MARTHA’S IS LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR: Venezuelan Migrants Stun AOC, Thank Ron DeSantis For Sending Them To Martha’s Vineyard: ‘They are not angry at Ron Desantis, they are actually thanking him, they were brought to paradise.’

THEY’RE AFRAID OF HIM: Glory-Hungry Attorneys Demand Authorities Open Criminal Probe of DeSantis for Flights to Martha’s Vineyard.

IT WOULD MATTER LESS THAT OUR INSTITUTIONS ARE SO INEPT IF THEY WEREN’T SO DOMINEERING: Phony Motion Discovered on Trump Raid Court Docket. “Even the Associated Press acknowledged that the document was ‘a clear fabrication.’ Court records and interviews suggest the filing came from a serial forger at a North Carolina federal prison.”

PRIVACY: US Customs agents have been seizing Americans’ phone data unchecked for 15 years. “It’s a known fact to anyone who has traveled outside the country that U.S. Customs and Border Protection are exempt from needing a warrant to access phones and other electronic devices. But in a shocking report from The Washington Post, US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) leaders have admitted to lawmakers that CBP agents have been copying some travelers’ personal data and storing it in a massive database.”

PRIORITIES: Biden Starts Handing Out Grants to Rid Us of Racist Highways. “Fellow white dude Pete Buttigieg, who occasionally makes appearances pretending to be the Transportation Secretary, confirmed that $104.6 million in federal funds from last year’s bipartisan infrastructure bill will be used to dismantle Interstate 375 in Detroit.”

NOT OUR KIND, DEAR: Vámonos! Martha’s Vineyard Begins Deportation of Group of 50 Illegal Aliens.

THE REAL EXTREMISTS ARE IN THE WHITE HOUSE: FBI Agents Accuse Biden of Pressuring FBI to Fabricate ‘Extremist’ and ‘White Supremacist’ Cases.

WHY WOULD 20 REPUBLICANS LIFT A FINGER TO HELP THE DECIDING VOTE ON BIDEN’S INFLATION ‘REDUCTION’ ACT? Manchin Says He May Need 20 GOP Votes for Energy-Permitting Plan.

BORDERTOWN, USA: Martha’s Vineyard Declares ‘Humanitarian Crisis’ After DeSantis Drops Off 50 Illegal.’

TIKTOK IS CCP SPYWARE, PERIOD: TikTok exec won’t say under oath if Chinese communists are accessing US user data.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: DeSantis Is Just Masterfully Trolling Impotent Libs Now. “From the moment that he opted to offer freedom to the citizens of his state rather than become a COVID panic porn fascist, he’s been triggering Democratic politicians and the false narrative smear merchants in the mainstream media.”

SOME PARTS OF AMERICA STILL WORK: Starlink Provides Service To Antarctic Research Station, Now Accessed On All 7 Continents.

I switched to Starlink a couple months ago and the service is very good. And after years of fiddling with pro-level (or at least prosumer-level) networking gear, I’m very happy with Starlink’s foolproof WiFi mesh units.

ATHENA THORNE: Take a Look Inside an Exclusive Conservative Club.

NOW IS IT A RECESSION? FedEx issues ominous warning about the global economy, shares tumble. “Cost-cutting measures outlined by FedEx include reducing flights, temporarily parking aircraft, closing more than 90 FedEx office locations, and deferring hiring plans.”

Monday: Goldman Sachs preparing layoffs across all departments as soon as next week.

PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD: Mike Lindell Is Suing the FBI and the Government for Violating His Rights. Pay Attention. “This was more than gathering evidence under a warrant. This was meant to intimidate him. And by extension, everyone else. Including you and including me.”

LINCOLN BROWN: Finally! A Twitter Fight That Matters! “Normally, Twitter is reserved for baseless accusations, name-calling, smut, threats, and various and sundry cancellations. But every once in a while, the planets and stars align, and for 50 seconds or so, sometimes during a leap-year solstice, Twitter actually does not suck and becomes vaguely interesting. Like sightings of Sasquatch or Nessie, these occurrences are rare but noteworthy when they happen.”

OF COURSE: DoD Diversity chief quietly vanishes off social media when comments mocking ‘white folx’ surface.

LIVE AT 4PM EASTERN: ‘Five O’Clock Somewhere’ with Kruiser, VodkaPundit, Special Guest Megan Fox.

CRISIS BY DESIGN: Biden Admin Awards $80 Million Contract That Prohibits GPS Monitoring Of Illegal Immigrants. “The Biden administration is spending nearly $80 million on a new system to monitor illegal immigrants that prohibits the use of any GPS technology, a decision that experts say will make it impossible to locate their whereabouts after their release into the United States.”

THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER: Greg Abbott Sends Two Busloads of Immigrants to Kamala Harris’s Home.

DISPATCHES FROM THE BLUE ZONES: Half of San Franciscans Have Been Robbed. “Forty-five percent of people surveyed for the poll said they had an item stolen within the last five years. Proportionally, Black and mixed-race respondents felt a more severe impact than other groups, with a majority — 54% of Black respondents and 55% of mixed-race respondents — reporting they had suffered theft. Property crime rates were lower for white residents, 43% of whom had a possession swiped within the time period.”

Previously: Two-Thirds of San Francisco Residents Plan to Flee Due to Crime, Homelessness. “A new poll surveyed 1,653 adults from the city, finding that 65 percent said the city was declining, while 37 percent said they plan to live elsewhere in three years.”

THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT? ‘The Woman King’ glorifies African slave-trading kingdom. “The movie, which is currently being lauded as a celebration of African resilience and womanhood due to its fierce depiction of black Amazonian warriors, couldn’t be further from the reality of the Dahomey kingdom, which was first put in its place by the British for the practice of slavery, and later defeated by the French. “

NEITHER CAN I: DeSantis Sends Some Illegals to Martha’s Vineyard and Right-Twitter Can’t Stop Laughing.

FAMILY TIES: Hunter Biden cries poverty! President’s son is demanding his support payments to four-year-old love child with Lunden Roberts be LOWERED due to a ‘substantial material change’ to his income. “Hunter has never met Navy Joan and would not be able to pick her out of a photo lineup, according to filings in their child custody suit.”

FRAUD, BULLYING, INTIMIDATION: Facebook Worked With FBI to Spy on Americans Who Questioned 2020 Election.