THE SECOND BOOK IS OUT NOW: Barbarella.

Mystery abounds on the planet Camelot, and it’s up to Barbarella to unravel it all in order to save a secretly enslaved populace in what’s supposed to be a literal paradise. Answers will be forthcoming, but getting there will be half the fun—at least for you, gentle reader! And those answers may just bring down paradise…and lead to an even greater galactic evil! Love, lasers and liberty—this one’s got it all, courtesy of acclaimed novelist SARAH HOYT and visionary artist MADIBEK MUSABEKOV!

I DON’T THINK THERE WAS EVER A CHOICE:  Whither Thou Goest.

NO, JUST NO:  Boosters, IDs and Crisis With No End.

Show them your middle fingers, and laugh in their stupid faces.

CHINA THINKS ITS SECURE, HAVING SEIZED OUR GOVERNMENT:  China Threatens Taiwan Again. Gee I Wonder Why.

TIME HAS COME TO ASK, IS SHE MERELY STUPID, OR ALSO INSANE:  Kamala Harris Going To Vietnam For Humiliation Tour.

THAT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE ON THE TALIBAN’S SIDE:  Twitter Offers Word Salad to Explain Why It Won’t Ban Taliban Spokesman.

HEY, NEW YORKERS, WHERE IS YOUR SPINE?  New York City Launches Strict New COVID Vaccine Mandates for Indoor Activities.

WHY ARE WE TOLERATING THIS?  Biden Threatens Nursing Homes, GOP Governors Over COVID and Avoids Afghanistan Questions.

MAKE THEM BLEED:  Court Filing: RI Mother Nicole Solas Demands “Compensatory and Punitive Damages” Against Teachers Unions Under Anti-SLAPP Statute.

CLIMATE CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN: Three volcanoes are erupting simultaneously on Alaskan island chain.

Because a year without a summer is what we needed right now, right?

THEY HONOR “WOMEN’S RIGHTS” AS RECOGNIZED BY SHARIA:  Taliban kill woman for not wearing burqa on same day they vow to honor women’s rights.

Which means women’s rights to be treated as rented mules.

MORE AND MORE WE’RE FINDING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING CREATIVE WAS DONE BY NEANDERTHALS:  This Controversial Cave Art Really Was Painted by Neanderthals, Study Confirms.

Casts look at 23 and me. My people are glad of the recognition at last. We’re not brutish cave-people. We’re the strong and silent type. Also — casts look at husband’s 23 and me — we’re coming back, via a sophisticated breeding program…..

MY SHOCKED FACE IS GETTING A WORKOUT:  Video Surfaces of Hunter Biden Telling Prostitute The Russians Have His Laptop and Sex Tapes: “They have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex f***ing, you know”.

OH, SHE IDENTIFIED AS THEIR MOTHER … THAT’S OKAY, THEN:   ‘Mom’ of 3 who got over $200K in donations for rent admits she’s just the sitter.

OH, BUT THEY’RE CLEAN AND ARTICULATE SOPHISTICATED AND VACCINATED:  Party Hearty.

I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM OPPOSED TO UNIONS:  “Good Union Jobs”.

Theoretically there’s nothing wrong with the idea (kind of like “true communism”) but in practice all it does is distort the job market and work as a barrier to competition and innovation. Oh and all too often they’re the tool of collectivists. Even in the early 20th century when — arguably — the semi-literate immigrant workforce needed someone to fight for them, the unions were bully boys and mostly-criminal. Now? In a highly diversified workforce with tons of opportunity?  “True unionism has never been tried.” But the false one has caused enough trouble. Let’s bury it. I get why the democrats like it. Deep six unions and they lose most of their donations. But what actually is wrong with the heads of anyone to the right of Lenin who thinks the fifties were some kind of promised land?

Free minds and free markets. And individual contracts.

THE DEMAND FOR RACISM GROSSLY EXCEEDS SUPPLY: When You Look For Racism Everywhere, You’re Bound To Find It.

So, of course, people manufacture it.

THE ONLY JUSTICE AVAILABLE IN THIS FALLEN WORLD:  How The Free Market Brings Justice.

It’s not perfect. It’s not forgiving. But it exists.

TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH:  American Parents Waking Up To Classroom Takeover.

It was complete thirty years ago. If your kid is a commie moron, thank a teacher.

BAH:  Biden To OPEC: Please PLEASE Give Us More Oil!

Sarah to the country: Listen up, boys, ignore the sad buffons de derriere* of the Junta and frack for your lives. Frack, boys, frack. Frack like you never fracked before. Fracking will end Putin, and corner China, and if the chauves-souris de la lune* come for you, frack in their faces.

*French language deliberately murdered. It’s the mood that I’m in.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  July Consumer Prices Jumped 5.4% While Core Inflation Remained High.

At this point, the seventies are a best case scenario.

HEY, OREGON PEEPS, DO YOU LIKE YOUR KIDS BEING UNEMPLOYABLE?  Oregon Gov. Kate Brown Signs Law Removing Basic Literacy and Math Skill Requirement for High School Graduates.

WELL, IT’S LIKE THIS: THEY DON’T THINK THEY DO, BECAUSE THEY GOT AWAY WITH FRAUD:  Joe Biden and Democrats Have a Growing ‘Independent Voter’ Problem in 2022.

And they’re ready to enshrine fraud. My guess is they’re going to find there’s a critical shortage of the jackboots they’d need to stay in power.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  Investigation: Medical Education And Research Crumbling Under Racial Identity Politics.

SO, ON THE GLORIOUS 6TH:  Jan 6 Prosecutors admit to possession of “images of officers hugging or fist-bumping rioters, posing for photos with rioters, and moving bike racks”.

“So when they got mad because we stole the election in plain sight, we decided to take their very mild protest and claim it was an insurrection.  They said we wouldn’t like what came next.”

“And did you?”

“I still hear the tumbrils rolling. I hid under the bed afraid they’d stop at my door. Then one day they did.”

…..  Or, to put it more clearly: the tea party was the polite request. Trump’s election… not so polite.

They won’t like us when we’re angry. And at this point, most of us are.