALL THE KING’S MEN” ABOUT OBAMA AND BIDEN: Now We Know Biden’s Role in the FBI’s Witch Hunt Against Trump.

BUT THEN WHEN DOESN’T TRUMP HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY? Trump Has Something To Say About the Biden Autopen Scandal.

WHO WAS PRESIDENT AGAIN? Explosive Update to Biden Autopen Scandal Reveals Unelected Staffer’s Role.

TAKE THAT, GEORGE BERNARD SHAW: Billionaires and Hunger?

I hate typos I can’t see for an hour.

TO THE STARS [VIP]: Sky Candy Ad Astra.

LIKE DEMOCRATS CAN BE HUMILIATED: Can Democrats Recover From This Humiliation?

BREAKING: Schumer Caves on CR, Blames Trump for His Own Surrender!

Translation: Trump wins again.

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin Responds to Ceasefire Deal.

WHAT HAVE WE BEEN SAYING ABOUT WINNING? Senate Democrats May Already Be Caving on the CR.