April 9, 2026
LEGACY MEDIA WITH ANOTHER SCOOP:
Is their no limit to their deception pic.twitter.com/ZL3RUS7RPt
— Nostra, House of Gold (@Nostre_damus) April 8, 2026
WELL, GOOD NEWS FOR ME: Cancer risk is significantly higher for adults who have never married, finds large study.
YOUR DAILY HELPING OF SCHADENFREUDE:
In 2024 George Conway said that Trump was most likely going to prison for the rest of his life. They laughed and declared that they were "taking back the red hats."
Now Conway is crying that he blew a million dollars on Biden. So perfect.pic.twitter.com/r4vCNUhOM6 https://t.co/bRUwLLUkYQ
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 9, 2026
DISPATCHES FROM FORTRESS AMERICA?
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GB Newsโ Alex Armstrong laidโฆ pic.twitter.com/geQR6obYBq
— M.A. Rothman (@MichaelARothman) April 8, 2026
THE 21st CENTURY ISNโT TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED:
Sam Altman has admitted he is on a waitlist for a procedure that would digitize his brain.
The procedure would kill him. He considers this an acceptable trade for digital immortality.
This is the person making decisions about the future of artificial intelligence for hundredsโฆ
— Ryan Fournier (@RyanAFournier) April 9, 2026
Somebodyโs seen Star Trek: The Motion Picture a few too many times:
UPDATE: Sam Altmanโs Really Weird Week Just Got Even Worse. โOpenAI is under investigation after its chatbot, ChatGPT, allegedly helped plan a mass shooting last year at Florida State University.โ
BUT IT’S THE BEST REASON TO JOIN THE NAVY! Pentagon removes Navy photo after people noticed sailor’s arm patch said “SAVE THE BIG BOOTY VENEZUELANS.”
The photo shows a sailor onboard the USS Gerald R. Ford aircraft carrier working on an EA-18G “Growler” Electronic Warfare Aircraft. The pic was uploaded to the Pentagon’s Defense Visual Information Distribution Service (DVIDS).
But then the comments started pouring in.
Donโt show them pictures of WWII planes. Might cause them to keel over.
— Dr. Cosmo (@PhiGamJam) April 8, 2026
Indeed. This seems like pretty small beer when compared to WWII bomber nose art:
I HOPE THIS IS A TREND: Volkswagenโs Future Interiors Will Feature Real Buttons and More Premium Materials.
AND LIKELY NEVER WILL: Nothing Has Changed for Michael Moore. “I knowโฆ your immediate reaction is a quiet laugh. But heโs not kidding. Heโs deadly serious, apparently hoping weโve forgotten his track record of faux documentaries.”
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STILL “MAD AS HELL:” Paddy Chayefskyโs Network Comes to the Criterion Collection in 4K Blu-Ray.
My latest, over at EdDriscoll.com.
OOPS: Russia Cracks Down On VPNs, Brings Down Banks. “Feeling that too much military information has been leaking out via such channels as Telegram (it only took them four years of war to figure this out), Russia officials decided to crack down on VPN use, leading to one of the greatest examples of unintended consequences in recent memory.”
REMEMBER “NO LONGER OPERATIVE”? Chuck Schumer Doesnโt Want You to See This Video About Iran.
MEANWHILE, ON M-SNOW:
โSay what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least itโs an ethos.โ https://t.co/LjOdih36NW
— @instapundit (@instapundit) April 9, 2026
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COLONIALISM, STRAIGHT UP: โGet over itโ: Georgetown professor dismisses concerns about Muslim โrape gangs.โ
The Alwaleed bin Talal Chair of Islamic Civilization at Georgetown University recently told social media users to โget over itโ in response to concerns about a link between โrape gangsโ and Islam.
Professor Jonathan Brown dismissed concerns about the crisis in the United Kingdom in two now-deleted X posts, the Daily Caller reported.
Rupert Lowe, an Independent Member of Parliament, wrote in a post on X, โThere is a link between the rape gangs and one particular religion โ we have seen it again and again and again at our inquiry.โ
โThat religion is Islam. As a country, we must have the courage to face up to that fact,โ he wrote.
Brown replied, โget over it.โ
He then wrote the same phrase in response to another user who called his remark โabsurdly evil.โ
The Alwaleed bin Talal chair was funded by a donation from Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal as part of a $40 million gift split between Georgetown and Harvard in 2005.
GLOBAL PUPPET MASTER EXPOSED:
Been looking for the Deep State in all the wrong places. It's THE FUCKING BUNNY. THE FUCKING BUNNY IS RUNNING EVERYTHING, THE PRESIDENT IS JUST A PUPPET! pic.twitter.com/OseaguR5Iq
— Marc J. Randazza ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐น ๐ง๐ท (@marcorandazza) April 7, 2026
SOLDIERS ALWAYS KNOW WHO HAS THEIR BACKS AND WHO DOESN’T:
Disney needs to cast this guy to play Disgust in a live action Inside Out movie. pic.twitter.com/8cLXXmfuSW
— Rebecca Tucker (@RebeccaTucker85) April 9, 2026
THE HOTTEST OF HOT TAKES FROM THE GRAUNIAD: Are OnlyFans models the best way to explain the climate crisis?
The world, as we know, is in trouble. The last three years have been the hottest ever recorded. Global emissions are still at record highs. The planet is now consistently flirting with the 1.5C limit it promised not to cross. Increasingly, it feels as if we need a genuine miracle to stop us from sleepwalking into catastrophe. Could that miracle be an environmental warning from a woman in her [under]pants?
No, because OnlyFans models have to workout extensively to maintain their physiques, which theyโre quite proud of. And we know from the Grauniad exactly what that means:
TO BE FAIR, THAT’S HIS ENTIRE SCHTICK: Lawrence O’Donnell Gets the Vapors After Pete Hegseth Uses the Term ‘Man’ to Describe Rescued Pilot.
