BREAKING: Jussie Smollett Sentenced for Fake Race Hoax.

ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: Drag Queen Who Says Biden Is a ‘Senile’ ‘White Supremacist’ Scheduled To Perform at Dem Retreat.

OLD SCHOOL: Fight Communism With Capitalism.

LOGIC, HOW DOES IT WORK? 1619 Project founder complains that study proving liberal intolerance is being used to ‘bolster claims of liberal intolerance.’

BREAKING: At Sentencing Hearing Jussie Smollett’s Defense Team Still Claims Convicted Liar Was ‘Attacked’ by a White Man.

LIVE AT 3:30PM EASTERN: ‘Five O’Clock Somewhere’ with Kruiser, VodkaPundit, Special Guest.

BUT THE NARRATIVE! ‘Election integrity’ turns white-hot, and all minorities favor voter ID laws.

DOG BITES MAN: Kamala Harris Completely Botched Her Latest Big Moment on the World Stage.

TRUCKER TAKES TO TIKTOK TO EXPLAIN FUEL PRICES: ‘What Are Y’all Gonna Do Next Month When Your Gallon of Milk Costs $11?’

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: The Federal Government Spent $14 Million Getting Monkeys High, Exposé Reveals. “Not only did this experiment violate federal law by not reporting the spending, but it was also inefficient. If scientists wanted to study the effects of marijuana on human fertility and menstrual cycles, they could have conducted experiments with humans. Recreational marijuana is legal in Oregon, so there would have been no shortage of volunteers to track the effects.”

Where’s the graft in that?

WELL, YES: New Price Data Shows Inflation Expectations Becoming a Problem. “Workers will want larger raises and want them more often. The inflation ‘premium’ will affect interest rates, which means mortgages, car loans, and consumer credit will all go up.”

NO WONDER SOME PEOPLE SAY IT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD: Oops! It Turns Out Lab-Grown Meat Often Contains Real Blood. “It turns out that many lab-grown meat products actually contain a shocking amount of blood. More specifically, they often rely on fetal bovine serum (FBS), or blood taken from unborn cow fetuses.”

I’ll stick with the real thing, thanks.

PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD: RNC Fights Back Against Partisan J6 Committee, Files Lawsuit.

YES: I’ll Take Trump’s Gas Prices Over Biden’s ‘Roaring Economy’ Any Day.

It’s almost comical to consider how Biden proudly and delusionally compared himself to his predecessor, under whom gas prices lived in the $2.00 territory — especially when you consider that Trump’s predictions about Biden being a presidential disaster have proved to be spot-on.

Donald Trump’s tax cuts only helped the rich, Biden said during his address, and now anyone earning less than $400,000 a year doesn’t have to pay any more in taxes. Buying American products is a priority, he added, and my tax plan will lower costs. Oh, and our economy has roared back since my administration took the reins.

Americans didn’t need Glenn Kessler fact-checking these statements to rightly conclude that they’re lies; they feel it at work, the grocery store, and the gas pump. The exorbitant price of fuel sure doesn’t feel like the result of a “made in America” pledge, nor does it feel like a tax cut or a roaring economy.

Even more laughable than Biden’s obvious Pinocchios, however, is how right our ex-president was about the realities of what a Biden presidency would bring.

Don’t forget, we’re still more than two million jobs short of where we were before the (unnecessary) COVID lockdowns crashed the economy.

TREATING CANCER WITH A BANDAID: Biden to Raid Strategic Petroleum Reserve Again.

MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE: Texas election commissioner resigns after 10,000 uncounted ballots found in last week’s primary.

THE UKRAINE WAR, PAID FOR BY AMERICA’S ENVIRONMENTALISTS: Trump Was Right About Dependence on Russian Oil.

PUTTING OUT FIRE WITH GASOLINE: Congress Plans To Spend $1.5 Trillion This Year, Continues To Pretend the Deficit Doesn’t Matter.

Previously: Two quick ways to decrease inflation are to increase interest rates and really drop the level of government spending. The second will work better than the first.

KEVIN DOWNEY JR: Gas Attack: Families Struggle to Make Ends Meet yet Lefties Refuse to Call Out Biden. “The price of gas is insane. Your liberal sister-in-law is blaming Putin’s invasion of Ukraine for the price hike. But facts are kryptonite to our bolshie friends and family.”

NO. NEXT QUESTION? Is this, finally, Kamala Harris’ moment?

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Enemy of the People Media and the Insurrection That Never Was. “President LOLEightyOneMillion and his puppetmasters are working overtime to pin the boss’s incompetence on Vlad the Invader. The Democrats want us all to move into an alternative reality in order to deflect from the disaster that they’ve visited upon the Republic in the form of one Joseph Robinette Biden.”

SOD OFF, SWAMPY: Are Gas Prices Too High? Or Is Your Car Too Big?

PJ MEDIA VIP ROUNDUP: Don’t forget that VODKAPUNDIT promo code if you’ve been thinking of joining us.

Megan Fox: Every Time a Patriotic Country Boy Says ‘No’ to Foreign Wars, Adam Kinzinger Cries. “Something is happening, and the World War III advocates don’t like it one bit. UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell is trending on Twitter and was invited on Tucker Carlson after his remarks on the Russian war went viral. For some reason, sports reporters thought it was a good idea to ask an athlete what he thinks about the Russia/Ukraine conflict. They weren’t prepared for the answer they got.”

Robert Spencer: The Top Ten Scapegoats Biden Has Blamed for His Failures. “Since he started pretending to be president, Biden has blamed an endless series of scapegoats for his steadily spreading dumpster fire. It’s virtually everyone’s fault but his, and he has consistently made sure that Americans have a steady and sober regard for the suffering of their noble, selfless, heroic president, constantly let down by venal, self-serving opportunists and worse.”

Yours Truly: ‘The Batman’ Review: Almost a Masterpiece, Sometimes Frustrating. “Starring the unfairly maligned Robert Pattinson (from those awful Twilight movies), The Batman dares to have ‘The World’s Greatest Detective’ do what no Batman movie had him do before: Actual detective work.”

Plus: It’s the Return of Florida Man Friday.

COVERING THE IMPORTANT STORIES (WITH A PILLOW): Biden Made Some Kinda Racist Comments Today. Did Anyone Care?

BOMBSHELL: NYT Reporter Comes Clean, Admits Lefty Media ‘Were Making Too Big a Deal’ About January 6.