Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
April 18, 2026
LANGUAGE WARNING, BUT GO READ THIS: I am bone-weary…fucking exhausted…of the black-pilling vermin slithering through our discourse like intellectual tapeworms, gorging on their own bile while the architect of American resurgence executes a masterclass in geopolitical vivisection that would make Machiavelli blush and Sun Tzu nod in grim approval.
AND SOMETIMES I AM BEWILDERED BY WHAT THEY THINK OF US: Two Worlds.
IF YOU MISSED IT, THIS COMES WITH FREE CHAPTERS: A Small Pause For Self Promo.
April 17, 2026
FREE CHAPTERS OF BOOK ABOUT TO DROP: A Small Pause For Self Promo.
I CONTINUE MY EFFORTS TO INTRODUCE YOU TO WRITERS WHO DON’T HATE YOU: Writers who don’t hate you, Extraordinary Promo Post 5.
OUR HEROES AREN’T WIDGETS, EITHER: Captain America: Guardian of Civilization’s Flame. Why Captain America fails as a propaganda tool and why so many hate him.
WELL, GOOD TO KNOW: ICE Does a Triple Pick-Up of Illegals in Minnesota…and Their Crimes Are Heinous.
POOR AND UNDER THE BOOT OF A DICTATORIAL REGIME IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE: Our Poor Relations.
NO, NO. IT REALLY DIDN’T: DID Hungary move to the left?
THE OLD DINGY LADY IS AT IT AGAIN: NY Times Tries Normalizing Hasan Piker the Same Week He Reiterates Support for Hamas.
SOCIALISM KILLS FAST OR SLOW, BUT IT ALWAYS KILLS: MF DOOM: the legendary underground rapper killed by socialized medicine.
BAD SCIENCE FICTION WRITERS HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR: So, ignoring questions about export control policy: AI is not like enriched uranium or not like nuclear weapons, and comparisons to enriched uranium or nuclear weapons are profoundly bad.
EVERY STATE NEEDS TO DO THIS: NC to feed voter data to Homeland Security under new noncitizen removal rules.
THAT THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS KEEPS HAPPENING: Noncitizen charged with voting in Minnesota 2024 election after admitting ‘mistake’ to investigators. The charges come as Republicans push voter ID legislation against Democratic pushback that noncitizen voting is rare.
It’s not rare. And many of them don’t even know they shouldn’t be doing it.
IT’S WHAT THEY HAVE. IT’S WHAT THEY ARE: It is All Lies and Deception.
ARE SOMETIMES USEFUL, BUT YOU SHOULD DITCH THEM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: False Preferences.
HE’S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT: Two simple tests for bad commentary on the Iran War. And a more subtle test.
April 16, 2026
ON PRE-ORDER FOR RELEASE ON THE 23rd: FROM SARAH A. HOYT:
#CommissionEarned

Some letters come from the living. Some come from the dead. This one comes with a formula that turns a rowboat into a miracle.
Seventeen-year-old Lord Michael Ainsling — youngest brother of the Duke of Darkwater, builder of mechanical marvels, survivor of fairyland — receives a letter from a man sixteen years dead. The inventor Tristram Blakley has not perished; he has been imprisoned by his own genius and begs the one mind in all of Avalon brilliant enough to understand his work to set him free. All Michael has to do is find seven missing brothers first and walk a magical path..
Fifteen-year-old Albinia Blakley has spent her whole life under her mother’s iron thumb — and her mother is a witch. The day Al finally escapes down a rope of knotted sheets, she lands in a world she doesn’t recognize, with no money, no magic kit, and no idea that the stranger who catches her is about to become her greatest ally.
Together, a girl with more secrets than she knows and a boy who builds machines that try to murder him must outwit a sorceress, navigate the treacherous courts of Fairyland, and unravel an enchantment years in the making — before a family is lost for good.
Witch’s Daughter is a gaslamp fantasy brimming with wit, warmth, and wonder, for readers who love their magic wrapped in velvet and their adventures served with morning tea.