YES, RIGHT NOW THE ONLY THING KEEPING US ALOFT IS THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS EVEN MORE F*CKED:  Tectonic Shift.

Fortunately for us, underestimating other countries abilities to shoot themselves in the foot with their heads up their *sses is a constant of US history. So we might continue levitating. However, keep in mind that like Willy Coyote in the cartoons, we’re running mid-air over an abyss. Sleep tight.