Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
November 21, 2022
WELL DUH. ALSO, MUST REFILL STOCK OF POPCORN: Elon Musk: “Trump will be reinstated” To Twitter After Wins Reader Poll.
THAT MEANS ITS STINKING LIKE WEEK OLD FISH AND IMPOSSIBLE TO HIDE: Liberal Media Begins to Notice Problems Associated with Transgender Medical Treatments for Kids.
FAIR. HER AFFAIRS (AND AT LEAST ONE MARRIAGE) ARE EXTREMELY DOMESTIC: Kevin McCarthy Vows to Remove Ilhan Omar From House Foreign Affairs Committee.
GET WOKE GO BROKE ON A STATE LEVEL CAN’T BE HELPING: Recession and Inflation Drain California’s $100 Billion Surplus.
November 18, 2022
FOR REASONS: This is a free short story collection.
It’s probably full of typos. I was left unsupervised to assemble it and every piece of software was actively fighting me. But it’s free. And I hope it’s fun. It contains two of my favorite written-by-me stories.
Oh, yeah. I’m taking the night off. Don’t worry about it.
HEY, I’M NOT ALONE! You’ve Been Gaslighted – Democrats Just Stole Another Election.
IF I DID EVERYTHING AS I’M SUPPOSED TO, THIS SHOULD BE ON SALE FOR 99c: Draw One In The Dark (The Shifter Series Book 1.
#CommissionEarned
(This is the beginning of my normal annual sale between my Birthday and Christmas. Remember that you can buy now and have it delivered on Christmas day to someone’s kindle.)
Something or someone is killing shape shifters in the small mountain town of Goldport, Colorado.
Kyrie Smith, a server at a local diner, is the last person to solve the mystery. Except of course for the fact that she changes into a panther and that her co-worker, Tom Ormson, who changes into a dragon, thinks he might have killed someone.
Add in a policeman who shape-shifts into a lion, a father who is suffering from remorse about how he raised his son, and a triad of dragon shape shifters on the trail of a magical object known as The Pearl of Heaven and the adventure is bound to get very exciting indeed.
Solving the crime is difficult enough, but so is — for our characters — trusting someone with secrets long-held.
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SO… LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BUY AN OWL FOR $100: Arizona police say don’t do drugs or you might end up buying owls from strangers for $100 at sketchy gas stations.
AND SOME DAY WE’LL REGAIN OURS: Slowly the Ukrainians continue to regain their country.
ACTUALLY, GIVEN THE CORRUPTION OF THE ELECTIONS, EXPOSING THEIR *SSES IS A GOOD WAY TO FIGHT BACK: GOP should recalibrate their priorities.
Provided we had even half sane leadership. Looks at the people in charge. Yeah.
ON ACCOUNT OF THEY ALREADY HAVE A RELIGION, THANKS: Poll shows religious Americans are less likely to be concerned with climate change.
WHO’S WRITING THESE NOTES FOR HUNTER’S DAD? Biden flashes ‘cheat sheet’ telling him when to sit, speak at G20.
SEND THE CRISIS TO THEM, EVERYWHERE: Philadelphia’s Turn to Get a Taste of Biden’s Border Crisis.
HE COMMITTED SUICIDE, SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE CHEST FIVE TIMES: Vadim Boyko, Russian colonel tied to mobilization, dies mysteriously.
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Today’s blacklisted American: Anti-Semitic attacks skyrocket on college campuses.
OH, WAIT, YOU’RE SERIOUS, LET ME LAUGH HARDER: Claim: Climate Models Are Imprecise, Because Psychologists Were Not Consulted.
THERE’S STILL LIFE IN MY OCCUPIED FORMER STATE: Thanks, Colorado Springs Gazette, for Warning of the Dangers of “Climate Change Catastrophism”.
THESE ARE NOT DECENT PEOPLE: FLASHBACK: Founder of Climate Group Vandalizing Famous Paintings Said Holocaust was ‘Normal Event’.
PEOPLE AREN’T WIDGETS: Schumer: We Need Amnesty for Illegals Because Americans Aren’t Reproducing Like They Used To.
I suggest Chuckie attempt reproduction with himself.