THE PROBLEM IS THAT ALL LIGHTNING SEEMS TO BE KINKY:  How ‘straight’ lightning could prove the existence of dark matter: report.

EVERY TIME WE THROW ALLIES UNDER THE BUS WE SEND A MESSAGE TO POTENTIAL FUTURE ALLIES:  Afghans who helped the US now fear being left behind.

THE LAST TWO ARE NOT NATURAL RIGHTS AND WERE FDR’S CAMEL’S NOSE UNDER THE TENT:  The Four Freedoms Famously Portrayed by Norman Rockwell Are Under Assault.

But as Americans we have the right to fight for them using the first one. You know, the one that democrats and English Nobility think should be taken away.

IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE A WOKE FACADE COULD HIDE AN ABUSIVE NARCISSIST:  The sick ‘woke’ mom behind Devonte Hart’s tragic death.

BECAUSE WE USE WORDS:  Style Sheet, Peeps, Style Sheet.

I DON’T THINK ANYONE EVER CLAIMED OTHERWISE:  Bill Gates Proves Money Can’t Buy Morals.

And while money doesn’t confer evil, viewing success as proof of morality is insane.

SLEEP WITH TERRORISTS, WAKE UP WITHOUT A BED:  Yes, Associated Press Did Know Hamas Was In The Building.

So, which would AP prefer we believe? That they suck as investigators, or that they were actively collaborating with a terrorist organization? Because you know, it’s one or the other.

ARE WE ALLOWING A CABAL OF OUR ENEMIES TO DESTROY US WITH 1000 CUTS?  Train Carrying Fertilizer and Ammonium Nitrate Derails in Iowa, Town Evacuated, Railway Disabled.

I don’t know guys, it might be a coincidence.

But we’re still under attack, anyway.

CLEAN I TELL YOU, CLEAN:  Windham, New Hampshire, Ballot Audit Forensics Finds CCTV Cameras of Ballot Counting Machines in Audit Room Mysteriously Disabled for 90 Minutes.

Stop laughing.

What we should have done is a do-over.

Constitutional Crisis? Yeah, because having Xi’s hand-frauded team in charge of our politics isn’t a crisis for the document they’re making moot with executive orders? Look, you don’t have to be a meteorologist to see the gathering clouds. And we avoided a heavy rain by calling down a hurricane.

STILL SOME TIME TO SIGN UP:

ELECTIONS SO CLEAN THEY NEED A PROPAGANDA CORPS TO DEFEND THEM:  Arizona GOP Chairwoman Kelli War Explains the Current Political Propaganda War Taking Place in Maricopa County.

UNCONSCIOUS BIAS MEANS “WHEN DID YOU STOP BEATING YOUR WIFE”:   Blue Valley parents say Diversity Club video sent divisive message.

I think the left needs to stop pretending to be mind-readers and free-lance psychiatrists.

SO, I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THE MESS IN AMAZON LISTINGS IS NOT INTENTIONAL: It is still a mess and a lot of indies who depend on their income to eat have been hurt. I can’t help everyone (obviously) but I tried to mitigate the situation for some of my regulars and their friends.  We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Promo Post.

(Yes, it’s a little  long, but stick with it. It could be longer, but a couple of links failed and I couldn’t figure how to make it work. And as my husband reminded me, after two hours of entering links “you can’t hug every cat.” Still these are real people, affected by database issues, and the books sound interesting, and I’ve bought a couple. And will likely buy a couple more tomorrow.)

THE BABYLON BEE WITH NEWS YOU CAN USE: Eight Warning Signs You Might Be Sharing Office Space With Terrorists.

If the AP read the Bee, they could have saved themselves a deal of trouble….

(Oh, and I share my office with terrorists. They’re called cats.)

AH, 2021, NEVER QUIT THE INSANITY:  Pentagon Confirms Authenticity of Video Showing UFO Maneuvering Near U.S. Navy Ship.

SNIFF, SNIFF, AND MARXISM. YOU CAN TELL BY THE SMELL:  Woke Higher Ed Is A Mixture of “Cancel Culture, Critical Race Theory, and Cruelty”.

AMERICAN AIRLINES JOINS THE RANKS OF ENEMIES OF AMERICA:  American Airlines Investigating Pilot After Woke Mob Reported Him for Opposing Critical Race Theory.

THE MARXISTS ARE DANGEROUS AND WE CAN’T AFFORD THEM:  The (Security) Games Progressives Play.

NOTE THE UAE BEHAVING LIKE HUMAN BEINGS. TRUMP DID PERFORM MIRACLES:  Israel under fire update: rockets fall on Arab towns too; UAE tells Gaza their planned infrastructure projects won’t go through unless they stop; the Iron Dome system in a nutshell.

ISRAEL SHOULD IGNORE THE FRAUD IN CHIEF:  Israel under fire update: US pressuring Israel for cease-fire; video of drone operator told to abort strike because children on the target site; former Hamas member: “Hamas is the worst enemy of the Palestinian people”.

THE LEFT DOESN’T WANT UNITY. IT WANTS POWER:  Why We Can’t Have Unity.

THE NEW YORK TIMES LIES AGAIN:  Seaton: An Open Letter To Jan Hoffman.

BECAUSE YOU CAN’T DENY THE THEOCRATIC LEFT’S RELIGION:  OUTRAGEOUS: Space Force Unit C.O. Relieved of Duty for Criticizing Marxism in the Military.

YES, I DO REALIZE THAT THIS IS ZERO HEDGE:  New Video Reveals Capitol Police Officer Giving Protesters Permission To Enter Building.

However, this accords with everything we’ve seen of the Glorious Sixth.  (Style Sheet, people, discipline. Do not under any circumstances adopt the left’s wording. The 6th were not riots. A forlorn hope, a desperate attempt to make themselves heard, a Glorious bit of American hopefulness, to yell one last time “but it was stolen” and perhaps to get our corrupt institutions to wake up. But riots, they were not. What damage there was seems to have been the work of tyros. And honestly I wouldn’t have held a little damage against them. Not with what the left has been and is doing. But nothing was set on fire, and the only one killed was poor Ashli Babbit [#Sayhername; #justiceforAshliBabbit.])

THEY’RE NOT THE ONLY ONES:  House GOP Members Want Answers on January 6 Probe.