CBS COP SHOW: ‘White Domestic Terrorists’ Angry at Taxes, Gas Prices & Property Rights.

Meanwhile, in the real world: Pro-Abortion Domestic Terrorists Firebomb Wisconsin Pro-Life Non-Profit.

ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS THE NARRATIVE: Antifa Activist Arrested for ‘Racist’ Attacks on Portland Synagogues and Mosque – and Media Erase His Connections.

SHE’LL FIT RIGHT IN: New WH Press Secretary Kept Alleging Trump/Russia Collusion Conspiracy, Called Trump Racist.

PJ MEDIA VIP ROUNDUP: Don’t forget that VODKAPUNDIT promo code if you’ve been thinking of joining us.

Matt Margolis: Democrats Hate Science. ” We’re not having a national discussion about transgender issues, we are being force-fed transgender ideology, and anyone who isn’t willing to deny science is being treated as a bigot.”

Megan Fox: Here’s the Evidence I’d Need to See Before I’d Believe Amber Heard Is Not a Lying Psycho. “Even one corroborating medical record — just one would do.”

Margolis Part II: Trump Builds Walls but Burns Bridges. “Once again, we’ve seen how Trump’s ability to turn allies into enemies is putting him on defense.”

Yours Truly: Russia Victory Day Celebration: Doomsday Averted, Putin Tired, Timid, and Out of Ideas. “It was the kind of by-the-numbers address you’d expect to hear at the peacetime dedication of the new People’s Red Army Memorial Mess Hall at an army base somewhere in Siberia.”

THIS IS CNN? REALLY? CNN Fact Checker Calls Out Biden for Claiming Credit on Deficit Reduction. “The $2.8 trillion deficit in fiscal 2021, when Biden was in office for more than eight months, was $360 billion lower than the $3.1 trillion deficit of fiscal 2020, Trump’s last full year in office. Dale called that ‘certainly substantial,’ but added that the CBO, ‘had estimated at the beginning of Biden’s tenure that the fiscal 2021 deficit would be a decline of more than $870 billion if the Biden administration did not implement new policy.’”

Left unsaid: Biden tried, and has so far failed, to add trillions more in deficit spending.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Dem Abortion Meltdown Isn’t Slowing GOP Midterms Momentum. “Americans in the heartland are no doubt more concerned with the fact that we’ll all be eating cheap ramen if Biden’s economy keeps spinning out of control. People still vote with their checkbooks (Google it, younger readers) more than their genitals, much to the chagrin of the Democratic elite.”

OLD KLEPTOCRAT YELLS AT CLOUD: Russian Space Agency Head Threatens Elon Musk Over Starlink In Ukraine.

Dmitry Rogozin, the head of Roscosmos, posted a message to his Telegram channel, condemning Musk for expanding Starlink’s service to Ukraine, which is facing an ongoing invasion from Russia.

In the message, Rogozin accused Musk of supplying the Starlink dishes to the Ukrainian military, which he described as “Nazis.”

“Elon Musk is thus involved in the supply of fascist forces in Ukraine with military communications,” Rogozin added. “And for this you will have to answer in an adult way, Elon, no matter how you play the fool.”

On Sunday, Musk noticed the menacing message, which prompted him to tweet back: “The word ‘Nazi’ doesn’t mean what he seems to think it does.”

In a separate tweet, Musk also wrote: “If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya,” a likely reference to how Russian President Vladimir Putin has been accused of poisoning his political enemies.

Time to beef up security and hire a taster.

TO BE FAIR, THEY WERE ACTING TERRIFIED BEFORE THE POLL: This New Post-Supreme Court Leak Poll Should Terrify Democrats.

YES, BUT NOT IN THE WAY SHE MEANT IT: Hillary Clinton Says Something True and Accurate for Once.

RACISM, STRAIGHT UP: WashPost Publishes Hit Piece on Black Republican Herschel Walker, ‘Useful Fool.’

GROOMER ALERT: Not Even Your Kids’ Breakfast Cereal Is Safe Anymore.

BIAS IS FAIRNESS: Utah Was Warned Racial Rationing of COVID Drugs Was Illegal. It Did It Anyway.

BECAUSE OF COURSE: Facebook Blocks Christian Children’s Book Publisher From Advertising.

PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD: Blake Masters takes HACK who deliberately used wrong email to ‘fact-check’ his hit-piece APART in MERCILESS thread.

CONFLICT OF INTEREST: Here’s What Biden Doesn’t Want You to Know About His New Press Secretary.

HMM: Rumble says it’s under ‘unprecedented attack’ ahead of ‘2000 Mules’ launch. “The documentary ‘2000 Mules’ is expected to ruffle more than a few feathers. It tackles the ultra-controversial subject of the November 2020 presidential elections and claims to provide rock-solid evidence of ballot stuffing and fraudulent electoral practices in several key states.”

IT’S THE KIND OF STORY YOU HOPE DOESN’T PAN OUT… BUT IT DOES SOUND VERY PUTIN: Camps Discovered in Russia House Thousands of Ukrainians Forcibly Removed From Home.

CHANGE: MSNBC Removes Host Chuck Todd’s ‘Meet The Press Daily’ From Cable Lineup.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Already Unhinged Abortion Cretins Sink to New Lows. “I hate to begin the week with this, but I’ve got some bad news for the optimists out there: the rift between the right and the left in America isn’t going to get better. In fact, it’s not really a rift anymore. It’s more of a widening ideological chasm that will no doubt soon reach Grand Canyon proportions.”

WINNING: Anti-CRT Candidates Stomp Leftists in Texas School Board Elections.

A MOSTLY PEACEFUL FIREBOMBING: Pro-Abortion Domestic Terrorists Firebomb Wisconsin Pro-Life Non-Profit.

THE HIGH PRICE OF GETTING RID OF MEAN TWEETS: Biden Copies Trump Proposal To Refill Oil Reserves, But Spends Way More Doing It.

OUR WEAPONIZED, PARTISAN BUREAUCRACY: Now the FTC Is Going After Musk Over Twitter.

ESCALATE TO DEESCALATE: Don’t Be Surprised if Putin Tries to Make May 9 a Day That Will Live in Infamy

THIS IS CNN? REALLY? CNN Sees Biden’s Political Troubles as Nearly Unfixable.