Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

ON SUNDAYS I DO MY BOOK PROMO FOR MOSTLY INDIE WRITERS: Book Promo And Vignettes by Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

And there’s a vignette writing thing.

Also, apparently some of you haven’t seen my announcement that my appearances here will be less than my normal 5 or 6 nights a week (though I’m going to try really hard for that) until about mid-September. We’re in the middle of a move across states, and getting the house in Denver ready to sell. This has involved epic drives every weekend (one of them with me cradling a glass table top, in the backseat of a van…. I mean, things to tell the grandkids about, right?) and trying to get work done on the house we’re hoping to sell in a labor shortage, which is translating into “We do it ourselves.” Fortunately we’re handy, but since we also are trying to do our regular jobs at the same time, it makes for very long days. Tonight I think I scared the grocery store cashier by having a full (and irritated) monologue with a stack of plastic bags that refused to open….  Sigh.

This too shall pass. Likely, like a kidney stone.

WHITE SUPREMACIST NETWORKS GROW!!!!  Parents get coached on how to escape mask and vaccine rules.

I’m so old I still remember when ignoring government’s arbitrary mandates was considered as American as Apple pie and the fourth of July… which are also, of course, white supremacy.

Join us. You too can be white. If it worked for the Latin immigrant chick with quite a bit of the tar brush, it will work on all of you.

OH, HECK, I MERELY GREW UP IN A LATIN COUNTRY:  Women at Home and Abroad.

And I have no patience with women living in what is effectively a matriarchy here, in the US, and bemoaning that their free ice cream isn’t in their favorite flavor, and there are no sprinkles in it, which is what feminists’ complaints amount to. I’ve never punched any of them in the face when she’s throwing herself a pity party with extra self-indulgence confetti, but I’ve come d*mn close. And I’ve delivered some tongue lashings.

HUMANS ARE NOT STANDARD ISSUE; YOU MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOU:  Ask Your Doctor About…

SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE; WE’RE IN MOVING HELL*. BUT THIS MATTERS:  What Is The Nazarene Fund?

Apparently Glenn Beck has started an effort to get five thousand Christians out of Afghanistan before they’re killed or worse. Remember the “young Turks” crucified Armenian Christian women. If you can, please help.

*And I’ll show up intermittently amid bouts of painting and cleaning, and be back on the regular by the middle of September, when we should be full time in new place.

I WAS RELIABLY ASSURED THAT THE ELECTION HAD BEEN FLAWLESS:   Sixteen million mystery ballots demonstrate the need for vote-integrity efforts.

It was flawless. Flawless fraud and bare faced audacity at election theft.

Even Colorado won’t let anyone audit. Colorado! Vote by mail, californicated Colorado. You and I know what that means: Biden didn’t win. Even here.

Bah. Why are we enduring the Junta’s lawless rule, again?

THE SECOND BOOK IS OUT NOW: Barbarella.


Mystery abounds on the planet Camelot, and it’s up to Barbarella to unravel it all in order to save a secretly enslaved populace in what’s supposed to be a literal paradise. Answers will be forthcoming, but getting there will be half the fun—at least for you, gentle reader! And those answers may just bring down paradise…and lead to an even greater galactic evil! Love, lasers and liberty—this one’s got it all, courtesy of acclaimed novelist SARAH HOYT and visionary artist MADIBEK MUSABEKOV!

I DON’T THINK THERE WAS EVER A CHOICE:  Whither Thou Goest.