RUBS MIDDLE OF FOREHEAD TO STAVE OFF IMPENDING MIGRAINE:  FBI and Air Force Raid Area 51 Researcher’s Homes.

Are they afraid we’ll find Biden’s home planet?

YAY:  Artemis I Moon Mission Launches Successfully….Finally.

FIRST ASTROLOGY, NOW EGYPTIAN ‘BIRTHMAGIC’? HEINLEIN WEEPS:   ‘Tramp stamp’ tattoos originated by ancient Egyptians for birth ‘magic’.

TEACH WOMEN THEY CAN PUSH THE HOT/CRAZY MATRIX JUST SO FAR:  OnlyFans star Courtney Clenney seen covered in blood after allegedly stabbing boyfriend to death.

PRIVATE? WHO EXPECTS PRIVACY ONLINE?  Slack is not as private as you think — you can see co-workers gossiping.

I DON’T KNOW. I KNOW NONE OF IT MATTERS UNLESS WE ELIMINATE OR REDUCE FRAUD:   What Is Behind Trump’s Attack on DeSantis? Has He Lost His Marbles or Does He See Things the Rest of Us Do Not — Such as the Florida Governor Being Set Up as a Stool?

Electoral fraud should bring the death penalty, for a first offense. Repeat offenders, we’ll be more lenient with./s

THIS IS WISE, WEATHER IT’S TRUE OR NOT:  Poland, NATO: ‘No Evidence’ Russia Launched Missile That Landed in Poland, Killing Two.

Back when the Archeduke was killed someone should have said “Some kid playing with a gun. Tragic misfire. I mean, the archduke wasn’t even supposed to be here.” End of story. (And I have no indication it’s not true, btw. It just hit me this is very wise, either way.)

SOME COUNTRY. NOT THIS COUNTRY, TO BE HONEST:  Nancy Pelosi Claims Democrats Have “Always Been” Unifying The Country.

Possibly an imaginary country drawn on forbidden paper with abolished ink. But definitely a country.

OUR ECONOMY IS GUIDED BY THE FINEST OF MINDS:  Disgraced crypto CEO Caroline Ellison tweeted about ‘regular amphetamine use’ in 2021.

IT SHOULD SPARK DECORATED LAMPPOSTS:  China’s Zero-Covid Lockdowns Sparking Protests in Guangzhou.

#TEAMHEADSONPIKES Foreign Exchange Committee.

ANYONE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THE CHINESE ARE A CIVILIZED NATION: YOU’RE WRONG:  Female U.S. Journalist Asks Human Rights Question, Manhandled By Chinese.

Yes, sure, paper, fireworks, heck, let’s established they invented everything. But then they caught Communism, and it’s been downhill since. (And they never were too hot on human rights.)

WHAT? DID HE MISS THE UPDATE FROM MINTRUE?  NBC Suspends Reporter Over Retracted Paul Pelosi Story.

SURE. SATAN JUST A GUY WHO LOVES FIREPLACES:  Hunter Biden: Just A Guy Who Loves To Paint.

TBF VOTING AGE SHOULD BE 21 AT LEAST, BUT THAT SHIP HAS SAILED:  GOP clinches the 218th House seat, flipping the House; Trump announces 2024 run; Kevin’s McCarthy re-elected as House (and with that, presumptive Speaker); laughable claim that GOP wants to change voter age launched as chum for Gen-Z low information voters.

SURE, OF SANE PEOPLE. BUT THE ARISTOS LOVE IT:  The digital dollar should scare the hell out of all of us.

JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR: ThERe iS ABsoLuTeLY nO fRAud!

(Ransom note style intentional.)

DOES THE WORLD BANK ALSO HAVE TO GEN-GINEER THE UNICORNS THAT WILL FART TO KEEP IT GOING?  Australia Demands the World Bank Pay for the Renewable Transition.

The innumerate extorting the economically illiterate to pursue the scientifically impossible.  The clown car fell in a dumpster and the whole thing caught fire, already.

PLEASE, PLEASE, IF YOU’RE UP THERE HAVE ALTERNATE FORMS OF HEAT:  Winter Warning to Biden Administration (New England Energy Shortages Ahead?)

And if you haven’t prepped, do it now. Food, fuel, Freedom Seeds to defend both. May G-d bless you and keep you through this very hard winter ahead.

IT’S TIME TO LOOK TO THE BORDERS: October’s Border Arrests Are The Third Highest In U.S. History.

A government that ignores invasion is not in fact fulfilling its primary constitutional role.

THE MAN JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO LIE DOWN AND QUIT:  Trump Won’t Be Defeated By Media, Conservative Or Otherwise.

You’d think they’d have gotten used to it by now.

I’M STILL GOING TO PUT MY MARKERS ON: RUMORS OF OUR DEMISE ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED:  Time to face some hard truths about America’s political future.

It’s going to be hard. Very hard. But in the end the only things worth winning are hard to get. Birth happens in blood and pain just like death. So, shoulders up. Don’t stop fighting.

BEHOLD, MY VERY SHOCKED FACE:  Russian Software Falsely Labeled as ‘American’ Found in Apps Used by U.S. Army, CDC.

UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY IT DOESN’T INVOLVE RAPIERS:  Republican FL Sen. Rick Scott Will Challenge McConnell for GOP Senate Leadership.

OH. WELL, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN YET INEVITABLE BETRAYAL:  BREAKING: Russian missiles hit Polish border town, killing two.

The leaders of the world want nothing more than a reprise of WWII right now. They think that something like that war, which allowed them to clamp centralized, top down government on the nations of the world would bottle the lightening again.  They tried with the Covidiocy. Then they tried the “the earth will boil in 12 years, but that only scared their own, subnormal supporters. So, a war was inevitable. And I think they break their teeth on it.

GO READ:  A Tuesday Omnibus.