February 6, 2026
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February 5, 2026
YEAH, PRETTY MUCH:
Media when thousands of Americans lost their jobs: Haha, learn to code, stupid peons haha.
Media when they lose their jobs: OH THE HUMANITY
Everyone else in response: Yes, very sad. Anyway…
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) February 5, 2026
OPEN THREAD: March on.
ED MORRISSEY: What the Media Won’t Say About Minnesota: Trump Won.
DON’T JUST SIT THERE: Buy the InstaWife’s new book!
THEY HAVE STANDARDS? Gutfeld Destroys the Democrats’ Voter ID Double Standard, and It’s Glorious.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE: Bombshell Report Links Rashida Tlaib to Terrorist Groups.
WHEN THEY TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE, BELIEVE THEM: Is This the Most Mask-Drop Moment Ever by a Leftist?
FLASHBACK: Live long and prosper. If they will let you.
A QUICK HISTORY LESSON: Illustration of true meaning of Mayor Mandami’s “we will replace the frigidity of capitalism with the warmth of collectivism”
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Is the Singularity Here?
I THOUGHT THIS STUFF WAS SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED: Male and Female Brains Start Developing Differently in the Womb, Scientists Find.
BILL MAHER: “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but where does QAnon go for the apology?”
“You know, I mean, QAnon, which believed in lots of really ridiculous things like, you know, Democrats eat babies…but they were kind of harping a lot on the idea that the elites are running this pedophile ring.”
“Now with all that’s come out in the last couple of weeks, there’s a little more than smoke.”
MAHER: “So you know, I mean, QAnon, yes — a lot of crazy there, but you know what?”
“You weren’t totally wrong about that one, guys.”
Bill Maher couldn’t believe he was actually saying it — but he asked the question anyway:
“Where does QAnon go for the apology?”
When Stephen A. Smith asked his thoughts on the Clintons appearing in the Epstein files, Maher noticed one group had been way ahead of the curve on… pic.twitter.com/QH0CpBYBz0
— Overton (@overton_news) February 5, 2026
Earlier, from Mark Steyn: Paedos All the Way Down.
TREAT THE PAIN: MOTAYU Shoulder-Heating-Pad-Heated-Wrap – 3 Heat Settings Heating Pad for Shoulder. #CommissionEarned
WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: Self-regulating living implant could end daily insulin injections.
WHAT IS A WOMAN?
New definition for women just dropped y'all.
Men, have you told the Partner With Eggs in your life how much you appreciate her? pic.twitter.com/M50icu8VB2
— The Heretical Liberal 🇨🇦 (@Rob_ThaBuilder) February 5, 2026
LET HE WHO HAS NOT INJECTED HIS PENIS WITH HYALURONIC ACID CAST THE FIRST STONE: Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate.
The Winter Olympics has long been a battleground for marginal gains. Just look at the International Bobsleigh and Skeleton Federation (IBSF) banning the new helmets Great Britain had planned to wear next week due to their aerodynamic ridges.
Thursday, however, took things to a new level in Milan Cortina — ski jumpers allegedly injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly that little bit further.
The claims were originally reported in German newspaper Bild, in January on the eve of the latest Winter Olympics beginning in Italy and subsequently addressed by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) president Witold Banka during a press conference.
So far, so lurid, but there is science behind the allegations. Injecting the penis with acid would increase its size and give the ski jumpers bigger genitalia at the point their suits are measured by 3D scanners.
Temporarily enhanced measurements would theoretically mean athletes being given a bigger, looser suit and, like a sail catching wind, could allow them to make longer jumps. Research from the scientific journal, Frontiers, published last October said that a 2cm change in a suit represented an extra 5.8 metres in the length of a jump.
If injecting your old chap with acid can lengthen your ski jump, does checking the wind direction and dressing to the right or the left impact the distance as well?
HE REALLY COUNTED COUP, TOOK A SCALP OR TWO: Tomahawked: Bessent Flips the Tables on Sen. Warren Over Affordability.
BAD BUNNY IS SKIP BAYLESS APPROVED! Skip Bayless gets brutally honest about Bad Bunny and ‘boring, cliche’ football players ahead of Super Bowl LX.
A frequent critic of the NFL, Skip Bayless is applauding the league and partner Roc Nation for picking Bad Bunny to headline Sunday’s halftime show Santa Clara.
‘I thought it was an inspired, different sort of choice,’ Bayless told the Daily Mail at this week’s NFL Crucial Catch dinner in San Francisco, hosted by the American Cancer Society. ‘He’s the most downloaded artist in the world, so good for the NFL.’
Born Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio, Bad Bunny is the Grammy Award-winning musician, actor and Donald Trump critic detested by conservatives for his Spanish lyrics and anti-ICE stance. But while some are furious to see him get the biggest stage in music, Bad Bunny has intrigued Bayless, albeit in small doses.
‘You know, it’s funny,’ Bayless began. ‘I thought he was not good, [but] great, in Happy Gilmore 2 because he stole it. He’s a very gifted actor, and I like him on Saturday Night Live. I like him a lot.
‘And the music, I haven’t gotten into yet, I try,’ he continued. ‘And then I heard a song today that I liked, and maybe I’m too out of the demo, but all I know about Bad Bunny is: He is extremely talented in many, many ways, so I’m happy. I liked [the decision].’
I’m so old, I can remember when mass audiences actually knew the music that would be performed at the Super Bowl halftime show — and had heard of the performer before he was announced by the NFL.
SPEAKING OF DOOMED LEFTY INSTITUTIONS: Rick Moran at PJ Media lays out the likely demise of national election-shaping lefty political power in a column updating the old saw that “demographics are destiny” for a country.
“The blue states are in a demographic doom loop. They need to create high taxes to pay for the numerous goodies they give to residents, but that leads to an exodus of wealth and people. To make up for the losses, blue states import and encourage illegal aliens to settle there. But illegals are a huge drain on the state treasury, leading to the need to raise taxes, and the loop closes on itself.”
Yes, Lord, please let it be so!