UNFORTUNATELY THE VILLAGE MIGHT HAVE TO BE BURNED BEFORE IT CAN BE SAVED:  The problem with saving academia.

EVERY TIME GOVERNMENT GETS PERMISSION TO KILL ITS SUBJECTS, IT GETS A TASTE FOR IT:  MAID in the Great White North: Canadian per Capita Euthanasia Deaths Now Beat U.S. Gun Deaths.

OH. THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  BOMBSHELL: Nathan Wade admits to coordinating with the White House in the Georgia prosecution of Donald Trump.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SHOCKED FACE? I SWEAR I’M GOING TO MAKE STEPHEN GREEN SIGN IT OUT WHEN HE BORROWS IT:  Man filmed being rescued from Syrian jail may have provided ‘false identity,’ CNN admits.

THAT’S BEEN A GOOD QUESTION FOR A FEW YEARS NOW:  What the Hell is Happening at West Point?

FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING:  The Mystery in the Skies and the Shift on the Ground.

THIS NONSENSE HAS TO END:  Biden’s Power-Mad EPA Boasts of Its First “Climate Change Arrest”.

OKAY. I’M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS. AFTER THE LAST FOUR YEARS I’M NOT GIVING ANY CONSEQUENCE TO AN ALIEN INVASION. NO, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. THIS PLOT IS ALREADY TOO CRAZY:  Pilots Report Mysterious Lights ‘Moving at Extreme Speeds’ Across Oregon.

ON SALE FOR 99c FROM SARAH A. HOYT:  Darkship Thieves.

ALL OF US LOVE CHAINSAW MAN!  Man-Crush.

IT’S THE SEASON:  I Saw Mommy Kissing Memes.

IF THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING, THEY’RE LYING:  Biden Admin Takes Credit for Israeli Victories It Tried To Prevent.

NEVER BOW TO THE LEFTISTS. IT WON’T HELP YOU WITH THE LEFT, AND IT PISSES OFF THE RIGHT: By Bowing To The Leftist Mob, Caitlin Clark Abandons Her Most Ardent Defenders.

AND WE NEED BOTH:  A Word to the DOGE: ‘Reduction’ Is Not Synonymous With ‘Reform’.

GOOD. COUNTRIES NEED TO STOP SELF-HAMPERING:  El Salvador Now Looking to Mine $3 Trillion in Gold and Other Critical Minerals.

IDEOLOGY BLINDED IDIOTS:   ‘We Look Like Idiots!’ Van Jones Continues His Post-Election Tear Against Democrats.

STILL NOT TIRED OF WINNING:  ABC, Stephanopoulos Must Apologize to Trump, Pay $15 Million to Settle Defamation Suit.

BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Comprehensive Study Finds Gaza (Hamas) Health Ministry “Civilian” Death Claims “Inflated and Misleading”

WE SAW THEM WITH THEIR MASKS OFF. WE’LL NEVER FORGET:  The Bluegeoisie.

AND THE UK WILL LEARN FROM GERMANY’S EXAMPLE:  Get ready for the Ed Miliband blackouts.

GERMAN (LACK OF) WIND PROBLEMS:   Germany Gets Dunkelf**ked Again, Norway To Dismantle Power Cables To Europe, Last Day For 30% Off.

ABOUT TIME SOMEONE NOTICED:  Obamacare is the missing word as Democrats rage against healthcare system.

SOCIALIZED MEDICAL CARE:  This Canadian man died after a hospital failed to diagnose his torn artery and left him waiting for six hours as a low-priority patient before he gave up, went home, and expired.

SAY IT “HE WAS ON OUR RADAR”:  Surprising Twists in CEO Killer Case: Suspect’s Actual Relationship to Healthcare Co, and When First ID’d.

WELL, THAT’S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. IT’S NOT SOMETHING GOVERNMENTS HAVE AN INTEREST IN:  Amid cuts to basic research, New Zealand scraps all support for social sciences.