LISTEN, SUG: DON’T FORGET TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS. NYC releases PSA for what to do in case of nuclear attack.

Forget “duck and cover”; “get inside” and “stay tuned.”

If a nuclear blast befalls the Big Apple, New Yorkers should immediately seek shelter indoors and stay put.

That’s according to a new public service announcement the city released Monday outlining the three key steps New Yorkers should take in case Gotham gets nuked, either by a foreign power or a terrorist with a “dirty bomb”:

• Get inside
• Stay inside
• Stay tuned

“As the threat landscape continues to evolve, it is important that New Yorkers know we are preparing for any imminent threats and are providing them with the resources they need to stay safe and informed,” said the city’s Emergency Management Commissioner Zach Iscol in a statement on July 11.

>While the likelihood of such an attack in or around the Five Boroughs is “very low,” according to the Emergency Management Department, the agency released a short video online to show that they have a plan in case it does.

And don’t forget to wear your mask when you’re in the fallout shelter:

Here’s a link to the referenced document if you want to see it for yourself.

Flashback: The Unexpected Return of Duck and Cover.

(Classical allusion in headline.)

NEUTRAL IS A BAD PLACE TO GET STUCK WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GO UPHILL: White House Report Card: Biden stuck in neutral.

READER FAVORITE: Fairy Sword 12×50 High Definition Monocular Telescope with Smartphone Adapter. #CommissionEarned

I’M EXPECTING A SYSTEM-SHATTERING KABOOM: Scientists think they know when a rogue star will ruin the Solar System. “These “stellar flybys” are common and play an important role in the long-term evolution of planetary systems. As a result, the long-term stability of the Solar System has been the subject of scientific investigation for centuries. According to a new study by a team of Canadian astrophysicists, residents of the Solar System may rest easy. After conducting a series of simulations, they determined that a star will not pass by and perturb our Solar System for another 100 billion years. Beyond that, the possibilities are somewhat frightening.”

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Elon Musk Backs Out Of Twitter Deal After Realizing He Can Read The Babylon Bee By Going Directly To Their Website.

DICK DURBIN TO PROGRESSIVES: Come on, we’re not gonna impeach SCOTUS justices.

Why would he, when they finally accomplished one of his most important goals?

RICHARD FERNANDEZ: Russia’s Hunger Weapon. “But Putin might be trapped by his own actions and therefore unpersuadable. The one obvious flaw in the hunger plan is that famine can also destabilize the Chinese and Russian spheres of influence, as events in Sri Lanka proved.”

CHURCH DESECRATED AND SET ON FIRE IN BETHESDA, MARYLAND:  Mostly peaceful, no doubt.  For the record, “Bethesda” or “beth hesda” means “house of mercy” in Hebrew.

EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: China’s lockdowns to contain Omicron snarled the global economy. Lockdowns to contain subvariant BA.5 could be even worse.

TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!

PETE BUTTIGIEG JUST (FALSELY) ACCUSED BRETT KAVANAUGH OF A CRIME: “Despite the Democrats’ apparently mass false memory, Brett Kavanaugh never once during his confirmation process promised that he would not overturn Roe v. Wade. (If he had made such a promise, he would’ve lost many Republican votes and probably not have been confirmed!) He simply acknowledged Roe as an important precedent, an objective fact, and promised to show precedent respect—but that doesn’t mean never overturning it, something every sitting member of the Supreme Court has voted to do countless times.”

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE KNIVES ARE OUT: Kamala Harris Sure Sounds Nervous When Asked About Running Again as Biden’s Veep. “Interviewed this weekend by Robert Costa on CBS’s Face The Nation, Harris lost her poker face.”

THAT SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT:

The pro-life side has spent 50 years working on “hearts and minds,” lobbying state government, etc. The other side has spent the same time hectoring, lecturing, and leaning very hard against a poorly constructed Supreme Court decision.

QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED: An Expert Answers Democrats’ Most Burning Question: Why Does Anyone Need an AR-15?

OH: Abortion Doctor at Heart of #Shes10 Viral Horror Story Was Accused of Failing to Report Underaged Abortions.

KNIVES OUT: Majority of Democratic voters don’t want Biden as the presidential nominee in 2024, poll shows.

SETH BARRETT TILLMAN: What the Self-Appointed Elites Think About You.

NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT:  Efforts to amend the law to increase the caps on Title VII monetary damage awards (on account of inflation) must be resisted.  This article explains why this matters.

CRISIS BY DESIGN: So How’s That Open Border Working Out for You? Drug Cartel Member Believed Behind Planned July 4 Attack in Va.

PRIME DEAL: Instant Pot Pro 10-in-1 Pressure Cooker. #CommissionEarned

COLD WAR II: ‘Doomsday’ Submarine Armed With Nuclear Torpedoes Delivers to Russian Navy.

Project 09852 Belgorod is based on a Russian Oscar-class guided-cruise missile submarine that has been altered to accommodate six 80-foot Poseidon nuclear torpedoes that could be armed with a warhead of up to 100 megatons, USNI News previously reported.

Poseidon, first revealed in 2015, is a nuclear strategic weapon that would have a range of thousands of miles and would “destroy important economic installations of the enemy in coastal areas and cause guaranteed devastating damage to the country’s territory by creating wide areas of radioactive contamination, rendering them unusable for military, economic or other activity for a long time,” according to a translation of a Russian presentation caught on camera by the BBC.

Russians have long complained about the strategic imbalance of American ballistic missile defense systems in Europe. Poseidon and Belgorod were created to mute the U.S. BMD advantage by creating a nuclear weapon that could duck under a U.S. BMD screen.

Let’s hope there’s no earth-shattering kaboom.

SOMEBODY CALL THE FBI… OH, WAIT…:You’ll Never Believe the Contacts on Hunter’s iPhone.

Actually, I can think of two Bidens who might need to lean on the FBI for help.

DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES: Jose Alba The Latest Victim In The Democratic Party’s War On Self Defense. “Blog reader Clinton alerted me to the fact that GoFundMe just deleted Alba’s account.”

ELON MUSK’S KIDS DON’T GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION: Whites from Africa Claiming African-American Status.

RELATED: If you’re looking for some beach reading, Classified’s official publication date is July 19.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Biden’s Handlers Really Shouldn’t Let Him Off-Leash Anymore. “Moments like this embarrass the entire country, not just the emotionally stunted idiots who voted for this guy.”