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But don’t just pray for them. Defend them and avenge them. Curtis LeMay rules.

OPEN THREAD: Ring out the weekend.

YES.

Lessons must be taught.

WHEN “PROTECTING DEMOCRACY” TRANSLATES AS “PROTECTING BUREAUCRACY:”

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THEY WILL HAVE TO LIVE BY THEIR NEW RULES:

CONSERVING CONSERVATISM MOST CONSERVATIVELY:

I’m so old, I can remember “nationalize all the things” was strictly the province of far-left sites such as the Nation and Jacobin magazine, which over the years ran assorted cris de cœur about wanting to nationalize the news industry, Hollywood, and Amazon.com. But such an attitude is entirely consistent with Bulwark founder Bill Kristol’s worldview in the Trump era: The Dirty Truth Behind Bill Kristol’s ‘Private’ Funding.

 

I GUESS STUFF LIKE THIS IS WHY THE WORD “RETARDED” IS COMING BACK INTO VOGUE:

Related: Freddie de Boer: “The R-Slur,” Inner Circle and Outer: Stop asserting social consensus about language rules when it doesn’t exist.

UPDATE: Link to de Boer’s Substack should now be working.

INTERBREEDING: Scientists date remains of an ancient child that resembles both humans and Neanderthals. No one could resist us sexy, sexy Homo Sapiens. “When the humanlike child was discovered, scientists noted that some of their attributes—including body proportions and jawbone—looked Neanderthal. The researchers suggested that the child was descended from populations in which humans and Neanderthals mated and mixed. That was a radical notion at the time, but advances in genetics have since proven those populations existed—and people today still carry Neanderthal DNA.”

THE ATLANTIC TRIES – AND FAILS – TO ASK THE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS: Wait, Who Is Posting Those Unflattering J. D. Vance Memes?

Of course, people love making memes that portray their political adversaries as hapless and incompetent. That’s not exactly what’s happening with these images of Vance. The memes are going viral on the left-wing internet. But they are equally, if not more, popular on the right. Explicitly pro-Trump accounts on X that otherwise spend their time bashing liberals are posting embarrassing memes of their party’s second in command.

No, the right doesn’t appear to be posting unflattering memes of Vance because it has turned on him. As I wrote when Vance joined the Republican ticket, he uniquely appeals to various factions across the party. The online right, in particular, has long appreciated Vance’s recognition of it (he follows some of its most prominent accounts on X, such as Bronze Age Pervert).

So why is the right willing to make fun of one of its own with memes? One user on X who goes by the name Aelfred the Great and frequently shares right-wing memes has been posting and reposting the unflattering viral images of the vice president. “They’re just funny,” he told me when I asked him about them. For what it’s worth, Vance seems to agree, or at least says he does. On Thursday, he told a reporter for The Blaze that he thinks the memes are “funny.” Others on the right swear that by posting images of Vance as a man-baby, they’re actually helping him. “The right is having so much fun roasting Vance’s baby fat that it’s just completely neutered the left’s capacity to make fun of him,” one right-wing account, @martianwyrdlord, wrote in a post that garnered about 22,000 likes on X. “This feels like a precursor to Vance’s inevitable presidency,” Auron MacIntyre, a prominent MAGA influencer, posted. “He will have been so thoroughly memed that he becomes immune to the effect before ever entering office.”

It wouldn’t be the first time that politicos have tried something like this. TheDark Brandon” memes of Joe Biden and the coconut-pilled memes of Kamala Harris initially started out as right-wing attempts to denigrate the Democrats. “Dark Brandon” caricatured Biden’s reputation on the right as a doddering old man by imagining that he harbored a secret personality as a cold-blooded killer. And “coconut-pilled” began when the right harped on a clip of Harris recounting how her mother had once said the phrase “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree.” Harris then awkwardly laughed.

Yeah, how did that work out for Biden when his hyper-online handlers tried to place him in a real-life “Dark Brandon” meme?

Different leftist, but Ali Breland comes across much like the Atlantic’s Emma Green when she interviewed Kyle Mann of the Babylon Bee in 2021:

[Emma] Green: You guys wrote an article in January 2020 that was shared roughly 3 million times, claiming that Democrats called for the American flag to be flown at half-staff when the Iranian general Qasem Soleimani was killed in an American strike.

What makes this funny? I know that’s the worst question to ask somebody who writes jokes.

[Kyle] Mann: It’s funny because General Soleimani died and then they called for flags to be flown at half-mast. Get it?

Green: But that’s what I’m saying. Besides just saying the joke again, what makes it funny?

Mann: Do you want me to explain the joke to you? Because the joke is that General Soleimani died and Democrats were sad.

If you don’t know why that’s funny, then you’re not the audience for the joke. The funniest part is that it got fact-checked because it was so believable that Democrats would do that. That’s a real honor.

As Frank J. Fleming tweeted at the time,  “The interviewer comes off sounding like Data. ‘I don’t understand. Why is this making you laugh, Captain.’”

(Note that this cluelessness, feigned or genuine, isn’t exclusive to leftists at the Atlantic when they interview someone on the other side of the aisle: Whoa: NPR Host Interviews Greg Gutfeld, Fights With Him Over ‘Racist’ Asian Joke.)

The Atlantic apparently can’t, or doesn’t want to understand why the right are having fun with Vance, the same way they did for Trump during the run-up to 2016, by creating fantasy memes for Vance as a rock star or superhero. Creating those memes in 2016 required skill with Photoshop. Today, it’s often just typing in a series of prompts for Grok or ChatGPT 4o.

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