NOW WATCH THEM CLOSELY TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN’T SPRING UP UNDER A NEW NAME: University of Michigan ends DEI office, cracks down on $250M DEI campaign after string of controversies.

LEFTIES SEEM TO DO THIS A LOT: Canada: Mark Carney Faces Plagiarism Accusations for 1995 Oxford Doctoral Thesis. “He’s just directly repeating without quotations. That’s what we call plagiarism.”

That’s right, Jack! says Joe Biden.

CLEANUP: Top FDA Official, Who Played Key Role In COVID Vax, Reportedly Forced Out.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Married teacher accused of having orgy with students in ‘Scream’ masks hit with new charges, could die in prison. “In addition to five counts of level-one child molestation, she’s additionally facing charges of sexual misconduct with a minor, dissemination of matter harmful to minors and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, the report said.”

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: Legislate in Haste, Repent at Leisure: FL Moves to Repeal Post-Parkland Gun Control Law.

THE MIDTERM POLITICAL ADS WRITE THEMSELVES:

Democrat leaders are heading to Gitmo to protest the detention of Tren de Aragua Terrorists.

Democrats are unAmerican.

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) March 29, 2025

So sad🤔🤔😪😪 pic.twitter.com/u6GoG8T4vk

— HardHitter (@AweHaMoment) March 29, 2025

OPEN THREAD: Party on.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Artemis 2.0: A model for really winning the new moon race.

FASTER, PLEASE: Parkinson’s Gut Bacteria Link Suggests an Unexpected, Simple Treatment.

FASTER, PLEASE: Cancer’s “Master Switch” Blocked for Good in Landmark Study.

THE MISSING MEN: “I realized that there is something like a touch of the tragic about many of the lives of the young men on my street in a small town in southwestern Ohio. It’s a homey town in a fast-developing and affluent county, not far from Cincinnati, with a good school district, close to opportunity in many ways. But there’s something quietly amiss, something about the men. I think of them as good men—often sensitive, often kind. But it’s like the train left and they are still here waiting.”

I THINK THEY’RE DRAWING FROM A POISONED POOL: Columbia’s new prez called Congress hearings on antisemitism ‘Capitol Hill nonsense.’

Also a shallow pool: “Claire Shipman, a former CNN White House correspondent married to former Obama Administration press secretary Jay Carney, served as co-chair of the University’s board of trustees before she was appointed Friday night to replace interim school president Katrina Armstrong.”

TECHNOLOGY: AI in colonoscopy: Study finds increase in polyp detection but minimal cancer risk impact.

ANOTHER PIC BY THE INSTAWIFE, WHO WAS ON A REAL NEWSGATHERING BINGE TODAY:

Overcapacity crowd at today’s GOP convention in Knoxville. Lots of enthusiasm! pic.twitter.com/eLbuECHogU

— @instapundit (@instapundit) March 29, 2025

This was the Knox County convention, and former state rep. Martin Daniel was elected county chair. I think that is an excellent choice, and that he’s got the right ideas.

AFFLUENT WHITE FEMALE LIBERALS ARE AWFL: Woman whose MAGA hat meltdown, subway wipeout went viral is an ‘extremely liberal’ luxury-brand specialist. “Testanero has gone off the deep end when it comes to politics, a former colleague claimed. ‘She and I stopped being friends a while ago, as she became extremely liberal and very agitated,’ the one-time coworker told The Post.”

Mentally disturbed women who think they can do anything with impunity are a problem.

SKILLS: One Handed Pistol Drills – Left, Right, Middle.

WELL, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION CALLED UNHAPPY PARENTS DOMESTIC TERRORISTS: UK Police Arrest Parents, Jail Them For Criticizing School Policies.

THOSE POOR RESEARCHERS, DOWN THERE FOR SO LONG: After 7,000 years without light and oxygen in Baltic Sea mud, researchers bring prehistoric algae back to life.

SPACE: SpaceX’s Crew 11 to space station named: 2 from NASA, plus Russia, Japan.

COLOR ME SKEPTICAL: Three-fourths of polled American scientists say they are considering leaving U.S.

I TWEETED THIS EARLIER, BUT THE INSTAWIFE TOOK THE PICS. Pro-Elon/Pro-Tesla/Pro-JD Vance demonstrators at Knoxville’s Tesla dealership.

Demonstrating in support @elonmusk, @Tesla and @JDVance at my local
Knoxville Tesla dealership. pic.twitter.com/L4KakPeWFZ

— @instapundit (@instapundit) March 29, 2025

UPDATE: Compare and contrast. It’s nice to live in a civilized city.

pic.twitter.com/jf10gjRMmj

— Gmoney ™ 🤩🏁🇺🇸 (@OG1Gmoney) March 29, 2025

HMM: Heart problems tied to brain shrinkage in new study. “Heart disease might contribute to the sort of brain shrinkage seen in dementia, a new study says. People with early signs of heart problems are more likely to have brain changes associated with dementia, researchers reported Wednesday in the journal Neurology.”

I’M IN THE WRONG BUSINESS. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN RICH JUST SENDING RANDOM INVOICES TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

🚨Update from Trump Administration on payments of USAID invoice: Notes how many paid and how many to go and stress why taking longer than normal. Sounds like there wasn't much internal control or checking of validity of payment requests. 1/ pic.twitter.com/Qgi7Lt45cf

— Margot Cleveland (@ProfMJCleveland) March 29, 2025

THE ENEMY WITHIN: Yale places scholar on leave for alleged ties to terrorist organization.

UPDATE: (Charlie) They fired him.

HIGHER EDUCATION UPDATE: Ex-chancellor fired for making porn sues university for reinstatement.