August 14, 2026
LEFTISTS ARE ALWAYS COOKING THE BOOKS:
MASSIVE SCANDAL UNFOLDING AT NASHVILLE, TN SCHOOLS
ANOTHER teacher says she was ordered to FABRICATE grades to give a passing grade to failing students
The school then SUSPENDED her after she REFUSED to skew the numbers.
What is going in @MetroSchools?! https://t.co/DtjNpce83m pic.twitter.com/GclbRo5XFO
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 14, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.
WE LIVE IN AMAZING TIMES:
I never expected to be as enthused as I am now about this whole trans thing. https://t.co/WkgaP3UxxE
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) August 15, 2026
Well put.
Bad news, they’ll never acknowledge it. https://t.co/4zKWdXaa73
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) August 15, 2026
DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE:
The fever dreams of boomer white leftist female university administrators may turn out to be more lethal than we ever imagined, as they begin to intersect with AI-era truth equilibration. How many thousands will die from the unbearably efficient rectification of names? https://t.co/Tzp2NakOl4
— Justin Murphy (@jmrphy) August 14, 2026
UPDATE (FROM GLENN):
What Tunku said. https://t.co/isa6qEemsN
— Roger Kimball (@rogerkimball) August 15, 2026
UPGRADE YOUR T-SHIRTS: True Classic Mens T-Shirts. #CommisisonEarned
MILE MARKERS ON THE ROAD TO 9/11:
this account keeps dropping teasers for The Big Day like end credit scenes in a Marvel movie https://t.co/JiAh2Jdygc
— Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 (@CameronCorduroy) August 14, 2026
Tweet concludes, “One student, Zacarias Moussaoui, keeps asking how to fly a plane, but insists that he doesn’t need to know how to take off and land. Moussaoui is arrested.”
As Mark Steyn wrote in 2005, “With hindsight, the defining encounter of the age was not between Mohammed Atta’s jet and the World Trade Center on 9/11, but that between Mohammed Atta and Johnelle Bryant a year earlier:”
Ms Bryant is an official with the US department of agriculture in Florida, and the late Mr Atta had gone to see her about getting a $650,000 government loan to convert a plane into the world’s largest crop-duster. A novel idea.
The meeting got off to a rocky start when Mr Atta refused to deal with Ms Bryant because she was “but a woman”. But, after this unpleasantness had been smoothed out, things went swimmingly.
When it was explained to him that, alas, he wouldn’t get the 650 grand in cash that day, Mr Atta threatened to cut Ms Bryant’s throat. He then pointed to a picture behind her desk showing an aerial view of downtown Washington – the White House, the Pentagon, etc – and asked, “How would America like it if another country destroyed that city and some of the monuments in it?”
Fortunately, Ms Bryant had been on the training course and knows an opportunity for multicultural outreach when she sees one. “I felt that he was trying to make the cultural leap from the country that he came from,” she recalled. “I was attempting, in every manner I could, to help him make his relocation into our country as easy for him as I could.”
“Better dead than rude,” to coin a phrase.
As the “vibe shift” takes hold, Democrats who enthusiastically partook in the most extreme “Woke 1” rhetoric find themselves in a bind. Their old statements now seem unhinged. They can admit they were wrong, perhaps with a nod and a wink to how crazy we all went during lockdown. Or they can dig in their heels and stand by their old positions. Neither option is particularly attractive.
If you try to distance yourself from 2020-era statements, you come off as intellectually spineless and willing to go along with whatever’s popular, either because you have no ideas of your own, or because you’re too cowardly to break ranks. Your convenient conversion might also not be believed. As Ms. Hong found, no one buys that a 37-year-old ought not be judged by the beliefs she held as a 31-year-old. Refusing to capitulate feels good, but doesn’t solve the core problem that voters perceive you as an extremist crank.
So what is a plucky, progressive Democrat suffering from a nasty 2020 hangover to do? If it were me, I’d start by deleting my tweets.
Good luck with that — presumably, the craziest stuff from those running in the midterms and (especially) the Dems’ 2028 presidential candidates have all been screencapped by now by opposition researchers.
And for those on the left who reject the word “woke” to describe 2020 and/or their current worldview:
https://t.co/7clXwIDeIt pic.twitter.com/jK7FsDoNQH
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 13, 2026
BIG IF TRUE: Chelsea Handler warns Todd Blanche will overturn Roe v. Wade if he’s confirmed as attorney general.
Chelsea Handler warns that if Todd Blanche is confirmed as U.S. Attorney General, "he's gonna overturn Roe v. Wade."
(Roe v. Wade was overturned by the Supreme Court in 2022) pic.twitter.com/5Kt1RfYvsk
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) August 14, 2026
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse https://t.co/WAsSMraCGP
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 14, 2026
ACURA HAS MADE SOME GOOD CARS, BUT OVERALL THE BRAND HAS UNDERPERFORMED: Acura Nexera Vision Concept First Look: It Previews Something.
OPERATION ECONOMIC FURY: US will hit Iran economically in ways ‘that have never been seen’ next week: ‘One-two punch.’
INDEED:
There's a bill sitting in the Senate that would address this problem. https://t.co/Pi3Hxde7td
— House Freedom Caucus (@freedomcaucus) August 14, 2026
WORTH ANOTHER LOOK:

FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: He Wet the Cop, Not the Bed. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn a brand-new way to fail the field sobriety test, what’s on the other side of that pond, and how Wyoming Man pretty much arrested himself.”
LIMITED TIME DEAL: ALORAIR Air Scrubber with 3 Stage Filtration. #CommissionEarned
MORE THAN ANY OTHER ADMINISTRATION: We Need to Look at the Full Picture of What the Trump Administration Has Done for the Second Amendment.
IT HELPS TO THINK OF THE MEDIA AS A NARRATIVE-ENFORCEMENT MECHANISM AND LITTLE ELSE:
🚨 Fmr. ABC News’ Terry Moran Says Fauci Shut Down Their COVID Lab Leak Story
“The day that it's supposed to air, it gets reviewed and it comes back to me — it is incomprehensible … I was told ‘Fauci’ … There was an organized campaign … to say there's no way there's a lab… pic.twitter.com/FM2Q6oe3m8
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) August 14, 2026
BECAUSE OF COURSE:
BREAKING: 15 Democratic Attorneys General are attempting to block Trump’s FERC energy reforms that would streamline infrastructure approvals and lower electricity costs, even as the states they represent have seen prices rise between 20% and 73% since 2020 due to left-wing green…
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 14, 2026
REPORT: Jason Arday found dead.
UPDATE:
I'm going to try to write something about this later on today or tomorrow. But this should never have happened for six different overlapping reasons, the most obvious being that it never should have been allowed to get this far: https://t.co/ofkZojlQzS
— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) August 14, 2026
