Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

I KNOW YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS MY SOLUTION FOR EVERYTHING, BUT ABOLISH HIGHER HEAD, SALT THE GROUND:  Why forgive loans without solving underlying issue?

Rebuild differently. (See, I’m not Jane-one-note. I don’t say that about the Federal Bureau of Inanity.)

HAVE YOU NEVER NOTICED THE SIZES OF CATHOLIC & MORMON FAMILIES?  Devout religious followers have better sex lives: shocking study.

Honestly, it’s also that if your religion dictates monogamy and life-long marriage, you’re having sex with someone you absolutely trust. how can that not be better? This is only shocking for people who think Hollywood writers are in touch with reality.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HARDCOVER, SHIPPING TOMORROW: FROM SARAH A. HOYT: DARKSHIP THIEVES.  #CommissionEarned  (Link fixed.)

Darkship Thieves by [Sarah A. Hoyt]

Athena Hera Sinistra never wanted to go to space. Never wanted see the eerie glow of the Powerpods. Never wanted to visit Circum Terra. She never had any interest in finding out the truth about the Darkships.
You always get what you don’t ask for. Which must have been why she woke up in the dark of shipnight, within the greater night of space in her father’s space cruiser, knowing that there was a stranger in her room. In a short time, after taking out the stranger—who turned out to be one of her father’s bodyguards up to no good, she was hurtling away from the ship in a lifeboat to get help.
But what she got instead would be the adventure of a lifetime and perhaps a whole new world—if she managed to survive….
A Prometheus Award Winning Novel, written by a USA Today Bestseller.

THIS SHOULD BE BARRED NOT ONLY BECAUSE HE’S DEFILING A SITE HOLY TO US AMERICANS, BUT ALSO BECAUSE NEITHER HE NOR HIS ASSOCIATES HAVE A SOUL:  Biden will be speaking on Thursday about “the soul of the nation”.

Therefore, the subject is quite outside of his expertise.

Mark my words, they have no idea how angry the people are. This is going to get a out of control and a lot of people are going to get hurt, but the idiots just can’t stop pushing and pushing and pushing.

FELLOW USAIANS (LOOK, IT’S A REFERENCE) WE NEED TO STOP THIS CREATURE DESECRATING OUR HOLY SITES:  Primetime Speech On Soul Of Our Nation For Biden.

All his speeches should be given from Obama’s guest room, or the urinal atop Marx’s grave*. Let’s start the petitions.

*You mean there’s no urinal there? Well, let’s start that too. A pissoir for Karl!