WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED: Study of 633,000 people links loneliness to suicidal thoughts.
Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds
April 8, 2026
NEITHER DOES ELON: “The problem is Sam Altman”: OpenAI insiders don’t trust CEO.
THE CONTEXT IS THAT HE’S A TERRORIST-LOVING, AMERICA HATING TRAITOR: Michigan’s El-Sayed Suggests Hasan Piker’s ‘America Deserved 9/11’ Remark Must Be Viewed in ‘Context.’
BECAUSE IT’S GARBAGE? Why is it That So Little of the ‘Science’ Around ‘Gun Violence’ Can be Replicated?
THEY SHOULD HAVE DEPLOYED MORE WHEN THE HUNS CAME: Rome unleashed an ancient ‘machine gun’ on Pompeii: The polybolos was centuries, if not millennia, before its time.
THEY KEEP PROMISING THIS: A big step toward safe, reversible male contraception.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal https://t.co/XLgAGjeHG4 pic.twitter.com/OH4BQ7ILJA
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 8, 2026
DON’T TELL THE AUSTRALIANS, THEY’LL CHARGE IT WITH WAR CRIMES: Scientists discover over 100 new species deep below Australian sea: ‘We need to understand … before it’s lost.’
HE WON’T FORGET AND NEITHER WILL WE:
Interesting use of “so called allies.”
Trump definitely has a list now… https://t.co/S2t8FdIOSx
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) April 8, 2026
MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Trump ignores the experts’ ‘war crime’ bluster — and we should, too.
IMPOTENT LION: The British government now exists solely for the purpose of importing third-worlders and giving them money extracted from its indigenous citizenry.
Nothing here is new. I’ve been writing about the weakness of the Royal Navy for years.
Except back then the reply was always: “Yes, but if the balloon goes up, we can…”
Well, the balloon is up. And in 5 weeks they still haven’t managed to get ONE destroyer to protect Cyprus https://t.co/yjciIE91xw
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) April 8, 2026
Starmer, meanwhile, is trying to make a virtue out of impotence.
The Royal Navy’s rowboats shall remain in port https://t.co/d2Czurc4YY
— Sunny (@sunnyright) April 8, 2026
DIVERSITY PROBLEM: 75% of Truman scholarship reviewers are Democrats, analysis finds.
IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT A FUN ONE:
God, I am having way too much fun with this shit https://t.co/gmTAntRhKA
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 8, 2026
Which Panican wants to hand me my “I told you so” award?
Trump has been running the same negotiation playbook forever. Pressure, escalation, chaos… then leverage a deal. We’ve watched it happen again and again. This wasn’t complicated. It was basic pattern recognition.
While…
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) April 8, 2026
COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: Fani Willis Hires Disgraced Ex-Judge as Prosecutor.
Background: Judge who jailed woman for ‘daddy issues’ steps down.
GEORGIA:
Clay Fuller (R) defeats Shawn Harris (D) in Georgia's 14th Congressional District special election – DDHQ projects
🟥 GOP HOLD — Seat remains Republican after Marjorie Taylor Greene’s resignation.
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District profile
(R) 2024: MTG +29
(R) 2024: Trump +37 pic.twitter.com/ESaWAaWbC1— InteractivePolls (@IAPolls2022) April 8, 2026
What a terrible night for Marjorie. She gets to watch Clay Fuller win the special election to fill the seat she abandoned, and the nuclear war she was predicting doesn’t materialize.
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) April 7, 2026
RICH LOWRY: Why Trump’s huge $1.5T defense budget is worth every penny.
Si vis pacem, parabellum.
CAN’T FIND A HUSBAND, EH? UNDERSTANDABLE. Chelsea Handler Says Marriage is ‘Outdated,’ Says She Prioritizes Freedom Over Commitment.
April 7, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Tuesday’s Groovy.
IRAN BLINKS: Mullah’s: Let’s make a deal! “Jesse Watters reporting that China begged Iran to take the deal because it was cratering their already shaky economy.”
UPDATE: You’ll never guess what happened next.
You literally thought he was going to commit genocide this morning…
…and now you're mad he didn't
Cannot make this up, Leftists are seriously the stupidest humans on the face of the earth
Did you spend 20 years cheering the Iraq War?
Take a seat, Bill. pic.twitter.com/oALvWZLzQO
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) April 8, 2026
Other than losing their entire navy, air force, a few strata of political leadership, top military minds, over 1,000 senior IRGC and Basij commanders, air defense and radar sites, numerous scientists, ballistic missile stockpiles and most launchers, drone and missile factories,…
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) April 8, 2026
One of the main symptoms of Trump Derangement Syndrome is that Trump is anything you want him to be at any time.
In the morning he’s a genocidal lunatic, by the evening he’s a cowardly pussy.
Sadly, there is no cure… https://t.co/nNb60wNeaa
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) April 8, 2026
Earlier today Ro Khanna was claiming that Trump is a genocidal maniac akin to Hitler.
Now he is claiming that Trump is a cheese eating surrender monkey akin to France.
How do Democrats reconcile such irreconcilable thoughts inside their heads? There are only two possible… https://t.co/trwhpU8Dro
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) April 8, 2026
Word is that one of the targets struck today was a collection of airplanes the mullahs had set up for fleeing the country. That may have had something to do with this.
HOWARD WOLOWITZ SMILES: The breakout star of NASA’s Artemis 2 moon mission isn’t an astronaut — it’s the space toilet.