Archive for 2024

RECALIBRATE POLLING RESULTS AT ONCE — THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

(Bringing new meaning to Glenn’s recurring “Don’t Get Cocky” Insta-phrase.)

BEFORE THE PICTURES GOT SMALL: Hollywood’s “Fake” Mid-Atlantic Accent Debunked! (Video.)

(Classical allusion in headline.)

STILL A FEW BUGS IN THE SYSTEM: Incomplete Tianlong-3 Ripped Off Parts of Rocket in Accident. “The Chinese Tianlong-3 rocket ripped off parts of the rocket when it broke free of the test stand. It was supposed to be held in place in the test. The rocket was not complete without grid fins. There were pieces falling off when it broke free and the engines did not sound correct and there were no fins to stabilize the flight. The rocket was months from being complete.”

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

Shot: ‘Age Has To Be Managed:’ Mika Brzezinski Throws Biden’s Staff Under The Bus For Poor Debate Performance.

—The Daily Caller, today.

Chaser: White House And ‘Morning Joe’ Blast Wall Street Journal Report That Joe Biden “Shows Signs Of Slipping.”

Deadline Hollywood, June 5th.

Mika is no doubt choosing her words very carefully in this late Soviet-era of the DNC, given that the show she co-hosts is both Biden’s favorite, and one of his boss’s, as well.

GEORGE MF WASHINGTON: The (De)Population Bomb.

U.S. birth rates have plummeted, and what we face in 2024 is not “over-population”, but “de-population.”

And here it seems that the environmental activists, Leftists all, have finally outsmarted themselves.

A declining population is catastrophic for the Leftist project. For one thing, it threatens to destroy the welfare state Ponzi scheme, which is dependent on an ever-growing supply of young workers to pay into the system. For another, a declining population reduces the chances that the human race will produce the sort of game-changing scientists and entrepreneurs who will one day develop the ability to solve complex environmental problems without bankrupting all the nations of the Earth and casting billions into poverty and despair.

The way I see it, there’s really only one option left if we want to save the planet…

Sex!

It’s certainly worth trying — again and again.

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: David Thompson is going “Between the Thighs” — and apparently, so is the British taxpayer:

Speaking, as we were, of Clown Quarter academics and their relentless intellectual thrusting, I bring you this:

A PhD researcher is “investigating pole dancers’ digital media practices,” with funding from the taxpayer, the Telegraph can reveal.

“Digital media practices” sounds so much more scholarly than, say, tarts who use OnlyFans. Naturally, this is being done “through an intersectional feminist framework.” One that “centres lived experience.” So lofty stuff, and rigorous to boot.

The researcher behind this colossal undertaking informs us,

“As someone who frequently practices pole dancing for recreational purposes and also has some experience of online sex work…

Quiet at the back. Don’t make me flick the lights on and off.

Really looking forward to the next edition of Peter Hitchens’ The Abolition of Britain, which continues to write itself.

THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE:

Plus: “The changes mean that the department will now help all people who are in abusive relationships, not just women.”