Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
August 10, 2019
DOG BITES MAN: Biden Gaffes But Blames Trump.
SORRY TO HAVE BEEN ABSENT THE LAST TWO NIGHTS: Was at signings in Denver and Colorado Springs for Monster Hunter Guardian.
Below is photo with Larry Correia, David Butler and a fan. The fan [Fan is Dan Bridgwater. I had to ask him, before I named him, just in case he didn’t want to be known as taking pictures with manatees!] is the one up front (in case of someone shooting at us, obviously. I mean, we have books to write!) and Dave Butler has the pirate hat. I’m holding a manatee. The other is Larry Correia.
I’m not that short. Larry is 6’6″ or thereabouts. Okay, yes, my kids call me “midget” but it’s not true. I’m only slightly vertically challenged.

August 7, 2019
MY FRIEND LARRY CORREIA AND I WROTE A BOOK TOGETHER: Monster Hunter Guardian (Monster Hunters International Book 7).
NEW ENTRY IN THE BESTSELLING MONSTER HUNTER INTERNATIONAL SERIES BY DRAGON AWARD–WINNING AUTHORS LARRY CORREIA AND SARAH A. HOYT
When Owen Pitt and the rest of the Monster Hunter International crew are called away to mount a month’s-long rescue mission in a monster-infested nightmare dimension, Julie Shackleford—Owen’s wife and descendant of MHI founder Bubba Shackleford—is left behind. Her task: hold down the fort and take care of her new baby son Ray. Julie’s devoted to the little guy, but the slow pace of office work and maternity leave are starting to get to her. But when a routine field call brings her face-to-face with an unspeakable evil calling itself Brother Death, she’ll get more excitement than she ever hoped for.
Julie is the Guardian of a powerful ancient artifact known as the Kamaresh Yar, and Brother Death wants it. In the wrong hands, it could destroy reality as we know it. Julie would die before giving it up.
Then Ray goes missing, taken by Brother Death. The price for his safe return: the Kamaresh Yar. If Julie doesn’t hand over the artifact it means death—or worse—for baby Ray. With no other choice left to her, Julie agrees to Brother Death’s demands. But when you’re dealing with an ancient evil, the devil is in the details.
To reclaim her son, Julie Shackleford will have to fight her way through necromantic death cults, child-stealing monsters, and worse. And she’ll have to do it all before Brother Death can unleash the Kamaresh Yar.
It’s one woman against an army of monsters. But Julie Shackleford is no ordinary woman—she’s one tough mother!
DEMOCRATS HIT BOTTOM, GET EXCAVATOR: A New Low For Democrats?
IF SHE WINS THIS ONE, THERE’S A TON MORE WAITING IN THE WINGS: Sarah Palin’s Defamation Case Against New York Times Reinstated.
I SAY HE NEEDS HANGING, CUT DOWN WHILE STILL LIVING, AND HIS ENTRAILS BURNED BEFORE HIS EYES. IF THAT’S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL, IT JUST BETRAYS TIMIDITY OF THE PUBLIC TO ENDURE THIS NONSENSE WITH NO RETALIATION: Peter Strzok Sues FBI, Cites Privacy And Freedom Of Speech Were Violated.
Look, he betrayed the will of his sovereign, we the people, and plotted against us, and our lawfully constituted Republic. And then he wants redress from our courts… I might be a little angry.
THIS IS WHAT COMES OF TRYING TO BUY A HIT ON THE CHEAP! ALWAYS SHOP AT A REPUTABLE PROVIDER FOR ALL YOUR HITMAN NEEDS! Pornhub star Lynn Pleasant faces 10 years in prison for paying ‘hitman’ £4k to have son’s father murdered.
THIS IS NOTHING AGAINST FEMALE DOCTORS, BUT IF WE’RE GOING TO HAVE THEM (AND GIVE THEM PREFERENTIAL ADMISSION TO MED SCHOOL) MAYBE WE NEED TO EXPAND THE SLOTS IN MED SCHOOL … OR EVEN INCREASE THE NUMBER OF MED SCHOOLS? Too many female doctors go part-time or stop working — why that’s a big problem.
Nyah – Just give out more h1b visas, that’ll solve it!
AND THE YOUNG EXPERIENCE EVEN MORE PRESSURE, BECAUSE EVERYONE PUTS THEIR CRAZY ON THEM. THE FEARS GENERATED BY RAPID TECH CHANGE BECOME APOCALYPTIC THEORIES. AND THE KIDS DON’T KNOW THEY SHOULD JUST IGNORE THEM: The Coming Debtpocalypse.
AND THE OTHER HALF HAVEN’T BEEN THROUGH IT YET: Half of young Americans say college is no longer necessary.
WEAK POINTS POPPING UNDER PRESSURE: Under Pressure.
IT IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND THOSE BOYS’ CONFUSION – THE CARDBOARD CUTOUT IS WAAAAY SMARTER THAN AOC: Mitch McConnell responds to viral AOC ‘Team Mitch’ cutout groping photo.
You know, Obama’s team did this with Hillary’s cutout, and wasn’t it fun, ahah.
… I know, I know, it’s different when they do it. Because their hearts are pure. (Pure greed, malice, etc.)
LOOK, BEE. I GET IT. EVERYONE WANTS TO GET INTO THE REAL NEWS REPORTING. BUT THE FACT IS YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING SATIRE. WHY SO REAL? New York Times To Run All Facts By Angry, Pitchfork-Wielding Mob Before Going To Print.
THEY’RE JUST AFRAID THEY’LL HAVE TO SHARE THEIR STEAKS DU ZOO ANIMAL WITH US: THAT’S RICH: Venezuela Issues Travel Warning Against ‘Violent’ USA.
August 6, 2019
WHAT ELSE IS HE GOING TO DO? Beto exploits tragedy for sake of politics.
And for every leftist who is saying the murderer was somehow on the right.
REALLY? Really, really, really? Are you guys out of your ever loving minds?
Crusius espoused an anti-capitalist, anti-people radical green ideology. He rails against farming, oil drilling, plastic, paper towels and “consumer culture.” He sounds like Jay Inslee:
“My whole life, I have been preparing for a future that currently doesn’t exist.”
He justifies murder as “the logical step … to decrease the number of people in America using resources.”
So, since we’re playing the blame game, how about all those climate alarmist Democrats on the debate stage last week warning of a looming environmental Armageddon any chance they get.
The truly weird thing is that he’s not running for the Democrat nomination.
(And btw, calling for keeping “battle field weapons” out of the people’s hands is just stupid. This leads on a slippery slope to where they’ll be confiscating sharp screw drivers, as they do in Germany, because murders and mass murders still happen. It’s a peculiar form of authoritarian blindness to refuse to note that criminals don’t follow laws. All you’re doing is disarming the law abiding.)
THEY ALSO EXAGGERATE HOW TASTY THEIR BURGERS ARE. McDonald’s may have exaggerated how ‘eco-friendly’ its straws are.
ANY LIST OF “INFLUENTIAL” SCIENCE FICTION AUTHORS THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE HEINLEIN IS NOT ONLY BIASED. IT’S STUPID AND TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING: On Impact.
WHEN YOUR STANDARD OF “GOOD” IS “CONFORMS TO THE CORRECT MARXIST THOUGHT”, YOU’VE SOLD YOUR ART FOR A POT OF MESSAGE: When Politicized “Ventriloquising” Replaces Art, Who Are the Dummies?
BECAUSE THEY NEED IT: While Anti-Gunners Hate It, Hong Kong Residents Long For Second Amendment.
MR. PRESIDENT? NO. JUST NO: And in two tweets…
CLIMBING A HILL OF CORPSES TO HOLD SUPPOSED MORAL HIGH GROUND IS SO BECOMING: Top Democrats Call For Senate Vote On Gun Reform Bills.
Also, dear Dems, give it up. None of us believe that criminals obey laws. Anyone who has spent time in Europe knows that their gun laws don’t mean lower crime. Great Britain is now trying to ban any perforating object. This doesn’t work. What works is an armed and prepared populace. Also, no. Because the second amendment that’s why. And we don’t care if the president is wobbly on this — he is. — What you guys don’t get is that cult of personality is YOUR disease, not ours.
AND SPEAKING OF CAUSES OF SHOOTING AND WHO IS TO BLAME, AN OLD AND STILL RELEVANT LINK: Link between mass shooters, absent fathers ignored by anti-gun activists.
