BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Florida Continues to Record Lowest Coronavirus Cases Per Capita.

RIGHT, OF COURSE:  Irony Alert: Joe Biden to Tackle Political Corruption With New ‘5 Pillar Strategy’.

Also, is that the most Maoist name for a program you’ve ever heard, or what?

OF COURSE:  So much for ‘the tragedy of the treadmill delayed’ in supply chain crisis — FDA warns of 100 vital drug shortages.

STOP IT, JUST STOP IT, BEFORE THE MARXISTS BURY US ALIVE IN A BOX:  Stop being afraid!

ONE OF THE GREAT TRICKS OF THE LEFT IS MAKING THE VICTIMS BEG FOR IT:  Welcome To The Return Of Segregation.

And make no mistake, these are victims, particularly when treated like mascots.

SO, NORMAL DEMOCRAT FEMALE?  Kamala: “Soul Destroying” Critic And Bully.

GOOD:  Devin Nunes To Helm Trump’s “Truth Social” Platform.

ALL IS PROCEEDING AS EXPECTED:  De Blasio Announces COVID Vaccine Mandate for Private Businesses in NYC.

Team Heads On Pikes is going long on wood supplies.

SIC SEMPER SAVAGES:  Hamas Terrorist Dies In Gaza Attack Tunnel Collapse.

(ALMOST) EVERY SUNDAY I DO A PROMO POST FOR (MOSTLY) INDIE WRITERS:  Book Promo And Vignettes by Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

There is also a fun vignette thing.  Many a novel has started in the comments of According to Hoyt’s Sunday promo post.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Who funds Extinction Rebellion? American & UK millionaires – ‘Some of America’s most famous families, including the Kennedys & the Gettys’.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Tasmania Building a “Black Box” Recorder for Climate Change.

This is not from the Babylon Bee. Repeat: this is not from the Babylon Bee.

YES, YES, BUT SHOULD WE BE THANKING HIM?

FOR ONE, THE PANIC IGNORES HOW VIRUSES HAVE ALWAYS WORKED:  Sunday Talks, Dr. Ben Carson Discusses The Omicron Variant Madness.

ONLY FOOLS AND CRAZY PEOPLE WOULD DO THIS IN A LABOR SHORTAGE:  Mandates Have Consequences – Leesburg Virginia Finds Out The Police Were Not Bluffing, Now Facing a Shortage of Officers.

So, you know, democrats who never figured out the link between work and wealth.

BUT, BUT, BUT, TRUMP WAS IN COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA! ELEVENTY!  U.S. Intel: Russia Preparing Military Offensive Against Ukraine.

WE DON’T HAVE A DEMOCRACY:  China’s Communist Party Mocks U.S. Democracy Ahead of Biden Summit.

And why should we care if a 3rd world sh*thole who can only survive if we buy their crappy products mocks us?
Divest from China with all possible speed, and ignore them as they they fall apart. (Sending them Fauci and Biden in shipping containers with apples in their mouths is optional, but kind of cheery. We can stamp the containers “return to sender.”  Heck, send the rest of the Junta, to show willing.)

THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE MEDIA TALK ABOUT HIM AS THOUGH HE WERE A CAR:  Waukesha Massacre Suspect Has The Sads.

OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS A HOAX, ACCORDING TO THINKING HUMANS:  Smash And Grab Is A Hoax Per AOC.

I DON’T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO DR. FAUCI:  Rand Paul: Americans, Live Your Life This Holiday Season.

I want him on a shipping container to China. With an apple in his mouth.

IT’S NOT WEAKNESS. HE’S ON THEIR SIDE:  U.S. Enemies Take Advantage of Biden Weakness.

Let’s go Brandon!

SOME OF US FIGURED IT OUT WHEN THE LOCKDOWNS MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER:  COVID-19 a Pandemic of Fear ‘Manufactured’ by Authorities: Yale Epidemiologist.

Let’s say you’re one of those insane people who dismissed the low numbers of death/serious illness aboard the Diamond Princess because apparently people on cruise ships have “top quality medical care” (Coo-ey! Is the sky made of candy floss in your world?) in what world — even a candy floss sky one — did it make sense to close local grocery stores but keep walmart open? In what world did it make sense to direct flow in stores so everyone crammed in through the same door, and everyone walked the same path (thereby a crowded/grimy, etc. path)?  In what world did reducing hours of stores make sense? In what world did it make sense to wear a mask to your table then remove it to eat? (Are you less contagious when sitting?) In what world did curfews make sense? In what world did mask mandates outside in botanic gardens and zoos make sense? In what world did it make sense that you were hectored for getting out and driving around, while remaining your car?
In what world did the government stomp on every — no matter how crackpot or inocuous — rumored treatment? In what world, despite all studies to the contrary, do two layers of thin fabric stave off viral infection? In what world are doctors and nurses laid off by the thousands during a supposed pandemic? And finally in what world does it make any sense that a completely ineffective — if not (the numbers are not trustworthy in the sense that we can’t trust anything from collection to reporting, but in the UK there are indications that way) counterproductive — vaccine is being forced on the population by government mandate?

Your government is trying to terrorize you. In face, governments all over the world are trying to terrorize their subjects.  As the “blue model” (Socialist/Marxist-lite model of governance) founders on its internal contradictions and the demise of mass media allows us all to see it, the overreaching, engorged governments and their minions are trying to subdue those they consider their subjects by any means necessary.

Proceed accordingly.

EDITED AND RE-RELEASED BY D. JASON FLEMING:  Rider o’ the Stars.

When he was hired on to the Diamond H Ranch, the stranger gave his name as Dane. After seeing his skill with rope and gun folks started calling him “Lightning Dane”.

Was he a gunman? An outlaw? *Why* was he here? Nobody knew except Dane himself. And he wasn’t talking.

WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY BE FROM THAT DUO?  Bill Nye and Joe Biden made this promo for the massive infrastructure bill and hoo boy is it cringeworthy.

Last time I saw Bill Nye in person, he was in a Hotel bar, late at night, trying to impress two co-eds with lame card tricks.

NEWS YOU CAN’T USE, BUT YOU WISH YOU COULD:  Are Water Plumes Spraying from Europa? NASA’s Europa Clipper is on the Case.