NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME: Study: AI is unreliable in assessing heart risk in emergencies. Though after Helen’s heart attack, the ER EKG’s expert system flagged her as “likely recent MI” and the cardiologists looked at her, a fit, slender young woman, and said “naaah.” It was a couple of more months before she was diagnosed.

WELL, IT DOES: Myth that tan skin looks healthier persists for a third of young adults.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH COLLEGE TODAY: “Elite universities pander to a small minority of progressive students at the expense of the students who simply want to enjoy a normal college experience, which involves things like frat parties, university traditions, and joy.”

Ditch ’em and go to SEC schools.

I HAD HOPED THAT ALABAMA HAD OVERCOME ITS LEGACY OF STATE-SPONSORED RACISM: University of Alabama offers at least $200K in scholarships that exclude on basis of race or sex.

I COULD CARVE A BETTER BACKBONE OUT OF A BANANA: Brown University caves to pro-Hamas mob, promises to consider cutting ties with Jewish State: Students who violated the school’s rules and regulations will ‘not be subject to suspension or expulsion, provided they abide by the terms of the agreement.’

Hey, they just disrupted campus and destroyed university property — it’s not like they were a fraternity that served a 20 year old a can of Keystone Light.

YES, IT IS:

This is very bad. https://t.co/8AG4lfKPNj

— Bill Ackman (@BillAckman) May 3, 2024

PITHY:

Watching woke spoiled brats destroy their indoctrination centers is hilarious.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) April 30, 2024

ALEX BERENSON: On the rising backlash against the campus pro-Hamas protests: History will NOT view these embarrassments as it did the student rebellions of the late 1960s.

HMM: Boeing Whistleblowers Are As unlucky As the Enemies of Vladmir Putin.

SHE’S AMUSING AND DELIGHTFULLY FREE OF MANY LEFTIST PIETIES, BUT I DON’T WANT HER A HEARTBEAT FROM THE PRESIDENCY: Six Reasons Why Tulsi Gabbard Is Donald Trump’s Best Choice as a Running Mate.

ICYMI: SHE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW:

These are the chads I would have rolled my eyes at in college for yelling at my friends and I to show them our boobs while we ran by their houses and now they’re … our last line of sanity. https://t.co/SsQvovRm7P

— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) May 1, 2024

Related: Normal Kids Get F*cked: Elite universities went to war against fraternities and fun while indulging Hamas-admiring collectives, and the students have noticed.

And you know what looks prophetic? Anthony Bradley’s book from last year, Heroic Fraternities: How College Men Can Save Universities and America.

UPDATE:

Free Palestine activists just tried to pull off a protest on the Ole Miss campus. It didn't go according to plan. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/Lj3szEyzRe

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 2, 2024

OF COURSE NOT: Outside Instigators: Nearly Half of Those Arrested at Columbia and CCNY Were Not Students. Lisa Fithian was involved in a lot of Black Lives Matter’s “spontaneous” protests too, if I recall correctly.

ALL PART OF THE PLAN FOR AMERICA: Salena Zito: Steel plant falls in West Virginia, but no one hears a sound. “The question is why? The answer is simple: They have no political power. The plant is in West Virginia, which has a small population, with no major political figure nor any major industrial figure to lobby for them. This is what happens when your lives are expendable to the rich and powerful.”

STANDING UP TO HATRED AND ITS ENABLERS: Jewish UCLA Student Says Pro-Hamas Encampment Was Never Peaceful, Calls Out School’s Antisemitism. “This was never peaceful. Jews were not allowed to go into the campus. Jews were not allowed to go into the library. Jews were not allowed to go to classes. It was never peaceful. They’re vandalizing the entire quad.”

HE WAS JUST CHANNELING AL FRANKEN AND BILL CLINTON: Sexual Violence Prevention Association Slams Dem Rep Eric Sorensen Over Rape Joke: Illinois Democrat’s rape joke ‘disgusting and disgraceful.’

HAMAS’S SECOND FRONT: Iranian Professor’s Chilling Words on American protests: “We Like What We See.”

CULTURE OF CORRUPTION: Unredactions Reveal Early White House Involvement in Trump Documents Case.

OPEN THREAD: Enjoy the weekend.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Lawmaker presses Pentagon official on Russia’s potential space nuke.

IT’S NOT AN ENVIRONMENTAL PROTEST:

This is how the anti-American pro-t*rr*rist disgusting slobs left the UCLA campus today: pic.twitter.com/RJchPSQrpf

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) May 2, 2024

And hey, remember how the Tea Party protesters left places cleaner than they found them, and the press called them barbarians?

CULTURE OF CORRUPTION: DA Gascon’s Top Adviser Charged with 11 Felonies.

LET’S HOPE THIS PANS OUT: New Vaccine For Deadly Brain Cancer Shows Incredible Results in Clinical Trial.

UCLA’S CHANCELLOR TALKS ABOUT HIS “PAIN,” Eugene Volokh has a quote: “What if widespread disorder is … bad? And should be prevented?”

TRUE: Newsom, Bass Only Upset at Campus Violence When Jews Fight Back.

SPACE: SpaceX successfully launches Maxar Intelligence next-gen satellites.