YOU’D THINK THE USEFUL IDIOTS WOULD NOTICE WHEN THEY’RE BEING SLATHERED IN BARBECUE SAUCE:  L.A. Fires Demonstrate the Predictable Marxist Pattern that Today’s Obedient Flock Will be Tomorrow’s Barbeque.

WE’VE BEEN TRAINED TO JUMP ON A DIME:  Luckily this appears to be a case of overly honed woke radars. (This is a video.)

WE’RE USED TO HAVING PEOPLE IN THE USA WHO DON’T WANT TO BE AMERICANS – WE CALL THEM PROGRESSIVES:  Greenland PM Has Strong Message for Trump Amid Potential Buy.

ANTICIPATION AND PREPARATION? HAS GAVIN NOISOME HEARD ABOUT THOSE?  Virginia’s Glenn Youngkin Provides an Assist for Inauguration.

THOSE POOR WOMEN:  Hostages Emily, Doron, and Romi Released After 471 Days In Captivity.

OH, PLEASE. DON’T ATTRIBUTE TRUMP TO BIDEN!  Scott Jennings Illuminates His Colleagues: Trump IS Biden’s Legacy.

THEY DO SEEM TO BE A BETTER BREED:  Trump’s Second-Term Nominees: Competence Under Fire Amid Partisan Hearings.

SO SOON?  Ramaswamy To Exit DOGE – On The Outs With Trump/Musk, Or Just Planning OH Gov Run?

AND THAT IS WITHOUT COUNTING THAT BIDEN IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST AND MOST CORRUPT POLITICIANS IN THE US:  He made a triple devil’s bargain: with the pandemic, his age, and a Democratic Party that can’t get its priorities straight. (Yeah, it’s Nate Silver. File under opposition research.)

WE CAN HOPE, THEN KICK IT TO THE LEGISLATURE TO SHORE UP:  BREAKING: Donald Trump to sign 200+ executive orders tomorrow.

GOSH IT’S LIKE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAN READ THE NEWS:  Illegal Aliens Flee U.S. Voluntarily with Less Than 24 Hours Before Trump’s Inauguration.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Stabbed, Shot, Sued: New York Cops Explain Why No One Wants to Work for the NYPD.

HE’S NOT ALONE:  Itchy Feeling.