SHE JUST TRIED TO KILL HIM. WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL? Renee Good’s Family Sues the Government. Here’s Everything That Blows Up Their Case.

VENEZUELA 9 MONTHS LATER: Pressure, Protests, Power Outages… and a U.S. Military Base?

MR FROG, MEET MR SCORPION. HE NEEDS A RIDE:Platner’s Replacement Nukes His Campaign With Disgusting Holocaust Remark.

DEFINITELY DON’T GET DEPRESSED: CNN’s Data Guru Just Dropped Brutal Numbers for the Democrats’ Midterm Dreams.

RECOMMENDED: Republicans Need to Put This in a National Ad Right Now.

I WANT TO FAIL LIKE THAT, EVEN ONCE: SpaceX ‘Failure’ Makes Big Bank — $200 Million in the First Year.

I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING: Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Has Gone Completely Nuts With This Move.

BUT CAN THEY HEAR HIM? Frank Luntz Just Gave Democrats Devastating News About the Midterms.

HASAN PIKER: This Is the Perfect Metaphor for the Democrats’ Hasan Piker Problem.

POOR THINGS: CNN Has Total Meltdown Over Trump Showing Xi the Autopen Photo.

JUDENREIN IS NOT A NICE SLOGAN: The New Normal? Knife-Wielding Man Shouting ‘Heil Hitler’ Chases Jewish Student in NYC.

I can’t help but think Jews have a perfect case for concealed carry in New York.

AGAIN? OR STILL? Trump Made Democrats Look Stupid Again.

IRAN SIEGE UPDATE (VIP): Siege: Nothing Happens Until It All Happens.

HIGH POINT OF MY DAY: CNN Insiders Are Panicking Over This Bombshell Development.

BREAKING: Palestinian Terrorist Shoots Israel’s U.S. Ambassador’s Son

MARIA WHO? Venezuela: Trump and Delcy Pose for a Picture. María Corina Machado Denied Entry.

DON’T GET COCKY DISCOURAGED: Fake Trump Approval Numbers Are Coming. Like, REALLY Fake.

QUELLE SURPRISE: Now We Have Proof That the FBI Protected Biden in Classified Docs Case.

OF COURSE THAT’S DIFFERENT: WATCH: CNN Wanted Biden to Ban Fox News From the White House.

THE BUFFOON TRUMP DOES IT AGAIN: Trump Secures a HUGE and Historic Deal with Greenland.

THIS WEEK’S SKY CANDY (VIP): Restful Sky Candy.

DAY ENDING IN “Y”? More Humiliating News for Kamala Harris.

CLAUDE RAINS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT: James Talarico’s Lesbian Minister Just Outed Him.

OR ASSUME THEIR FOLLOWERS CAN’T: Democrats Still Don’t Know How to Read Charts.

OR OTHER LIVING THINGS: James Talarico Shouldn’t Be Allowed Near Children.