DIVE FOR THE FAINTING COUCHES! What Is a Woman Sends the Movie Critics Running for the Hills.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Amber Heard Lands Endorsement Deal With Charmin Toilet Paper.

ELON MUSK ASKS A QUESTION:

EZRA KLEIN CALLS BEARING A CHILD AN ACT OF HOPE, gets shamed as a rape-denier. “The ignorance and lack of empathy is simply astounding. Always? ‘Always’ refers to all of human history, replete with slavery, rape, the subordination of women, and the lack of perfect birth control and the freedom to use it. You didn’t need hope! What drivel is this? I know, women’s emancipation is not Klein’s focus. He just forgot about it. Outrageously!”

Well, when you’re writing about climate change you’re bound to say something dumb.

STILL POPULAR: Rock Steady: Healing Vertigo or Tinnitus with Neuroplasticity. #CommissionEarned

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: College degrees are becoming irrelevant, career coach says: The percentage of job listings that require a degree has dropped.

PROFITEERING: 27 of top 30 universities are increasing tuition again after COVID-era rate hikes.

Obviously, we need common-sense price controls on higher education. To fight inequality!

IN RUSSIA: “At least 50 people face prison sentences of up to either 10 years or five years hard labor, or fines of as much as $77,000, for spreading ‘false information’ about the military.”

But there are plenty of people in our establishment who want to import this approach to America. “This is terrible. It’s happening in Russia. And yet, it’s not that far from what is taking hold in the United States. We are losing our commitment to freedom of speech, and many of us have taken up the cause of suppressing what we think of as ‘false information.’ It’s easy to see from a long distance that a crackdown on ‘false information’ crushes the process of truth-seeking. I’d like to think that recognizing the destructive policy in this distant enemy country could help Americans see the need to restore our commitment to freedom of speech.”

CAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL: Convincing: 77% believe 2000 Mules, and 20M have seen it.

DEAL OF THE DAY: Mens Slim AirTag Wallet with Money Clip. #CommissionEarned

HOW CAN THAT BE? IT’S POPULAR WITH DEMOCRATIC POLITICAL STAFFERS: ‘They Just Don’t Get It’: Biden’s Student Loan Forgiveness Push a ‘Complete Disaster’ for Democrats in Midterms.

Reminder: “Contrary to popular perception, less than a third of the suburban vote nationwide is made up of college-educated whites.”

SHAMEFUL, COWARDLY COPS: Uvalde mom who rescued kids: The cops said I might violate my probation if I keep criticizing them.

Related: Video: Is Uvalde Police Dept using bikers to keep media away from funerals of school children?

GLEEFULLY? How Stacey Abrams Helped Funnel Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars to an Israel-Hating Terrorist Sympathizer.

NOT BELEAGUERED ENOUGH: IRS Dangles Telework To Lure Workers To Beleaguered Agency.

WHEN HAS AN EXPERT EVER LED US WRONG?  Expert claims intelligent aliens could be circling stars throughout Milky Way.

OOH, SHINY:  A look at Worldview, one of two balloon companies about to offer high altitude tourist flights.

FOR ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE SCIENCE THESE ARE THE DREAMS OF SCIENTIFIC ILLITERATES:  The Top 10 Creepiest & Most Dystopian Things Pushed By The World Economic Forum.

This is a ghost dance of multinational Stalinists.

THEY’RE LUNATICS WORSHIPING THEIR IMAGINARY EARTH GODDESS:   The oppressive and ignorant blacklisting culture that now dominates politics.

SO SAY WE ALL:  Dismantle the D.C. Company Town.

THE DISCIPLINE CODE OF “STOP DOING THAT OR ELSE WE’LL ASK YOU AGAIN” IS ONLY BEGINNING TO PRODUCE RESULTS:  Teachers, parents want real discipline as NYC student suspensions fall.

THEY REALLY THINK THEY CAN SPEAK THEIR DREAMS INTO BEING:  Biden declares ‘more Americans feel financially comfortable’ since he took office.

HE’S RUNNING FOR A CONTESTED SEAT HELD BY ELISE STEFANIK, A GOP INCUMBENT:  Democrat Max Rose blasts Hunter Biden, says Post got ‘raw deal’ in reporting.

PROGRESSIVISM IS MAKING US CLASSROOMS TOO STUPID:  Claim: Climate Change is Making US Classrooms Too Hot.

THIS IS THE COUNTRY THE LEFT LAUDS:  The Uyghurs in China now live in a giant, open air prison camp.

THIS:  One result of the Depp/Heard trial…