BECAUSE THEY CAN, BECAUSE THEY PAY NO COST FOR IT, BECAUSE THERE’S NO UNIFIED GOVERNMENT TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE:  Why Are the Iranians Lying About Closing the Strait of Hormuz?

UH:  High-Profile Fraudster Kimble Back In The US After Getting Caught In The Philippines.

HOW DARE HE NOT PLAY HIS PART IN THE GOTCHA GAME!  Oh, Things Got Testy on ‘The View’…and It Was Because of JD Vance?

THIS INDEED:  A Fair-Weather Patriot is NO Patriot At All .

IT’S WHAT MARXISM LENINISM DOES. CREATE FAMINES AND MASS DEATHS: Live Aid 1985: What Nobody Tells You About the African Famine that Led to the Most-Watched Concert in History.

LIKELY A MOTHER BEING ATTENTIVE TO HER KID’S BEHAVIOR SAVED A BUNCH OF LIVES:  Thanks, Mom.

BECAUSE OF COURSE HE DID:  Judge Frees Mosque Leader Tied to Hamas Claims.

WE KNEW THIS, BUT NOW IT’S OFFICIAL:  Declassified Files Ignite New Scrutiny of Fauci, COVID Origins, and Alleged Intelligence Suppression.

IMPORTING THE THIRD WORLD HAS CONSEQUENCES:  Dali Chief Engineer Admits Criminal Conduct in Baltimore Bridge Allision.

IT’S LIKELY TO BE OUR BEST OFFER TO YOU, SO…  Alright… everyone on the Halal Right. I’ll give you limited ridicule and only light humiliation and allow you back into the fold to defeat the leftist progressive Democrats, Marxists, Islamists and globalists trying to destroy our country,

X-cancel.

THE FACT THEY USE THE LEFTIST PEJORATIVE TECH-BRO SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CLUE:  BREAKING – The “conservative” protest against AI data centers has an anti-ICE NGO organizer, a DSA member, Facebook money. Other than that, totally grassroots.

X-cancel.

THE MEMES ARE HERE, AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM:  Lazy Memes Of Summer.

OH. HAI…  Can you Hear the Clanker Sing?

THE BEEB KNOWS WHO BUTTERS THEIR CRUMPETS:  How the BBC conspired with open border activists to rig Question Time and ambush Reform.

BUT LEGACY MEDIA PROVIDES NON-MONETARY SUPPORT FOR DEMS (WHICH IS WHY LEGACY MEDIA IS DYING):  Bad News for Democrats: Republicans Continue Record-Setting Fundraising Totals.

THEY’RE JUST BEGGING FOR ANOTHER SMACKDOWN:  The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Just Declared the Strait of Hormuz Closed.

Why aren’t we obliging?

THE LEFT IS GENUINELY DERANGED:  Another Threat Against the President Appeared in Washington DC.

IT’S THE ONE SURE WAY TO TURN UTAH BLUE, NO MATTER HOW ITS PEOPLE VOTE:  Trump Just Warned This State Not to Embrace Mail-In Voting.

THEY FA(ED) AND THEY’RE FO(ING)*:  U.S. Orders Anthropic to Disable Claude Fable 5, Mythos 5 Over Security Concerns.

*I can too verbify the acronyms. Watch me!

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Arkansas Student Scores Improve After State Rejected DEI and Focused on Fundamentals.

NEWS FROM DUH:  Biden Dazed and Confused at the Obama Presidential Center.

SHE KEEPS GETTING BETTER:  The Phoenix and the Lady- Part Two. In which Catalina learns a great many uncomfortable truths.

SOMETIMES MY ASSISTANT HIJACKS THE BLOG:  In Praise of Work.

SHARING IN THE HOPES OF CREATING AN INFINITE FEEDBACK LOOP!  The Real Enemy Is Collectivism.

WE SURE ARE IN THEM:  Interesting Times.