Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds

THE STORY IS WHATEVER THE NARRATIVE REQUIRES AT THE MOMENT:

From “How dare you call that great, beautiful country a shithole?” to “How dare you send these poor people back to that shithole?” Overnight.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Dolphins Got Giant Testicles. We Got a Chin. Only One Makes Sense.

They both make sense when you realize it’s all about sex. Dolphins mate a lot, and need a lot of sperm. Human chicks dig a manly chin, and are. more likely to mate with men who have them.

You can put my Nobel in the mail.

THE GERMANS: ALWAYS WRONG, NEVER IN DOUBT.

Meanwhile, my attitude on being mocked by the Germans:

WEIRD, HUH?

SHOOTING DOWN ANOTHER STUPID LEFTIST IDEA:

Of course, the big appeal of government grocery stores is that you can get bribes from developers for locating them nearby, and you can punish political enemies by moving them farther away. Plus the day-to-day skimming, no-show jobs, etc. Naturally leftists want this. And of course there’s their traditional desire to control people’s access to food in general.

OPEN THREAD: Have a wild Saturday night.

EVERYONE IN EVERY MILITARY BRANCH SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOOT:

One of my students who went off to JAG — we send a lot of people to JAG — said that at the abbreviated basic-training that they get someone said don’t worry too much about this, the lawyers aren’t likely to have to shoot. I told him yeah, but if the lawyers do have to shoot, things have gone to hell and you need to be good at it.

And honestly, every American should be able to shoot. It’s part of our culture.

UPDATE: Reader John Steakley writes: “My local gun club offers free range time to senior citizens and another day to women every week. It’s a luxurious gun club, welcoming and inviting to all. These sort of special accommodations are crucial to incorporating reluctant segments of the populace into gun ownership. If your local gun club isn’t doing this, encourage them to do so.”