PROBABLY GOOD:  Trump administration pushes tougher English rules for Mexican train crews crossing into the US.

INTERESTING:  Liberal court stuns with ruling that hands Trump major immigration win.

MY HUSBAND GOT TIRED OF WATCHING ME UPLOAD MEMES ONE BY ONE LIKE A DIGITAL JUAN VALDEZ:  A giant Leap For Memes.

GEE, IF ONLY THERE HAD BEEN SOME WARNING THAT SOCIALISM ISN’T GOOD FOR A COUNTRY:  Fed-up Spaniards lash out at socialist prime minister after migrant invasion: ‘A third-world country’.

WHO CARES WHAT LA CAGE AUX NÉVROSÉS THINKS?  Here’s Why BlueSky Is Accusing Jeopardy Host Ken Jennings of Being ‘Transphobic’.

IT’S AS IF SOCIALISM DOESN’T PLAY SO WELL OUTSIDE THE COASTAL ELITES:  Francesca Hong Continues Trying to Distance Herself From the DSA.

IS SHE THE WORST. JUSTICE. EVER?  Wait, Ketanji Brown Jackson Really Said That…on This Podcast?

GOOD:  America Sanctioning Iran’s Mahan Air Network and IRGC-Linked Front Company.

THE INFLUENCE PEDDLING OPERATION IS NO LONGER WORKING:  Hunter Biden: “Hey, I’m Broke … and So Is My Old Man.”

BETTER THAN SPAIN!  Reconquista.

HE’S NOT WRONG:  Fauci the murderer.

HERMETICALLY SEALED:  Life in the bubble.

THIS HEADLINE IS AMAZING AND I’M HERE FOR IT:  Karelian Bear Dogs Take on Tahoe’s Bear Invasion.

IT’S JUST WHAT GREW OUT OF THE FACT THAT HUMANS TRADE NATURALLY:  Nobody “designed” capitalism.

GOOD:  Sisters, diocese sue NY State over assisted suicide law.

THIS IS FAIR: I’m sorry Roon, I have great respect for you, but in both of the incident reports in question, even if we take them on face value, which I have a great deal of difficulty doing, the description is one of raging incompetence, with no real IDS logging in place, with terrible sandboxing far worse than normal industry standards, with no one actually paying attention to what is going on, with no compensating controls.

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WRITING ALSO DOESN’T DO THAT, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING:  Money for Nothing and Your Chicks for Free. Neither surrendering to collectivism nor playing the guitar on the MTV is a realistic solution.

WITH A STORY BY CAROLINE FURLONG:  Bulletin: Cirsova’s 2026 Summer Special is LIVE!

AT LEAST:  Cease-fire Trump wants must begin with Iran — and there will be ‘price to pay’ for any attacks, US official warns.

AS IF EITHER KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT ECONOMICS OR PATRIOTISM:  Ro Khanna and Bob Brooks ‘New Economic Patriotism’ Tour That Doesn’t Hold Up to Scrutiny.

PER THE AP STYLEBOOK, DEALS WITH RELATIVES OF CONGRESSPEOPLE ARE ONLY SHADY WHEN THE CONGRESSPERSON IS REPUBLICAN:  Company of ‘Squad’ Member’s Husband Just Landed $2B Contract in a Blue State and It’s Shady.

IF DATA REPUBLICAN DIDN’T EXIST WE’D HAVE TO INVENT HER:  Here’s why they were so desperate to cover up the lab leak: The 2003 SARS outbreak exposed how outdated WHO’s disease rules were, since the old International Health Regulations only covered a few named diseases. In response, the World Health Assembly launched a revision process.

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WHEN SUPERVILLAINS LOSE THEIR PLAY THEY DON’T APOLOGIZE:  No Apology, Just Pleading the Fifth. Really? Not even once?

BOUND TO HAPPEN:  Vigilantes terrified of draconian new surveillance network spying on Californians go on wild rampage.

GOOD:  ICE Dismantles Criminal SIM Farms.