IT’S CHICAGO. THE WORST WILL WIN:  Chicago Faces Its Election Zero Hour.

FOG OF WAR:  Russia Update.

WELL, THEY’RE RIGHT. MEN CONNECT WITH WOMEN BEST:   Bud Light: Dylan Mulvaney Authentically Connects With Women.

WELL, OF COURSE THEY DON’T:  The invasion is going exactly as they planned:  Mayorkas: No, we don’t have a border crisis.

THEY REALLY WANT A CIVIL WAR!  NYDN: Let’s televise the Trump trial … just like the OJ trial!

ARE THEY GOING TO SEND A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER?  Secretary of State Blinken begs Russia to let Evan Gershkovich go.

GOOD:  U. of Washington Professor Blasts Campus Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Statements.

OH, MY STARS AND GARTERS. GET THEM A FAINTING COUCH:  Gone With the Wind Publisher Slaps 2022 Editions With ‘Trigger Warning’.

SURELY A COINCIDENCE!  Half of the CDC Team Investigating East Palestine Spill Fell Ill With Symptoms Similar to Residents.

BECAUSE WHEN YOU LIVE IN CLOWNWORLD YOU HAVE TO HONK THE NOSE:  Why Canadian “trans” powerlifter’s point is so important.

I LOVE IT WHEN ONE OF MY FRIENDS FINDS A GROUP OF MY FRIENDS AND SYNERGY HAPPENS:  The Blanket Fort Coffee, by King Harv.

We build! It’s what we do.

I JUST RE-BOUGHT ALL MY AGATHA CHRISTIE ON PAPER USED:  Fahrenheit 2023.

Seriously, people. I’d like to move with fewer than 400 boxes of books if we need to move again…..

IT’S NOT SO MUCH A COUNTRY AS A CLOWN CAR CRASHING WITH A DUMPSTER FIRE FOREVER:  Banana Time for the Rule of Law.

SOROS DA ALVIN BRAGG:  A Man Is Shot Twice And Alvin Bragg Charges Him With Attempted Murder.

UNPLUG THE TV:  Cartoon Network Pushes Pronouns and Transgenderism to Your Kids.

THE LEFT ALWAYS THINKS THE MILITARY IS FOR SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS:  Defense Department has “Drastically Shifted Off Course”.

NOW, THAT’S PATRIARCHY:  Women Will be Punished ‘Without Mercy’ for Violating Hijab Law, Iran’s Judiciary Chief Warns.

IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES:  Yale to Offer Single-Gender Dorms and Bathrooms After Muslim Students Raise Concerns.

HONORED SACRIFICES TO GAIA:  Analysis: COVID Vaccines Caused 300,000 Excess Deaths in 2022 Alone.

THOSE DARNED MAGA MARYLANDER PARENTS:  Children Groomed for Trans Lifestyle by Gender Ideology in Schools: Experts.

AS IF THEY WEREN’T ALREADY DISTURBING ENOUGH:  Parents shocked over ‘sexualized’ Teletubbies footage: ‘What did I just watch’.

DOES THE THERAPY COME WITH A LIFETIME GUARANTEE?  New longevity clinics use biomarkers to stop the clock on aging.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  I’m a sleep expert — eat this fruit to snooze better and longer.

GOVERNMENTS MESS UP EVERYTHING, AT EVERY LEVEL:  Rats, roaches, mice, flies found in hundreds of NYC school cafeterias.

OF COURSE THEY DO:  House Dems who ripped Trump for jailing opponents threat support indictment.