THIS WILL END WELL:  EU Parliament Legislates for The Sale of Human Embryos.

I THINK THEY’RE MISUNDERSTANDING THE DEMAND FOR HELICOPTERS, IS ALL:  The Calls to Drop Kamala Harris in 2024 Are Growing.

On the serious side, drop Kamala and leave … Biden? Let’s face it, neither of them functions.

THEY’RE NOT EVEN PRETENDING ANYMORE:  Brazen act from Biden administration tells you plenty.

ABOUT TIME:  Pushback: The momentum builds against the Marxist American Library Association.

WIN!  One of two major law firms sued for running segregated training programs backs down.

BEHOLD! MY SO VERY SHOCKED FACE:  Census Bureau: Income Dropped, Poverty Rose Under Biden.

BECAUSE HE LIES LIKE HE BREATHES:  National Security Council Spokesman John Kirby Asked Why Biden Keeps Telling Demonstrably False Stories.

IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS?  Watchdog: 177,000 Illegal Aliens Released into the U.S. with Missing, Faulty Addresses.

DUH:  Federal Judge Again Rules DACA “Substantially Unlawful”.

THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS, IF IT WERE HAPPENING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S COUNTRY, FAR AWAY:  ‘Slap in the Face’: Biden Admin Criticizes NYC for Lack of ‘Exit Strategy’ Regarding Migrants.

FOR CERTAIN VALUES OF ‘LIFE’:  NASA’s new telescope may have made biggest ‘discovery of the century’.

SEE THE PROBLEM IS THAT BEING MARXISTS THEY BELIEVE TAKING DOWN THE US ECONOMY HELPS EVERYONE:  While Americans Struggle, Biden Appoints Special Representative to ‘Rebuild Ukraine’s Economy’.

HE’S NERVOUS? THINK HOW THE REST OF US FEEL!  Ken Griffin admits doubts about stock market, economy: ‘I’m a bit anxious’.

CORPORATE-FUNDED HATE: Zyahna Bryant is hired by Dove to promote ‘FAT liberation’ despite ruining white student’s life over ‘misheard’ remark at BLM protest.

You can tell them what you think if you like.

GOODER AND HARDER: Freddie O’Connell to become Nashville’s next mayor, elected with more than 64% of the vote.

SHE’S NOT WRONG:

If you think @jaketapper is dishonest, wait until you hear what @maddow is saying. She can tell four lies in one minute, very loudly. Who is writing their scripts at @cnn and @msnbc ? @x believes in free speech, but not inciting violence. Do we have two cases here? https://t.co/k9bHVS4Qna

— Maye Musk (@mayemusk) September 12, 2023

SQUEEZING OUT KAMALA: “If this is to be done, it would require Kamala Harris to withdraw and to assert that it was her decision. But I think even if they could convince her to put on this show, she wouldn’t be able to make the assertion credibly. She’s a terrible speaker. She’d look elbowed out. It would be awful.”

Related: The Herculean task of praising Kamala with a straight face.

OPEN THREAD: Do that comment voodoo that you do so well.

HE JUST WANTS TO DATE HER: GOP Senator Josh Hawley channels his inner AOC with new nanny-state credit card proposal.

With Republicans like this, who needs Democrats?

The days where Republicans stood for free markets and limited government are over, at least as far as one Missouri senator is concerned. Senator Josh Hawley just introduced legislation that closely mirrors a plan by far-left Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and would have the government dictate citizens’ financial decisions.

Hawley’s new bill would set a legal cap on the interest rate credit card companies can charge consumers, permitting them to charge 18% annualized and no more. The senator cites mounting credit card debt and describes this proposal as a “fair” and “common-sense” plan intended to give “the working class a chance.”

“We have a long history in this country of statutes, at the state and a federal level, that prevent what we used to call usury – an old-fashioned word for ripping off working people,” Hawley told RealClearPolitics, “and we need to get back to it.”

There are so many problems with this nanny-state proposal that it’s hard to know where to start.

Not least of which is that it’s Bernie Sanders approved as well: Josh Hawley Denounces ‘Usury,’ Follows AOC And Bernie Sanders With Proposed Cap On Credit Card Interest.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Luna-25 failure won’t be end of Russia’s moon program, Putin says.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Is this Georgia Southern class real, or a parody? And who can tell, anymore?

QUESTION ASKED: Dems Prepping for a New Veep? Pelosi Repeatedly Refuses to Say Harris Is Old Joe’s Best Running Mate.

Nancy Pelosi (D-Smirnoff) is no longer speaker of the House, at least for the moment, but there is no doubt that the octogenarian insider trader still wields considerable influence within the party of madness and treason, popularly known as “the Democrats.” And so it was by no means a trivial incident on Wednesday when Pelosi refused to affirm that Kamala Harris was the best running mate for Old Joe Biden. Could the party of Antifa and drag queens be preparing to throw Kamala under the bus and bring in someone who can more plausibly serve as president once Old Joe finally gives up his act and stops pretending to be the man in charge? It’s entirely possible.

On CNN, Anderson Cooper asked Pelosi what should have been a softball question, a prelude to Queen Absolut praising The Cackler to the skies and reassuring the American people about what a noble, inspiring leader the Figurehead-In-Waiting really is. Cooper’s question: “Is Vice President Harris the best running mate for this president?” But instead of taking the cue to gush over Kamala, Pelosi responded: “He thinks so. And that’s what matters.”

Jamie Raskin goes even further:

"I don't know whether Biden has named his running mate" is one hell of an answer https://t.co/PxpX8l7Ngh

— Jake Schneider (@jacobkschneider) September 14, 2023

And this is what they’re telling CNN:

If Raskin & Pelosi are acting this way in public imagine what they are saying behind closed doors. https://t.co/DQfnQgd74f

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) September 14, 2023

She’ll always have The View, though: ‘We’re Not Interchangeable!’ Sunny Hostin Says Biden Will Lose Black Vote If He Ditches Harris As VP.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN):

If the internal decision to drop Joe in 2024 has actually been made within the bowels of the system, what you would expect to see next is the emergence of some heretofore overlooked star within the progressive firmament that will suddenly begin to shine bright.

— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) September 14, 2023

Plus:

Today’s indictment of Hunter Biden is a smokescreen. Don’t fall for it. This is a fig leaf designed to deflect attention away from the real problem: the Biden family is selling out U.S. foreign policy for their own family’s private financial gain. That’s really what’s wrong, and… https://t.co/8TvIUM9Mgd

— Vivek Ramaswamy (@VivekGRamaswamy) September 14, 2023

ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR. “”We live in a time when a growing number of Americans think that democracy is broken and that the political system is rigged. The DNC’s recent actions confirm this outlook.”

Maybe that’s because democracy is broken and the political system is rigged.

JIMMY CARTER IS NO LONGER HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTER:

The horror. The horror.

Classical reference in headline:

SPEAKER MCCARTHY HUMILIATES REPORTER IN TENSE EXCHANGE ABOUT BIDEN IMPEACHMENT:

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy brutally savaged a reporter who questioned if there was any evidence to warrant an impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden. There are almost no words to describe how comical this is, as if there was any evidence to support the impeachment of former President Donald Trump. There was no evidence of Russian collusion, which turned out to be a hoax, the real big lie, and nothing to support the equally shoddy quid pro quo allegation regarding Ukraine aid and investigations into the Biden family.

The best part of this exchange is that he gets this reporter to admit that there’s evidence of wrongdoing, at least enough to warrant an inquiry:

AP reported that McCarthy's impeachment inquiry was launched "without evidence.” Here’s McCarthy forcing an AP reporter to admit that there was lots of evidence to support an impeachment inquiry. pic.twitter.com/lgzU1BNNlE

— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) September 14, 2023

As Ed Morrissey writes, “They’ve found nearly 200 Suspicious Activity Reports from Treasury adding up to at least $10 million that were laundered through 20 LLCs or more controlled by Bidens while the Bidens never explained what that money bought, but sure @AP, go with ‘without evidence.'”