THIS ONE WE’LL NEED MORE THAN 72 HOURS:  On that report that police in Uvalde were just standing around.

I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Top Medical Group Scrubs Discredited Information Used To Push Late-Term Abortion.

THIS IS PERHAPS ACTUAL TREASON-TREASON:  Disclosed: How Obama Administration Officials Conducted Shadow Diplomacy With Iran To Undermine Trump.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Biden shooting blanks (again).

WHAT IF GOVERNMENT PERFORMANCE IS: As Good As It Gets.

MAMA MIA, HERE WE GO AGAIN:  Mortage Crisis Here We Come – Do Dah, Do Dah.

THE LITTLE, UNSPEAKABLY VAPID MAN WHO WASN’T THERE:  Obama: George Floyd More Important Than Uvalde Children.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Combination of Fentanyl-Laced Pills and Social Media Proving Toxic to American Teens.

BECAUSE OF COURSE THEY DO:  Politifact Runs Interference for Stacey Abrams After Revisiting Issue of MLB Pulling All-Star Game.

UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES:  Congressional Budget Office: Inflation Will Continue Into 2023.

FROM HENRY VOGEL:  The Hostage in Hiding

In a family full of heroes, Nora Connaught is the normal one. She’s never fought space pirates. Never saved anyone’s life. Never done anything remotely heroic.

Now she’s 18, and going off to college on another planet. Nora hopes she’ll finally get to live a normal life.

But life never goes as expected.

After pirates hijack the starliner she is traveling on, putting thousands of lives at risk, Nora must live up to the Connaught name.

Can she cast her own heroic shadow?

SO THAT’S WHY THEY’RE TRYING TO STARVE BABIES, IS IT?  US birth rates increased in 2021 for the first time in 7 years.

Can’t allow a bunch of new Americans, can they?

CLIMATE CHANGE, IS THERE ANY THING IT CAN’T DO?  Climate change might be keeping you from a good night’s sleep, study finds.

You know the problem with all these imaginary entities is that authors always end up giving them too many powers, until they become utterly unbelievable.

GOOD:  Pushback: Navy loses in attempt to fire officer who refused COVID shots.

THESE ARE THE REGIMES THAT DEMOCRATS ADMIRE:  Xinjiang Police Hack Reveals Horrors of Uyghur Camps.

WHOEVER IS PUPPETEERING BIDEN IS NOT TERRIBLY BRIGHT:  Biden Didn’t See Afghanstan Withdrawal Cockup Coming.

DUH:  Mental Health Issues Are Not “Bullsh*t”.

IT’S THE AUTHORITARIANS OR HUMANITY:  Why any flavor of authoritarianism must be destroyed.

#teamhumans

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  European Parliament Rejects Discussion on Christian Persecution.

ROLLS EYES:  CDC Now Recommending All US Domestic Travelers Get Tested for Covid Before Travel.

Can anyone find my eyes? they rolled on the floor and I’m afraid the cats will play with them.

THEY’RE ALL STUPID AND VENAL LIKE ALL DEMOCRATS:  an Alternative to Biden in 2024.

THERE’S IDIOTS, AND THEN THERE’S BETO:  Beto Makes the Texas School Shooting About Him by Crashing Gov. Abbott’s Press Conference.

WE WON’T BE FOOLED AGAIN:  Virologists Claim ‘Hyper-mutated’ Strain of Monkeypox is Spreading Globally.

PHILLIP K. DICK, CALL YOUR OFFICE:  Majority Report: Canada’s Latest Advance in Precognitive Legislation.

REMEMBER, THEY STILL WANT TO DO THIS: The ‘Mary Poppins of Disinformation’ Inadvertently Spills the Truth About What the Board Was Going to Do.

It’s only going to get crazier. And stupider.