THEY STARTED OUT SOCIALISTS. HOW MUCH DUMBER CAN THEY GET:  Socialist Group Enters New Level Of Dumb.

THAT’S FINE. WE CAN HECKLE THE “ELITES”* TOO:  Lauren Boebert Heckles Joe Biden At SOTU, Elites Faint.

^”Elites” indeed. Snort, giggle. Other than having money, they are below the average American in every single measurement, from common sense to ability to do anything productive, to even the ability to think.  Yes, I know they have “good” (Snort giggle) educations, but that’s what I already said: they have money.

Look, the world could be vastly improved by putting all these clowns in stocks and pelting them with rotten fruit.  Heck, charge $3 for splatting a tomato taken out of a supermarket dumpster on Nancy Pelosi’s deranged kisser, and most Americans would pony up. Add in Chuckie Schemer and Eric Fartswell, or perhaps Bearclaw Vindman, not to mention the cackle that drags Kamala around, and we could retire the national debt.

THE FACT THAT THE 2020 ELECTION COUNTS ARE MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE DOESN’T STOP THE LEFT:  Trump’s Grand Criminal Conspiracy.

The party of science is innumerate.

THEY’RE THE KKK IN A NEW FORM:  VIDEO: Seattle-Area School Board Defends Segregating Meetings by Skin Color.

CLOWNWORLD WITH REALLY BIG SHOES:  CBS News Does Story About Transphobia in Ukraine as Bombs Fall on Country.

DIRECTLY FROM THE HORSE’S ASS:  Nikole Hannah-Jones to Discuss Diversity, Inclusion and Equity at a Veterinary Medicine Conference.

I DON’T BELIEVE IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES:  Sailing Conspiratorial Seas.

Not really. But after the last two years I do believe that the so called “leaders” of the West are a bunch of drunken frat boys, imbibing their Marx and suggesting the stupidest things, just to stay in power another week…..

And that unfortunately I can believe in.

HE COULDN’T FIND A CLOUD:  Confused Old Man Yells at Nation for an Hour.

The worst part is that he wasn’t much better 20 years ago. Is it dementia, or the result of a lifetime of lies?

FROM PAM UPHOFF:  Murder at Kozlov House.   #CommissionEarned.

A Murder Mystery in the Fall of the Alliance series.

A Garden Party at Kozlov House, the Host murdered! Detective Inspector Smirnov is back to find the killer. Was it the angry Wife? A Political Rival? The son? The professor? Or . . . something more sinister?

WITH A CHAIR AND A WHIP, IN MY CASE:  Psychologist reveals how to train your brain to sleep better.

In my case? Step 1 – Remove Marxists from positions of power. Step 2- Educate people about the horrors of Marxism, so it can never happen again.

I’d sleep like a baby. Like a baby, I tell you.

I AGREE, BUT IF VARIOUS LATIN GOP GROUPS STOP TRYING TO RECRUIT ME TO RUN, I’LL BE VERY GRATEFUL:  New Blood Needed.

D*mn it, Jim, I’m a fiction writer, not a politician.  I might or might not be a polemicist. Look, it’s late, and I don’t have to confess.  I’d plead the fifth, but I haven’t unpacked the Devil’s Cut yet and I’d hate to open the brand new bottle of Writers’ Tears.

A GUN BEHIND EVERY BLADE OF GRASS:  The Ukrainian People’s Struggle Reminds Us Why We Need the Second Amendment.

If Russia thinks that the Ukraine is tough going, perhaps they shouldn’t even consider touching the USA. In fact, don’t even think about us, Ivan. Because you don’t have enough nukes. And our gun industry is going brrrrrrrt so hard that you should be able to feel it in Moscow. Heck, the guns we’ve lost while taking them for jaunts on our lakes and rivers and streams are more than you can even think of in your most sanguinary moments. And if those aren’t enough, our kids spend their waking hours day dreaming of 3-d printable guns.

Ignore America. The rest of the world might buy your bullsh*t.  With us? It’s no sale all the way. Yes, I know what the Junta has told you.  Look at the collective derpiness of them.  Would you trust these people to tie their own shoes without help? I assure you though that’s not America. In America we keep our demented, stupid and delusional in DC. The rest of the country will make you think the thing with Ukraine was a picnic for kiddies, in the park.

Ignore the encouragement of the Junta. We do.

IF ALL YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER AND SICKLE:  NYT’s Nikole Hannah-Jones blasts ‘racialized’ coverage of Ukraine war.

DRILL, BABY DRILL:  It’s Time For US To Re-Establish Energy Dominance.

PERHAPS THEY OUGHT COMPLAIN TO PUTIN – I’M SURE HE’D BE SYMPATHETIC:   Russian porn stars moaning after they’re banned from OnlyFans during Ukraine invasion.

YES, INDEED:  It is imperative for the public to learn the truth of which presidents catered to Putin and greatly helped him fund his evil war.

Short form: Liberals project like an IMAX.

LET’S STOP GIVING ANY POWER TO PEOPLE WITH BIZARRE FOREIGN NAMES:  The confirmation process of Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court is an opportunity for the GOP.

What? Yes. It is petty. But unless they were born abroad anyone running around with a foreign name has been raised to look down on the US and its culture. Also, as I told a friend back in the eighties when she announced she was naming her child an African name, so she could finally break from slavery “Oh, so you’re going to name him with the name from the slave-hunting tribes who sold your ancestors into slavery, instead of a name from the culture that freed your ancestors from slavery?”

THEY WILL COME BACK, ALAS:  Ukraine Crushes Three Great Myths About Russia.

IF IT TURNS INTO ONE, IT WON’T BE WHAT THE PEOPLE RUNNING IT THINK:  Is This World War III?

Look, this is the distraction war. Our crazy cakes globalists and their buddies abroad have locked us down, conducted campaigns of intimidation and terror against the people they govern, curtailed our ancient liberties, and when all of this failed, they came up with a jolly war, so they can declare a state of emergency, suppress all opposition and finally, finally impose their great reset.

The only question is whether Putin is in on it, or they just baited him into attacking Ukraine. (Which wouldn’t be incredibly difficult.)

A secondary question is if the world is made of cheese in their world. When this too falls apart, are they actually going to nuke us for being bad, bad proles who don’t conform to the constructs in their indoctrinated little heads?  Stay tuned. It’s not out of the question.

STILL MISSED, BUT HIS DEATH WAS PART OF WHAT PUSHED ME OUT OF THE CLOSET:  March 1, 2012: “Very sad news to report, just breaking. Andrew Breitbart is dead.”

DROP IN THE FILTHY OCEAN RUSHING IN:  Border Patrol Arrests 18 Men Illegal Crossing Border, Including Two Facing Child Sex Crimes Charges.

NO, NO. HE TELLS LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING:  Biden SOTU: Rewriting History Over Ukraine.

OF COURSE NOT. THE GOVERNORS ARE ON HIS SIDE:  Biden Goes After Nursing Homes, But Not Governors.

It’s always little people and small businesses who suffer.

THIS IS A GAME BETWEEN THE WOULD-BE-ELITES. IT’S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS:   Western Crony Capitalists Abandon Russia.

I feel sorry for the people of Ukraine. And the people of Russia. I loathe Putin and his cronies. I’d say Russia needs to clean their house, but then again, so do we.  Faster, please.

NOT HARD ENOUGH:  Blue On Blue: Democrats Smack Each Other Around After SOTU.

Someone give them mallets. Maybe they’ll pound each other out of clown world.