BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  New Study Exposes Extensive Lies and Fabrications in Amnesty’s Anti-Israel “Apartheid” Report .

AND THERE IS STILL SOME:  Our Culture, What There Is of It.

MAYBE THEY OUGHT THINK ABOUT GETTING ASTRONAUTS TO THE MOON?  NASA testing futuristic spacesuits that keep astronauts safe on the moon.

Okay, never mind. Musk will.

YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO REPEAT OUR CRAZY!  Today’s blacklisted American: Twitter blocks Libs of Tik Tok for the crime of reposting actual leftist statements.

ECONOMICS CAN’T BE IGNORED:  We Told You So.

It can’t be gentled. It can’t be wished away. Contrary to what they taught yo in school, it’s a hard science. And the equations are always cold. Only fools and communists believe otherwise.

ANOTHER GAME CHANGER:  Trump’s civil RICO suit against Hillary Clinton.

GAME CHANGER:  The Moskva.

AND EVEN SO IT’S INFLATED:  Joe Biden’s public approval craters to 33% — and it’s about to get worse.

MOSTLY HE’S CRAZY LIKE A FOX:  Maybe Donald Trump wasn’t crazy to endorse Dr. Oz.

UNFORTUNATELY REGULATORS:  Is There Anyone Taking This Green Energy Transition Thing Seriously?

STAGNAFLATION:  Federal Reserve: Raise Interest Rates To “Curtail Growth”.

WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF WE HAD IMPARTIAL DATA COLLECTION?  Does Vaccination Make You MORE Likely to Catch Covid?

THE DELOS D. HARRIMAN WE NEEDED:  Elon Musk Offers to Buy Twitter for $43 Billion: ‘Best and Final Offer’.

LESLIE FISH HAS WRITTEN A SONG ABOUT IT:  Ukraine Updates: Russian Warship Moskva Sinks After Fire and Explosions Onboard.

To the tune of Barrett’s Privateers….

WON’T WORK:  Biden Suspends Summertime Ethanol-Fuel Ban in Desperate Bid to Ease #Bidenflation.

ANYONE ELSE GETTING A FEELING RUSSIA JUST WANTS NUCLEAR DEPLOYMENT?  Russia Threatens Nuclear Deployment if Sweden and Finland Join NATO.

OH, IF THAT’S GOING TO BE THE STANDARD…  Some Democrats Reportedly Concerned Sen. Dianne Feinstein No Longer Mentally Fit to Serve.

Pelosi, Kamala, Biden, Sotto Mayor, whoever the critter is who thought Guam would tip over….  I mean, seriously? They’d lose an IQ contest with my cat, and this is the cat who has three brain cells. (Food, sleep, pets.)

FROM MELISSA MCSHANE:  Beguiling Birthright.

ONLY DECADES AFTER THEY’VE BEEN OBVIOUS:  Even Labor Unions Starting To Admit Protectionism Has Problems.

THERE IS NO SIMPLE WAY TO TALK ABOUT IT; THERE’S NOTHING INDIVIDUALS CAN DO:  Invasion.

And yet, it needed to be mentioned.  And we need to remember.

YES, RIGHT NOW THE ONLY THING KEEPING US ALOFT IS THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS EVEN MORE F*CKED:  Tectonic Shift.

Fortunately for us, underestimating other countries abilities to shoot themselves in the foot with their heads up their *sses is a constant of US history. So we might continue levitating. However, keep in mind that like Willy Coyote in the cartoons, we’re running mid-air over an abyss. Sleep tight.

VANDALS, SAVAGES AND REPROBATES:  Palestinians Vandalize, Set Fire to Joseph’s Tomb in Nablus.

WE’VE ALSO NOTICED:  Inflation Hits a Four-Decade High With an 8.5% Surge in March.

SO, DO THEY NEED THEM FOR CALIFORNIA, OREGON, WASHINGTON, COLORADO?  WaPo Seeks Foreign Correspondent To Cover Texas, “a part of the country that is governed largely by one political party”.

Of course not, because that’s the one political party they like.

WE KNOW:  CNN+: A Bomb of Epic Proportions.