“HOTSPAN?” Forget Healthspan. Midlife Men Face Pressure to Extend ‘Hotspan’
Millennial men grew up thinking we could stop worrying about our health and looks by retirement. Something’s changed.

Hey, I’m still hot. Suck it up, millennials.

BUSTING ANOTHER MEDIA MYTH: The Political Violence Double Standard. Contrary to claims in the legacy media, political violence has always been a specialty of the Left, not the Right. The recent leftist violence isn’t an aberration due to social media or political polarization. For devout leftists, demonizing opponents and rationalizing violence has long been part of the plan.

CHANGE:

The U.S. Army dropping the M7 rifle for the shorter, lighter XM8 carbine just confirmed what every infantryman already knew:

An 80,000 PSI high-pressure 6.8mm cartridge out of an 10.9-inch short barrel is pure tactical cognitive dissonance.

You get:
• Insane muzzle blast &…

— Ammo Lab (@ammolab1) August 27, 2026

HMM: Silent artery plaques may appear in one in 13 adults before age 30.

GET RID OF PESTS: Zevo Flying Insect Trap for Fruit Flies & Gnats. #CommissionEarned

GOOD: Hoplophobe’s Hell: More Americans Are Rejecting Gun Control.

LIMITED TIME DEAL: Waykar 80 Pints 5000 Sq. Ft 2025 Energy Star Dehumidifier. #CommissionEarned

HMM: Man with sinus infection symptoms diagnosed with heart condition.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: Hormone therapy was once linked to dementia. A huge study found it might lower risk — if you start early enough.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is It Safe to Eat Green Potatoes? A Food Scientist Explains.

READER FAVORITE: roborock Qrevo CurvX Robot Vacuum and Mop, 22,000Pa Suction.#CommissionEarned

“I USED TO BE FAT, NOW I’M NOT.” I lost the weight on a GLP-1 — and I’m still explaining myself to everyone I love.

LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOWN: “If you’re looking for a serious woman, and you’re a traditional man, you’re not finding that in Scandinavia unless you secure her in college. It is a broken society on so many levels and the birth rates are showing you exactly this:”

Not many people know this, but in Scandinavia, there is a huge loneliness epidemic among women and it is primarily because Scandinavia is one of the most feminist and atheist place in the world, so men no longer approach women and instead just have easy sex through dating apps… https://t.co/3ZVM9rw9ld

— Dani. (@Danizeh) August 30, 2026

BILL MAHER RIDICULES LIBERALS’ ‘LAKE AMERICA’ OUTRAGE WITH JAB AT LEFT-WING LANGUAGE POLICE: “‘The liberals are very pissed at this,’ Maher quipped. ‘They say you can’t just go around changing things to fit your political agenda. Just ask any Latinx birthing person.’”

SHE HAS A BRAND:

Anytime I see Billie Eilish in the media, she's either complaining about capitalism or trying to sell me something https://t.co/T6ZzoRoaUz

— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) August 29, 2026

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HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Most universities have ‘too many academic programs,’ chief business officers say.

MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH:

The claim that 400K trans-identified people have fled their states is based on an extrapolation from a non-representative poll that found a total of ten (10) people had fled a state https://t.co/bNgxOeZcqz

— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) August 29, 2026

Tweet concludes, “As @kittypurrzog pointed out on @TheBARPod, the 400K figure was, with some faulty math, extrapolated by Erin Reed based on the NORC survey, which included just 10 trans people who said they’d fled a state. The survey did not provide a representative sample either. So this figure has been all but plucked out of the air and was not actually reached by NORC themselves. It is a figment of Erin Reed’s work with a calculator. This is not to say that trans people are not fleeing red states. But it is extremely unlikely that 400,000 of them have.”

OF COURSE IT DID: ‘Hilarious/handsome/homosexual’ professor defied leftists’ speech patrols. The university launched an investigation.

COMMUNITY NOTE: “X has community notes, and I think community notes — I don’t want to compliment X here, but community notes works pretty well.”

MSNBC contributor reluctantly admits 𝕏 Community Notes actually works, even though it physically pains her to say so.

Rolling Stone called @ElonMusk and 𝕏 "the biggest purveyors of online misinformation."

Now liberals like Molly Jong-Fast are admitting that false information… pic.twitter.com/tR5BGATr13

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) August 29, 2026

SPOILED SOCIALITES LEADING A SOCIALIST REVOLUTION: NYC socialist leaders caught living large, quietly collecting millions from real estate flips.

Typical.

THEY WON’T ABOLISH PRISONS, THEY WILL REPURPOSE THEM FOR YOU AND ME: Mamdani Turns Rikers Murderer Into Victim in Larger Plot to Abolish Prisons.

EVERYBODY’S A #RESISTANCE GANGSTA ‘TIL THE WATER BILL COMES DUE: Crybabies: Stars and Stripes Reporters Want Their Jobs Back.

DISPATCHES FROM THE INTERSECTION OF THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE AND HOLLYWOOD, INTERRUPTED:

The reason this works 1000x better than the movie it's parodying is because it's 1000x more authentic and realistic in identifying the *actual* enemy within–and it's not a cartoon version of al qaeda.
10/10 https://t.co/J8ti7MtQnT

— Peachy Keenan (@KeenanPeachy) August 29, 2026

A RIOT IS THE VOICE OF THE UNHEARD:

Three girls butchered at a dance class in Southport, England by a 2nd generation Rwandan immigrant and the streets exploded because people are done watching governments protect the system that keeps delivering this nightmare. https://t.co/r48kPZdAdl

— Brigitte Gabriel (@ACTBrigitte) August 30, 2026

This is an indigenous population resisting settler colonialism! #Resist!