I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED THAT ZHOU BI-DEN WOULD DO THAT: Vance says Biden admin ‘turned off’ anti-fraud protections, debuts new task force with focus on Somali schemes.
March 31, 2026
THOSE IDEAS DEPEND ON GOVERNMENT, SO YOU’RE MAKING OTHER PEOPLE PAY FOR THEM: Motherhood Is Not Rational. And some ideas to improve it.
While I understand society needs kids… can we just facilitate allowing as many people as possible to work from home? Because that’s how I managed to be a working stay-at-home mom. And how my mother managed it. And my grandmother managed. And now tech allows us to have a whole lot of women (though of course, not all) work from home, if middle-management will only allow it.
SOME DAYS IT’S NOT SAFE TO POST ON X: Men, Women, Propaganda.
March 30, 2026
SEEMS PLAUSIBLE:
I heard that Swalwell is mentioned in the Swalwell files https://t.co/p1UgP1i8Hr
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 31, 2026
NORTHERN BARBARIAN ON X ISN’T READY TO DROP THE PSEUDONYM YET, but he’s an old time warblogger and old-style journalist. Worth following if you’re on X.
Hey, that sounds like BLM over here. https://t.co/IctfYjMu73
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 30, 2026
Oh to be on the plane every time the pilot announces, "This is your captain. We're about to land at…" https://t.co/WI8TjWa3HL
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 30, 2026
All good fun watching Canadians bow and scrape before Islamists, until the erstwhile Dominion morphs into the Islamic Republic of Canada, and we have to go invade them or something.
I mean, someone's gonna have to rescue those bickering transfolk from the rooftop treatment.… https://t.co/Rrk7g2ODzZ
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 30, 2026
JUDGING BY ITS ACTIONS — AND INACTIONS –THE GLOBAL ESTABLISHMENT BASICALLY APPROVES OF MASSACRES OF CHRISTIANS:
This morning, the Greek Catholic Patriarchate issued a statement that all Easter festivities are cancelled in Syria following massacres of Christians by Islamists.
Notice how the media, podcaster class, and European leaders are completely silent.
Why? pic.twitter.com/rv5B4mAXS2
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 30, 2026
OPEN THREAD: So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the depths of the Open Thread.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz https://t.co/Sb4zUtGG14 pic.twitter.com/JW79Wcr7j5
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2026
And how! Aquaman will be a vital diplomat to make inroads with the Gays of Hormuz as well:
Justice for the Gays of Hormuz pic.twitter.com/73SFJr5dBD
— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) March 30, 2026
KONNICHIWA, JAPAN! Americans and Japanese Bond on X Over BBQ’d Meats and Mutual Respect.
🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver.
We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it. pic.twitter.com/ldIEfGZLBW
— 鈴森はるか 『haruka suzumori』 🇯🇵 (@harukaawake) March 29, 2026
Wait til Japan hears Freebird
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) March 28, 2026
Dukes of Hiroshima pic.twitter.com/FKYz7VYJDw
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) March 29, 2026
アメリカ人の赤い野球帽を被ったビーバーへの信頼の高さは異常笑 pic.twitter.com/8QpPimgCkK
— アクアビットakevitt (@akevittnvg) March 30, 2026
Translation: “The high level of trust in a beaver wearing an American’s red baseball cap is abnormal lol.”
Buc-ee’s, always ripe for expansion, may have just discovered a whole new territory to explore.
Naturally of course, “it’s total crickets [from the MSM] when Japanese and Americans voluntarily, joyfully, and directly bonded on X. Why? Because this lovefest is not anti-Western. It’s not anti-American. It’s not pro-authoritarian. It’s two free peoples with no pretensions looking at each other going ‘hey, you’re pretty cool actually.'”
The mainstream media's total blackout on the Japan-America Lovefest on X is interesting isn't it
Over the weekend, something genuinely beautiful and barrier-shattering unfolded between ordinary Japanese and American X users after the rollout of a major Grok powered… pic.twitter.com/kgVwk5OYaN
— Melissa Chen (@MsMelChen) March 30, 2026
HILARIOUS! Rubio to George Stephanopoulos: Maybe You Need to Write It Down.
Rubio had to remind him that not everything is made public and for good reason. Apparently, George is sad that he’s not allowed in on national security briefings or something. “Well, what I mean is – yeah, so you have people that are saying some of the right things privately. Obviously, they’re not going to put it out in press releases, and what they say to you or put out there for the world doesn’t necessarily reflect what they’re saying in our conversations,” Rubio said. “But at the end of the day, we have to see if these people end up being the ones in charge, seeing if they’re the ones that have the power to deliver. We’re going to test it.”
Then came the best part. George implied that if these talks failed, the war would expand.
“This operation is about very specific objectives,” Rubio replied. “The President laid them out on the first night of the operation. I’ll repeat them to you now because I hear a lot of talk about we don’t know what the clear objectives are. Here they are.”
But before he laid them out, he said to George, “You should write them down.” It was so beautifully condescending. And then Rubio laid out the objectives… yet again:
Number one, the destruction of their air force. Number two, the destruction of their navy. Number three, the severe diminishing of their missile launching capability. And number four, the destruction of their factories so they can’t make more missiles and more drones to threaten us in the future.
All of this so that they can never hide behind it to acquire a nuclear weapon. That was our objective from the beginning; that remains our objective now. We are on pace and in fact ahead of schedule on some of those things, and we are going to achieve those things in a number of weeks, not in a number of months.
After that, George cut the segment. Whether he actually ran out of time or knew he’d been owned is to be determined.
Video at link.
AN ARMY OF SNAKE PLISSKINS:
LEAVING LOS ANGELES: L.A. County saw the largest decline of any county in the United States in 2025, according to new census data. https://t.co/nqdjwzjLdK pic.twitter.com/6cVR7XheB9
— KTLA (@KTLA) March 30, 2026
Related: Adam Carolla on Gavin Newsom and why people are leaving California. (Topic starts at 11:35 of this new Reason TV video in case auto-cue fails):
A COOL AND LOGICAL ANALYSIS OF THE BICYCLE MENACE: 85 bikes seized after authorities stop planned Bay Bridge takeover.
The California Highway Patrol said they alerted San Francisco police of a large group of cyclists riding recklessly on city streets, believed to be heading to the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge to enter the roadway and take over the bridge.
Officials noted the cyclists were seen riding directly at moving cars, swerving in and out of traffic and coming close to pedestrians on city streets.
As CHP and San Francisco PD responded to the area, authorities said SFPD Real Time Investigations Center began tracking the group and updating the officers.
Eventually, the group entered the bridge riding the wrong way up the Harrisson Street off-ramp, according to police. There, they met a group of CHP and SFPD personnel.
The California Highway Patrol said 85 participants were detained, cited for riding a bicycle onto a freeway and released. 85 bicycles were also seized by law enforcement on scene, according to authorities.
Much more like this, please.
🚨 NEW: On March 28, 2026. SFPD and CHP Golden Gate coordinated to intercept a large group of bicyclists who were riding recklessly through San Francisco streets and attempting to access the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge—specifically by entering via the wrong way up the… pic.twitter.com/r6ZMQEj4Tq
— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) March 30, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
IT’S ALL ABOUT WHO IT HELPS AND HURTS:
The NYT just pulled off one of the fastest narrative flips in journalistic history…Olympic-level hypocrisy.
Epstein files: “Transparency at all costs! Burn it all down, baby! Release everything!”
Swalwell file: “Whoa, hold up… there’s private info in here… classified…
— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) March 30, 2026
SAME:
I support victory over the Iranian mullahs.
This puts me at odds with communists, jihadists, Democrats, libertarians, griftomatics, podcastards, and other loathsome creatures.
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 30, 2026
LITERALLY. THE LITERAL STATUE OF LIBERTY.
“Then they came for the theater kids, and I said ‘make sure you get all the theater kids’” https://t.co/r4E5ylnmvm
— 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) (@myth_pilot) March 30, 2026
OLD AND BUSTED: Cocaine Bear.
The New Hotness? Sharks in the Bahamas Test Positive for Drugs, Including Cocaine and Painkillers, in a New Study.
TRUMP’S CRUELTY KNOWS NO BOUNDS:
Not only will Iranians die of thirst because of the destruction of the heavy water plant, they will die of hunger from the destruction of yellowcake https://t.co/ZVg585iCyE
— Kamel Amin Thaabet (@K_AminThaabet) March 30, 2026
STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE: #ProtestsSoWhite: Media Ignore Lack Of Diversity In ‘No Kings’ Protests.
(Classical reference in headline.)