YOU CAN’T MAKE THE OCEAN MORE WET: Democrats Don’t Need More Scandals Now, but Here Comes One,

I’m actually pretty sure I’ve seen Buzz Patterson telling that story before, but hell, maybe it was another Clinton Air Force One scandal.

THE NEW TEAM IN BUREAUCRAT WRESTLING: Two Kennedys Tag Team to Expose Billion-Dollar Health Funding Scam.

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? Pass the Big Beautiful Bill — or Be Objectively Pro-Democrat.

“IF I HID IT”: Megyn Kelly Humiliates Jake Tapper for Ignoring Biden’s Decline.

“BUT IT WASN’T ME, HONEST!” : White House Insiders Break Silence on Biden Cancer Cover Up.

TURNING POINT? OR HAS THE WAR COME TO A CRASHING MIDDLE? Trump Spoke with Putin, and Here’s What Happened.

MEDICAL EXPERTS: Biden Cancer Diagnosis Was Likely Covered Up For Years.

One of them being Rahm Emanuel’s brother.

DIDN’T LOONEY TOONS HAVE A BIT ON THIS? Something Doesn’t Add Up About Biden’s Cancer Announcement.

PROVISIONAL GOOD NEWS:

🚨 Breaking: Head of H×mas Muhammad Sinwar confirmed eliminated. He replaced his brother Yahya Sinwar, who was eliminated.

Muhammad Shabana, his second in command and the top candidate to replace him, was also eliminated together with him. pic.twitter.com/fKPNzYvCv1

— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) May 18, 2025

If confirmed, will @SkyNews apologize for its embarrassing hit piece denying Israel had targeted tunnels underneath a Gaza hospital? https://t.co/Au1sdbYwSp pic.twitter.com/Z370ezA6fq

— HonestReporting (@HonestReporting) May 18, 2025

AS NEW JERSEY GOES, SO GOES AOC’S DREAMS: Is the Dems’ Worst Nightmare Coming True?

JAZZ MUSICIAN FINDS OUT: Prof who called Jewish Temples “Synagogues of Satan” Has Been Fired.

He says he’s a victim of anti-semitism.

IF ONLY TRUMP KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT DIPLOMACY: Trump Doctrine Demolishes Decades of Failed Foreign Policy.

TRUMP IS SUCH A DUMMY: Trump Just Made a Huge Move on Tariffs.

There’s a useful rule: any time you think Trump is doing something dumb, ask yourself “But what if he’s actually smarter than me?”

C’MON CHARLIE BROWN! KICK THE FOOTBALL! Let’s 86 the 86 Thing, M’kay?

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WAIT, WHAT? BIDEN’S ADMINISTRATION? Here’s What The Left Won’t Tell You About the Qatar Plane Deal.

WHO WAS DRIVING: Biden’s Autopen Pardons May Just Get Invalidated.

Honestly, I’d bet an actual 58¢ American cash money that Biden comes out to say “of course I meant to pardon those people,” and that will be the end of it. But the shrieking should be fun.

I ENJOY ANY TIME THOMAS ASKS QUESTIONS: Justice Thomas Destroys the Case for Nationwide Injunctions With One Devastating Question.

Of course, the next question is which justices will realize they’ve been destroyed.

WATCH: Senate Dem Tries to Score Political Points Using a Terminally Ill Constituent.

HE HAD IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO! AND HE WAS RIDING A BIKE! Bombshell Revelation Exposes Pete Buttigieg’s Role in Reagan Airport Crash.

CHEAPER THAN A NISSAN? How the Leftist Mob Inspired Me to Buy a Tesla.

BUT TRUMP! Okay… Here’s the Truth About the Qatar Jumbo Jet Story.

MORE WINNING: So Much for the Recession Democrats Were Rooting For.

MIND SUDDENLY FOCUSED: Multiculturalism Fail: Britain Makes a U-Turn on Immigration.

NO KIDDING: It Turns Out That Even More of Joe Biden’s Jobs Creation Numbers Were Fake.