NICE:
Flying over the city of Los Angeles:
"Thank U Trump ❤️ from Iranian People" pic.twitter.com/BOCsTaUNbw
— Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) March 1, 2026
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March 1, 2026
GOOD START:
Today on a Tehran train, a morality police officer attempted to bully women for going without hijabs. This time, they had backup. Fellow female passengers rose up, screaming until the officer was forced off the train to cheers and applause.
This is how it's done! pic.twitter.com/9lmilehBbE
— Pamela Hensley🇺🇸 (@PamelaHensley22) March 1, 2026
ON TONIGHT’S TOP GEAR, THE STIG POWER TESTS JAGUAR’S NEW RECREATION OF THEIR LEGENDARY D-TYPE THAT WON LE MANS IN 1957!
Much like Anheuser-Busch producing a Super Bowl commercial with Clydesdales, eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird,” and good ole boys rather than Dylan Mulveney, presumably Tata Motors, the Indian company that owns Jaguar is reissuing some of their classics and inviting drivers like Ben Collins to film road tests for YouTube in the hopes that they can put this 2024 monstrosity behind them:
From December: Report: Executive Who Spearheaded Jaguar’s Woke Genderbender Rebrand Fired, Escorted Out of Building by Security.
BECAUSE THEY HATED LIMBAUGH, AND MERELY FOUND KHAMEINI DISTASTEFUL:
WHY, INDEED?:
NOAH POLLAK: “One of Trump’s greatest legacies will be how he blew up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure on terrorism.”
One of Trump's greatest legacies will be how he blew up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure on terrorism. As the era of Islamic terrorism began in the 1970s, western countries (very much including Israel) spun up all kinds of pseudo-sophisticated theories…
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) February 28, 2026
Blowing up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure is pretty much Trump’s wheelhouse, as Glenn wrote in 2022: Donald Trump and America’s New Class War.
THE GOODBYE LOOK:
Chinese are now leaving Iran like crazy, the price of a one-way ticket to Beijing has gone up to 3M Yuan ($425,000). What are the Chinese so afraid of? According to a Taiwanese news, they have done too many bad things in Iran (such as helping Iranian regime to crack down the… pic.twitter.com/wLzel5XBQB
— Bin Xie (@bxieus) March 1, 2026
IT’S SATIRE…OR IS IT?
Satire is best when it's indistinguishable from reality https://t.co/nIkXzhdFfv
— Stephen Pollard (@stephenpollard) March 1, 2026
STAND DOWN… AND LIVE: Trump offering immunity to IRGC, Iranian military and police forces.
ITS ORIGIN AND PURPOSE, STILL A TOTAL MYSTERY: 3 dead, 14 injured in Austin shooting; suspect identity confirmed as Senegal national.
Three people are dead and 14 others are injured following a mass shooting at Buford’s on West 6th Street early Sunday, officials said. The suspect was fatally shot by police officers at the scene.
CBS News has confirmed the identity of the suspect as Ndiaga Diagne, a naturalized American citizen born in Senegal.
The FBI is now involved with the investigation into the shooting, authorities confirmed at a press conference around 9:30 a.m. Sunday morning.
It takes Austin’s CBS affiliate 16 paragraphs to get to these details:
NEW: Texas gunman, who killed 2 and injured 14 at a bar, identified as Ndiaga Diagne, a U.S. citizen born in Senegal.
Diagne was wearing a shirt that said "Property of Allah" with an undershirt referring to Iran, according to multiple sources.
— BNO News (@BNONews) March 1, 2026
BREAKING: @FoxNews has obtained a photo of the Austin, TX mass shooter, armed & wearing a sweater that says “Property of Allah”. He has not been identified by authorities, but multiple federal law enforcement sources tell FOX he is a 53-year-old naturalized US citizen who was… pic.twitter.com/YjyT8sIuBr
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) March 1, 2026
Related:
“Transgenders across the country breathe a sigh of relief as the latest mass shooter turned out to be just a good old fashioned Muslim terrorist” pic.twitter.com/Bfrob9ol4c
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) March 1, 2026
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Shot:
In 1964, the first heroic period of the Space Age was just opening; the United States had set the Moon as its target, and once that decision had been made, the ultimate conquest of the other planets, appeared inevitable. By 2001, it seemed quite reasonable that there would be giant space-stations in orbit round the Earth and—a little later—manned expeditions to the planets. In an ideal world, that would have been possible: the Vietnam War would have paid for everything that Stanley Kubrick showed on the Cinerama screen.
—Excerpt from Arthur C. Clarke’s 1982 epilogue to his 1968 novelization of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Chaser:
Just think, we could have built two miles of high speed rail for what this is going to cost us
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) February 28, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
FUN:
Hacking Iranian state TV and forcing Trump + Netanyahu to speak directly to the people is one of the most savage psychological moves I’ve seen in any modern conflict. The regime spent decades controlling every screen in the country, and now the same TV that preached “death to…
— Viral YouTube Videos (@viral_youtubes) March 1, 2026
“We control the horizontal and the vertical.”
SO WE WON’T BE HEARING MUCH ABOUT THIS SHOOTING:
The most terrifying part of this entire sentence are the words “naturalized US citizen”.
We let this guy into our country, handed him paperwork that said “congratulations, you’re an American now!” made him eligible to vote in our elections, and he took all these things, turned… https://t.co/G6fyS2wDb1
— Christian Heiens 🏛 (@ChristianHeiens) March 1, 2026
DEATHS ONLY MATTER IF THEY CAN BE USED AGAINST REPUBLICANS:
We lost three Alabama national guardsmen and 47 more wounded in Syria to an Iranian drone attack under the Biden admin and you and your scumbag friends in the media didn’t say fuckall.
Maybe keep our troops names out of your fucking mouth. https://t.co/nOSwcWqcap— 7% NaCl (Salty) (@TwoRulesOfWar) March 1, 2026
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AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah https://t.co/5cVoMONQYF pic.twitter.com/y543EeiDSp
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 28, 2026
WHAT DO THEY EAT WHEN THEY CAN’T GET HOBBIT? Mosquitoes have been sucking our blood for 1.8 million years.
HEH, INDEED:
China's anti-stealth radar detects the presence of stealth aircraft by exploding, thus alerting defenders that a stealth aircraft is definitely in the area. pic.twitter.com/BBxKUjI6Ft
— Space Koala (@SpaceKoala) March 1, 2026
WE WIN. THEY LOSE:
One of Trump's greatest legacies will be how he blew up a half-century of western diffidence, restraint, and failure on terrorism. As the era of Islamic terrorism began in the 1970s, western countries (very much including Israel) spun up all kinds of pseudo-sophisticated theories…
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) February 28, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
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