HERMETICALLY SEALED: Life in the bubble.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
August 1, 2026
THIS HEADLINE IS AMAZING AND I’M HERE FOR IT: Karelian Bear Dogs Take on Tahoe’s Bear Invasion.
IT’S JUST WHAT GREW OUT OF THE FACT THAT HUMANS TRADE NATURALLY: Nobody “designed” capitalism.
WRITING ALSO DOESN’T DO THAT, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING: Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free. Neither surrendering to collectivism nor playing the guitar on the MTV is a realistic solution.
July 31, 2026
WITH A STORY BY CAROLINE FURLONG: Bulletin: Cirsova’s 2026 Summer Special is LIVE!
AS IF EITHER KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT ECONOMICS OR PATRIOTISM: Ro Khanna and Bob Brooks ‘New Economic Patriotism’ Tour That Doesn’t Hold Up to Scrutiny.
PER THE AP STYLEBOOK, DEALS WITH RELATIVES OF CONGRESSPEOPLE ARE ONLY SHADY WHEN THE CONGRESSPERSON IS REPUBLICAN: Company of ‘Squad’ Member’s Husband Just Landed $2B Contract in a Blue State and It’s Shady.
IF DATA REPUBLICAN DIDN’T EXIST WE’D HAVE TO INVENT HER: Here’s why they were so desperate to cover up the lab leak: The 2003 SARS outbreak exposed how outdated WHO’s disease rules were, since the old International Health Regulations only covered a few named diseases. In response, the World Health Assembly launched a revision process.
WHEN SUPERVILLAINS LOSE THEIR PLAY THEY DON’T APOLOGIZE: No Apology, Just Pleading the Fifth. Really? Not even once?
IF WE’RE GOING TO CATALOGUE HER HYPOCRISY WE’LL NEVER BE DONE: Understanding Michelle Obama’s Gun Hypocrisy.
OH, THEY TRY: The neverending cries of crisis.
THERE IS DEFINITELY A ZEITGEIST THING GOING ON: Of Swine and Men.
Look, movies and the media and even “historians’ have sold us on the idea a lot of things are inevitable. They’re not. For each “this worked” there are a million outcomes that are unimaginably bad.
POOR AFRICA, BEING THE RECIPIENT OF ALL THIS “HELP”: They gave millions of mosquito nets out to all these people to avoid malaria. Guess what the people who are starving to death did with their mosquito nets. They fished with them.
UNLESS THEY’RE LYING WITH THEM: Socialist Do Not Understand Numbers.
APPARENTLY A LOT OF US ARE REALIZING LIBERALISM IS THE LUXURY: Support for capital punishment is the opposite of a luxury belief.
WE CAN BE MERCIFUL BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE’RE RICH BEYOND THE DREAMS OF AVARICE: A Costly Indulgence.